NationStates Jolt Archive

Newly elected President Mark Flaxour formally invites fellow democratic nations to a large banquet to discuss the future new nation of Yinzola in its capital of Strabane City,Population: 1 million.

*President Flaxour is escorted to the front of the room by his security and begins to speak* "Welcome my fellow leaders. We, the newly formed nation of Yinzola, welcome you to this feast. I would like to tell you about my country. We may be a small country, but our economy is thriving and our people are intellegent and up to any task. Our military is small at 20,000 active soldiers. But, we are equipped with the latest technology and automobiles. Our large automobile business produces some of the finest vehicles in the region. Because of our latest contributions to the industry, we produce a line of luxury vehicles called Crosby. These are compared to others such as Rolls Royce, Maybach, and Aston Martin...

*One hour later he finishes his speech and begins to speak to other leaders...*

Can Democratic Socialist governments with a permanent premier participate?

"Greetings, Mr. President. I am Martin Poingrad, representing the People's Democratic Republic of Chitzeland and its President, Leonard Copeland. This has been a wonderful feast, and your city looks incredible as well. Is there anything that you wish to discuss?"

OOC: Edited for confusing spelling error

Can Democratic Socialist governments with a permanent premier participate?

*Agents in suits roughly grab the representitve of Leafanistan. They take him outside and throw him on the ground. The leader of the guards, Agent Dan Murray, looks around for anybody nearby and attaches a silencer to his Baretta. Before the man on the ground could look up, he is shot 3 times in the head. Agent Murray straightens his tie and goes back to the party.*
"Damn communists..." he mutters as his men remove the body and take it to the incinerator.


Back in the party, Agent Murray whispers in the President's ear as he is talking about the economy with the rep from Chitzeland. Flaxour's smile widens as he talks about government contributions to industry...

We will also join you, our nation is celebrating the first official Gyrobot Colony. We will bring several caterers and my wife to make your meals a memorable one.

*Agents in suits roughly grab the representitve of Leafanistan. They take him outside and throw him on the ground. The leader of the guards, Agent Dan Murray, looks around for anybody nearby and attaches a silencer to his Baretta. Before the man on the ground could look up, he is shot 3 times in the head. Agent Murray straightens his tie and goes back to the party.*


OOC:Not very democratic of you, eh? Also: A:You stated what happened to him, that is godmodding. B:If his nation finds out... the entire world(democratic and not) are gonna come down on you.

Greetings, Mr. Flaxour of Yinzola. I am here to represent the great yet humble Republic of Boll United. Boll United is a young representative-democratic nation which prides itself on its arms and info-tech industries. I am one of three Philosopher-Kings, and so can say that we work hard to balance our goal to ensure all possible political freedoms of the common man (and woman) while upholding conservative moral values.

I would like to take this opportunity to extend a hand to you, Mr. Yinzola. I welcome any future friendly relations between your nation and mine, and I wish to presently discuss any political issues affecting either of us at this time.

We will also join you, our nation is celebrating the first official Gyrobot Colony. We will bring several caterers and my wife to make your meals a memorable one.

"That is wonderful! Congratulations for your contributions. I suggest we should create a trade pact! My nation produces fine Crosby luxury cars. I am sure my citizens will enjoy products from your new colony! Enjoy the party and celebrate democracy!" Flaxour says.*Murray whispers to Flaxour that a representative from another nation is worried about the assassination. Flaxour walks over to the representative of Red Tide2.* He begins "Murder? In my party celebrating democracy?? That is impossible my dear friend! My security agents have this place surrounded! Ah, I am sure it is a rumor spread by my political rivals. Unfortunately, the crime rate is rather high, but we are working on the problem. Raw Oyster?" *He offers one to the representative of RedTide2 while grabbing one for himself.*

Let me remind ya. A. He had a silencer and no one was around to witness the assassination. The body is in an incinerator burning away. My bad if its godmodding, but c'mon no country is perfect.

Greetings, Mr. Flaxour of Yinzola. I am here to represent the great yet humble Republic of Boll United. Boll United is a young representative-democratic nation which prides itself on its arms and info-tech industries. I am one of three Philosopher-Kings, and so can say that we work hard to balance our goal to ensure all possible political freedoms of the common man (and woman) while upholding conservative moral values.

I would like to take this opportunity to extend a hand to you, Mr. Yinzola. I welcome any future friendly relations between your nation and mine, and I wish to presently discuss any political issues affecting either of us at this time.

"From one democracy to another I welcome you to this party. Do not believe any rumours going on, for I am sure they are spread by my political rivals and supporters of tyranny and oppression. I hope we can get to know each other better in the future for our mutual benefit!"

OOC:Yeah... it isnt. Hes going to notice that his diplomat is missing, right? He'll check the last assignment he was on and trace it back to you. It all goes downhill from there. Also, my nation having a representative at a party for democratic nations is laughable, seeing how I am a brutal Corporate Dictatorship.

PS:Learn the difference between OOC and IC. OOC stands for Out of Character, IC stands for In Character. Its easier to use an example then to explain, here we go!

Example:
'IC:Official Statement From X Nation Goverment to Y Nation Goverment
"We will not allow this subversion to continue any further! Back down or else!"
End Message

OOC:How do you want to go about this?'
End Example
Got the idea?

*President Flaxour notices the RedTide 2 representative sitting at a table with several other odd looking groups. After having a long discussion on various subjects with the rep from Boll United, Flaxour turns to Murray.*

Flaxour says "I want you to set several men around the RedTide 2 group. I do not like these men being here! This is to celebrate democracy! These tyrants make a mockery of democracy! I do not wish to start a war...altough if TITO will back me we can wipe aside their defenses like they were nothing! Excuse me, I will make a call to TITO and ask for a war order..."

Murray:"Sir, I doubt TITO will support us on this. We are new members and the other nations hardly know our existance."

Flaxour:"You're right, but I will try, and TITO's existince is based on situations like this."

*Flaxour excuses himself from the party and makes a conference call...*

*Agents in suits roughly grab the representitve of Leafanistan. They take him outside and throw him on the ground. The leader of the guards, Agent Dan Murray, looks around for anybody nearby and attaches a silencer to his Baretta. Before the man on the ground could look up, he is shot 3 times in the head. Agent Murray straightens his tie and goes back to the party.*
"Damn communists..." he mutters as his men remove the body and take it to the incinerator.


Back in the party, Agent Murray whispers in the President's ear as he is talking about the economy with the rep from Chitzeland. Flaxour's smile widens as he talks about government contributions to industry...

first off very naughty of you second off this hostility towards socialism will not be tolerated if you want a war so early I would definitely side with leafanistan :sniper: and just try assasinating my rep the Thekalian political security service (secret service) mess you up ese :mad:

*Agents in suits roughly grab the representitve of Leafanistan. They take him outside and throw him on the ground. The leader of the guards, Agent Dan Murray, looks around for anybody nearby and attaches a silencer to his Baretta. Before the man on the ground could look up, he is shot 3 times in the head. Agent Murray straightens his tie and goes back to the party.*
"Damn communists..." he mutters as his men remove the body and take it to the incinerator.



... well, I WAS planning on coming... :eek:

Martin Poingrad was examining an odd specimen of food with his spectacles when his cell phone buzzed. He quickly disappeared into the nearest restroom. A long while later he emerged with the phone safely in his pocket and began to seek out a representative of Yinzola to discuss matters with.

“Good Evening, I am Martin Poingrad. This is an incredible nation. It would only fit that it have an incredible story. May I ask for you to briefly recount some of your history? For purely diplomatic purposes, of course.”

The Commandante would be delighted to attend your feast.

OOC: Check your factbook, we are democratic.

OoC: History? Give me some time to make one up...

InC: Mark Flaxour: Representative of Thekalu...is this some sort of threat? I have a small nation of less than 10 million citizens. Yet the tyrant governments that threaten me, they are home to billions of impoverished citizens. Do not underestimate my Executive Defense Agency(EDA). Under the leadership of Agent Murray they are formidable. I do not wish a war..at least without the assistance of a very powerful defense organization I am a member of. It consists of hundreds of nations. So please stop making these threats and "accusations" of brutal murder by the EDA. I tell you they are not true. My Vice President, Lucien Banks, is currently meeting with my organization. It seems Red Tide2 and your nation are very aggressive towards me.
*Flaxour walks over to the food table and takes a Martini from the table. He then walks over to the Commandante of Peoplitia and wishes to begin a talk about Socialist oppression of small nations*