NationStates Jolt Archive

Yevon has made a list of what it sees as the top five sinning nations from its view point.

1: Deatharon
2: The Gaian Ascendancy
3: Neo Zeta
4: The Dark Eternals and Eternals
5: The Humankind Abh

Along with the report a side report released what they feel are some of the top sinning alliences

1: The GE
2: AoN
3: The Republic
4: FTU
5: The Grand Dominion Axis

Yevon suggest thy Nations and Alliences atone for their sins.

OOC: Just to be clear, Yevon is a cult slash religion slash belief system and not any sort of party with political sway, correct?

OOC: Yeah they are not a party. The Four Maesters are the only ones who have any real power. However Maester Seymour is very trusted by the heir to the throne. Tho soon they will gain pretty much 100% power once Yevon's Wrath is directed at Neo Zeta and they secretly control a fleet and super weapon called Vegnagun.

Otagia is greatly annoyed by the fact that we are not on this list. To raise our status, we pledge to contaminate at least 100,000 worlds with bioweapons by the end of this decade. Meanwhile, please accept this gift of powdered sugar donuts.

Seems to us that this is merely an up-to-date list of ViZion's Axis of Evil list of years ago. And most of those on the list are obviously evil/sinners/whatever.

We in the Republic have taken great offence to this and will deal with these heretics accordingly until they officially appologise for their accusations.

Also, the Federal Trade Union? We trade things with one another, we're not a military alliance! If anything it should be embraced for encouraging international trade! We fail to see how the FTU are 'Sinners' for trading goods!

The FTU helps trade machines that can be used agianst the naturle order. Such as cloneing. They are no better then a military allience in this way.

Yevon will not appologise to The Republic. The Republic is a sinful allience that breaks Yevons teachings. Your words on prove it by makeing threats to us. Atone for your sins for the good of your own souls.

So pretty much all of the recent FT alliances (well, AoN isn't very recent but still) are sinful?

Sounds sexy, now time to play my terribly sinful game of San Andreas in which I enjoy taking Towtrucks and towing tanks around.

"What, we're only number two?" Lady Seto comments to this 'list'. Azusa commented. "Maybe they don't know us well enough to do that."

"I thought we'd only be seen as idealistic fools and warmongers that meddled. Didn't know sin was in there." Akito also added.

The gathered few in Lady Funaho's chamber, as the owner adds. "This is a try at destabilization, 'not' merely an insult. All this really does is make a certain party gain attention and the ire of others."

Seto just shrugs. "For once, all I can say is that it is plain dumb. Simple as that." ..the group laughs a good bit at the exopense of this muddled 'declaration'.

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*Unknown elsewhere..*

One extra set of eyes lain thought upon this 'report'. "Looks like this will draw harsh critisism." ...Lord Soth comments in the deep shadows of their current warship. Lady Washu then adds.. "That is the 'point'. One of our projects is designed to feed off of this very feeling."

The two looks back at the entropic throne.. "As for another correct Lord Mulhorand?"

A single shadowed, oil-wisp stricken hand rises, with a grinding voice of malice. "{{{{{~ Every small iota of terror, hate, and malevolent emotion, all those shreds, fuel our need to open the barriers. The great ones work faster, but the smaller ones are the seeds of all genocide.

For how else can all these foolish mortals on this dimensional plane, but help to feel such malice continuously, never realizing how much of pawns they all are to the unknown master of their coming end.

So let them spite, we shall revel unseen. ~}}}}}" ...Lord Soth bows. "As always Master."

Molhorand however adds... "{{{{{~ I intend to send one special agent to begin fostering new alliances, among our greatest enemies, as to join them together. I need you Lord Soth to go with Mistress Washu, and begin the Sin porject as they have deemed proper.

The agent will then join the allies together, and see this new war of theirs to untold levels of chaos and destruction. Sin will feed off all this, and when the times comes, we will let 'it' dictate our own next course of action.

All the better in the end, to feed what we seek most, by leting our enemies do such a task 'for' us. Now... go. ~}}}}}"

The two bow, and then leave quickly.

Mulhorand then considers to Itself. "{{{{{~ If all only to 'another' end, my 'friends'. ~}}}}}" ...and then the shadows become suffocationg to sight of this One evil.

Infoclypse Industries CEO Sarah Gregs showed surprise earlier today when the Yevon list of sinful nations was released without Infoclypse Industries being on it.
"We have tried to project an image of morally ambiguity from the start, in fact our main 'Spuse Store' branch was shut down completely by employee's who wouldn't participate in the operation. Heck, we slaughtered them for that! That incident alone should have put us on the list. Anyway This is a stiff awakening for Infoclypse Industries that we need to take our Morallity down a level in order to truly compete." After the announcement Infoclypse stocks rose several points in anticipation of a 'new and even sicker storefront than the last' to be opened sometime in the next few days.

In other news A man with two noses reently agreed to an interview with Infoclypse News...

The FTU helps trade machines that can be used agianst the naturle order. Such as cloneing. They are no better then a military allience in this way.

Yevon will not appologise to The Republic. The Republic is a sinful allience that breaks Yevons teachings. Your words on prove it by makeing threats to us. Atone for your sins for the good of your own souls.
Cloning doesn't have to be used for just military purposes. If a colony has a lack of genetic material, cloning can create more people to add to the gene pool. And you speak against technology as if it were an evil thing. If it is so evil, then we would have gone back to the trees with the Chimps without clothes and deficate in our hands and throw it.

The use of robots and clones for military purposes minimizes casualties. The FTU has not sinned and on behalf of them, we DO NOT RECOGNIZE THIS LIST.