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everyone talks about these animals called shoobans, being a newbie, I don't know what they are, so what are they

I think they're extra strong Slave type creatures, i don't know im not an expert

ooc: Oh god, I thought we were over the Shooban mess!

Shoobans are natives of the nation of Shooboshabia or something. After Shooboshabia was invaded and destroyed by several powerful nations, its populace were sold into slavery by the invaders. Some people consider Shoobans to be subhumans, and they have been bred to be extremely stupid yet strong. They are used mostly for hard manual labor. A few months ago, NS went crazy about Shoobans. There were Shooban hunters, shooban freers, slave shops with Shoobans, wars over them, etc. Most people got really annoyed by it all (including myself) and there were several agreements that the name Shooban would never be mentioned again. For the love of god, please do not mention the name Shooban ever again.

everyone talks about these animals called shoobans, being a newbie, I don't know what they are, so what are they

*curls up quietly in a corner* I DIDN'T HEAR HIM SAY THAT, THERE IS NO SUCH THING, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

It's a protohuman that Roach-Busters and others made up so they had something to oppress. I thought that Shoobans were (and hope that they still are) dead and buried, never to soil the shores of II ever again.

Shooooooooooooooooooban!

A while ago back, Roach-Busters and a few other countries gang-raped a country called Shooboshabba (something close to that), and annexed it. The Shoobans were a strong slave type of people, and yes, as Bonstock says, the II board was littered with them a while back.

thanks everybody, sorry for bringing it up, I just didnm't know what the old threads were talking about.