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CFL Launches Holy Crusade on the Infidels!

North Matttvia
26-07-2005, 20:26
10th of July, Secret Military Bunker, Hai Ho Mountain Range, North Mattiva, CLF HQ:

"So what was the vision of the holy one?" a amazed lieutenant asked his Captain again.
"The holy ones vision was that Jesus himself was sitting on a throne of gold on top of the world, and he was holding out his hands, on the left where the dead Gods and leaders of all the other religions, and in the right hand was his holiness, and Jesus was saying to him thank you for helping me, you and your followers will have the highest place in Haven!" The Captain explained.
"So what does this mean, Captain?" the lieutenant asked.
"It means a Crusade, the holy one has seen what he has to do, destroy all the other religions! So there will be one religion and it will be the mightiest!" The Captain said with the pride rising in himself.
"This may be a stupid question Captain, but will this affect us?"
"Of course, you idiot! It is a Holy Crusade, this is what we have been training for, this where we unleash are brave Christian Soldiers on the evils of the world!"

11th July, NMMBC Breaking News!

The lights turn on and there is a man and a women sitting behind there desks, there camera zooms in:
"Hello, this is news just in NMMBC has received a tape from the CLF" said the man:
The tape comes up and the leader of the CLF Radical Prophet Marco Blenzo sits there will followers holding guns in there air, all apart from him are wearing balaclavas.
"My fellow Christians, the day is the day we have been waiting for. I have had the message from God, instructing me to declare Holy Crusade on every single religion apart from our great one.
As a Christian you must obey my call, we must rise up above the other evil religions and strike and show them that we Chirsitians are sick and tired of what is going on in this world. We are just a different form of the flood God sent to Noah to destroy all the evil and start again, this time we Christians are the flood and we Christians are the only good in this world, the people who die are the scum and the filth of this world!"
The tape ends with the people beside him jumping up and spraying there bullets right into the air.
Peopleita
26-07-2005, 20:29
I would like to remind North Mativa, that majority of my population is Catholic, as is the Commandante himself. That is why we are socialist and not comuniist
North Matttvia
26-07-2005, 20:37
OCC: ok :confused:
Shildonia
26-07-2005, 20:46
We would like to warn North Mativia against launching any foolish attacks on the People's Republic. Our population is predominantly aethist, having long since thrown off ancient superstitions in favour of a more enlightened approach. Should any attempt be made to make war on our people, we will make it our duty to ensure your "brave Christian soldiers" are given an audience with their God.
North Matttvia
26-07-2005, 20:50
We would like to warn North Mativia against launching any foolish attacks on the People's Republic. Our population is predominantly aethist, having long since thrown off ancient superstitions in favour of a more enlightened approach. Should any attempt be made to make war on our people, we will make it our duty to ensure your "brave Christian soldiers" are given an audience with their God.
OCC: Please remeber that this is not North Mattvia speaking this is the terriost group CLF talking.
Peopleita
26-07-2005, 20:55
OCC: ok :confused:

OOC: I'm no Infedel ;)
[NS]Algeristan
26-07-2005, 21:00
No, your worse than an Infidel!

Your a marxist!!!

Hell is too good for leftist scum!!!
North Matttvia
26-07-2005, 21:00
13th July, NMMBC News:

A man on behind a desk speaks.
"Tonight the CLF has issued another warning to the government and to other nations.
In it's statement the CLF said that if the North Mattvian government does not withdraw support from the Islamist regime in Algeristan in the next 24 hours then the CLF while have to strike. It also said that if Algeristan and any other Islamist country will be targeted soon. As well the CLF said that all Christians have nothing to worry about and urges them to join in the Holy Crusade"
North Matttvia
26-07-2005, 21:04
Algeristan']No, your worse than an Infidel!

Your a Marxist!!!

Hell is too good for leftist scum!!!
OCC: Unfortunately the CLF does not matter what political background you are from, they only mind what religion you are from.
Hallad
26-07-2005, 21:22
Halladi News Network

A reported one Halladi went off to join the CLF. It was later confirmed that the man boarded the wrong plane and was actually headed to join communist guerillas in an undisclosed nation.