Korridan
27-07-2005, 20:11
Comrades, do you find yourself on a budget, yet still needing the armaments to push back the Capitalist Oppresors? Well, the Proletariat of Korridan, located in New Siberia, have put together an excellent choice of rifles, machine guns and other weapons, made and held together with the willpower of the working class.
:sniper:
*Points to a stack of crudely manufactured rifles, some look suspiciously like super soakers* These are the latest in Korridan's weapon stocks, only 25$ a rifle, and they fire with the affordability of all of Korridans armaments *Picks one up and fire it, with the only effect of his efforts being the cardboard with "Skop" written on the side falling off*
Ahahahah erm yes, perhaps we shall move on to other items available yes?
:confused: :mp5:
The Korridanian sub machine gun's, though more expensive at 40$, is still well within the range of affordability for the low-income warmonger. *Picks up a rather pathetic looking weapon, likely stolen from a carnival's BB gun stocks* Watch as the KSMG rip appart the targets, *Points the gun at a nearby piece of cardboard, and pulls the trigger, then watches in horror as the ammo clip falls out and lands with a thud on the ground*
Ahem, anyways, Korridian Armaments is always ready to take order, and we have a deep and comprehensive lifetime warantee*, When you need weapons on a budget, come to Korridan, located in New Siberia.
*Warantee void upon exiting Korridan
:sniper:
*Points to a stack of crudely manufactured rifles, some look suspiciously like super soakers* These are the latest in Korridan's weapon stocks, only 25$ a rifle, and they fire with the affordability of all of Korridans armaments *Picks one up and fire it, with the only effect of his efforts being the cardboard with "Skop" written on the side falling off*
Ahahahah erm yes, perhaps we shall move on to other items available yes?
:confused: :mp5:
The Korridanian sub machine gun's, though more expensive at 40$, is still well within the range of affordability for the low-income warmonger. *Picks up a rather pathetic looking weapon, likely stolen from a carnival's BB gun stocks* Watch as the KSMG rip appart the targets, *Points the gun at a nearby piece of cardboard, and pulls the trigger, then watches in horror as the ammo clip falls out and lands with a thud on the ground*
Ahem, anyways, Korridian Armaments is always ready to take order, and we have a deep and comprehensive lifetime warantee*, When you need weapons on a budget, come to Korridan, located in New Siberia.
*Warantee void upon exiting Korridan