Hyperspatial Travel
29-07-2005, 10:08
IC Introduction: The terrible Galactic Dairy Empire, consisting of the evil nations of Cheese, Milk, Icecream, and Moo, have declared war on the new Rebel Soylliance, consisting of the fledgling nations of Soybean, Soymilk, Soyicecream, and Magic Bean.
In response to these recent events, the alien republic of Breakfast Cereal consisting of many factions, all warring against each other, has pledged its support to the Soylliance, and the Dairy Empire, equally, as it sees both of these a requirement for a good breakfast!
OOC: If anyone can't guess, this is a joke thread. I hope to RP the Dairy Empire against the Soylliance, with the mysterious Breakfast Cereal republic hoping to keep both alive, as choice makes an even better breakfast
And, after the RP, depending on who's won, you must eat a breakfast consisting of the victorious milk, and the victorious cereal!
Factions -
Soylliance:
Soy Milk - The most powerful faction, the sovereign nation of Soymilk has the most military might out of any of the Soylliance nations, and is also closely involved in several Breakfast Cereal treaties.
Soy Bean - Soy Bean provides the raw material for the other nations to start their war engines, but has little in the way of a military. It is small, but has several Harvest Planets, from which the Soybeans, raw material for all war machines, come.
Soy Icecream - Soy Icecream is a specialist nation, devoted to specialist moves, and subverting people to the way of the Soy Icecream.
Magic Bean - Magic Bean is a peaceful nation, which seeks to convert enemy Dairyists with the powerful mind-control weapons of Vegetarianism, and the deadly Be Kind to Animals gun.
Dairy Empire -
Cheese - Cheese is a close confederate of BreadToast, one of the less prominent Breakfast Cereals members. However, it has little to no connections otherwise, and is reliant on Moo for all its military needs.
Milk: Milk is closely allied with most of the Breakfast Cereals, and has a huge military. Like all other Dairy Empire nations, it is reliant on Moo for its raw materials.
Icecream - Icecream is a propaganda machine, spooning out the Delicious Bowl of Icecream mind-control device to keep its citizens firmly controlled. It is much akin to Soy Icecream in this.
Moo - Moo supplies Teh Cowzors, from which all military goods in the Dairy Empire spring from. Without Moo, there would be no Dairy Alliance.
The Republic of Breakfast Cereals -
Cornflakes - Cornflakes is a mostly neutral country, in the Kelloggs political party in the Republic. It seeks to propagate itself, in order to become the most powerful Cereal ever!
Rice Bubbles - Rice Bubbles is an evil nation, one sprung from the darkest bowels of earth. (Note: I don't like Rice Bubbles) They seek to dominate even children with their deadly "Snap, Crackle, Pop", commando teams.
Weet-Bix - Weet-Bix is a Cereal comprised of huge, lumbering citizens, who are not armed with Presweetened, and require Sugar or Honey to become effective. However, through clever propaganda, they remain quite popular.
Cocoa Pops - Cocoa Pops is the most powerful Cereal Nation, as it has the dreaded "Huge Amount of Sugar Gun", and the "Chocolat OMGOMG!" ships. It holds sway over a huge amount of territory.
The Toast Confederation: A variety of Bread nations, the Toast Confederation is allied closely with Cheese, and hopes to become more popular by eliminating the Soy Alliance, where there is no Cheese.
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Ok, here's the deal. You pick a nation, and jump right in. Decent RPing a must. I'll start once I get 2 members from both the Soylliance and the Dairy Empire, and at least one from the Cereal Republic. Note that, if you don't like any of the products in a faction, or said faction is full, think of another product, and use that instead.
In response to these recent events, the alien republic of Breakfast Cereal consisting of many factions, all warring against each other, has pledged its support to the Soylliance, and the Dairy Empire, equally, as it sees both of these a requirement for a good breakfast!
OOC: If anyone can't guess, this is a joke thread. I hope to RP the Dairy Empire against the Soylliance, with the mysterious Breakfast Cereal republic hoping to keep both alive, as choice makes an even better breakfast
And, after the RP, depending on who's won, you must eat a breakfast consisting of the victorious milk, and the victorious cereal!
Factions -
Soylliance:
Soy Milk - The most powerful faction, the sovereign nation of Soymilk has the most military might out of any of the Soylliance nations, and is also closely involved in several Breakfast Cereal treaties.
Soy Bean - Soy Bean provides the raw material for the other nations to start their war engines, but has little in the way of a military. It is small, but has several Harvest Planets, from which the Soybeans, raw material for all war machines, come.
Soy Icecream - Soy Icecream is a specialist nation, devoted to specialist moves, and subverting people to the way of the Soy Icecream.
Magic Bean - Magic Bean is a peaceful nation, which seeks to convert enemy Dairyists with the powerful mind-control weapons of Vegetarianism, and the deadly Be Kind to Animals gun.
Dairy Empire -
Cheese - Cheese is a close confederate of BreadToast, one of the less prominent Breakfast Cereals members. However, it has little to no connections otherwise, and is reliant on Moo for all its military needs.
Milk: Milk is closely allied with most of the Breakfast Cereals, and has a huge military. Like all other Dairy Empire nations, it is reliant on Moo for its raw materials.
Icecream - Icecream is a propaganda machine, spooning out the Delicious Bowl of Icecream mind-control device to keep its citizens firmly controlled. It is much akin to Soy Icecream in this.
Moo - Moo supplies Teh Cowzors, from which all military goods in the Dairy Empire spring from. Without Moo, there would be no Dairy Alliance.
The Republic of Breakfast Cereals -
Cornflakes - Cornflakes is a mostly neutral country, in the Kelloggs political party in the Republic. It seeks to propagate itself, in order to become the most powerful Cereal ever!
Rice Bubbles - Rice Bubbles is an evil nation, one sprung from the darkest bowels of earth. (Note: I don't like Rice Bubbles) They seek to dominate even children with their deadly "Snap, Crackle, Pop", commando teams.
Weet-Bix - Weet-Bix is a Cereal comprised of huge, lumbering citizens, who are not armed with Presweetened, and require Sugar or Honey to become effective. However, through clever propaganda, they remain quite popular.
Cocoa Pops - Cocoa Pops is the most powerful Cereal Nation, as it has the dreaded "Huge Amount of Sugar Gun", and the "Chocolat OMGOMG!" ships. It holds sway over a huge amount of territory.
The Toast Confederation: A variety of Bread nations, the Toast Confederation is allied closely with Cheese, and hopes to become more popular by eliminating the Soy Alliance, where there is no Cheese.
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Ok, here's the deal. You pick a nation, and jump right in. Decent RPing a must. I'll start once I get 2 members from both the Soylliance and the Dairy Empire, and at least one from the Cereal Republic. Note that, if you don't like any of the products in a faction, or said faction is full, think of another product, and use that instead.