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ATTENTION TO ALL Darth Vaclavious looking for bride. Darth Vaclavious will pay nation

Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 03:40
Darth Vaclavious is looking for a bride. He has nothing in is mind of what he wants in her. He wants someone that he can get along with. He will pay the nation that has the women that he shall wed.
Theao
25-07-2005, 03:47
Why does he not just find a wife from among his populace, rather than trying to buy one.
Otagia
25-07-2005, 03:51
Otagia is quite willing to offer you one Wombrick as your bride. You may name her, and do whatever you wish from there. Seriously, we don't want to know.

Her personality can best be described as "docile." "Herbivorous" might be better, now that we think of it. Just don't expect her to move about much. She is one meter long, and weights approx. 200 kilos. A steady diet of various vegetables is deemed appropriate.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
25-07-2005, 04:09
Why does he not just find a wife from among his populace, rather than trying to buy one.

OOC:
Setting up for an even better RP in the future perhaps? I know that is what I would do. By taking a bride from another nation, you begin to set the path to create an international RP.

But when inquiring specifics, I recommend telegramming the nation in question. It controls flood and spam, and makes people like me less angry. :D



IC:
Upon hearing the request of a bride, Kieria grinned. "This could get quite interesting," she murmured as she finished her glass of Bourbon and grabbed a phone to place a number.

"I may very well just take their offer," she grinned as the phone began to ring slowly.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 04:12
OOC:
Setting up for an even better RP in the future perhaps? I know that is what I would do. By taking a bride from another nation, you begin to set the path to create an international RP.

But when inquiring specifics, I recommend telegramming the nation in question. It controls flood and spam, and makes people like me less angry. :D



IC:
Upon hearing the request of a bride, Kieria grinned. "This could get quite interesting," she murmured as she finished her glass of Bourbon and grabbed a phone to place a number.

"I may very well just take their offer," she grinned as the phone began to ring slowly.

OOC: And Why would Darth Vaclavious marry one of the public. He can't really do much because there are people that don't like him and may try an assanination.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 04:46
The Vietnamexican beauty, Princess Vi Hornando is on of the most beautiful women in the world. She is almost siren like in the way she can excite men. She is of royal descent, sister to the king. She is 5'7'', and resembles Maria Sharapova
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 13:06
If I, your respected ally, could make an observation. Why not use cloning techniques if you are worried about an heir. If not, why not just kidnap a female from a nearby system?

If not, we would like to make a suggestion on the current candidates. The Family thinks you should choose Kieria. Her nation is powerful, and our alliance could exterminate all of our enemies. Plus, she seems to be at least as ammoral as you.
Der Angst
25-07-2005, 13:18
Darth Vaclavious is looking for a bride. He has nothing in is mind of what he wants in her. He wants someone that he can get along with. He will pay the nation that has the women that he shall wed.

NEWSFLASH

Sith too ugly to find women willing to marry them! Must buy them from dubious sources!

Domestic violence the reason? Statistics say that 99.99% of all women dislike being choked to death!

Are Sith incapable of getting 'it' up? The Sith may be about to die out due to 'Zero Action'! Interview with sexually frustrated women who were married to Sith at eleven!

~ Variety of news sources
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 13:31
:D Classic Media!
Ankhmet
25-07-2005, 13:50
The Vietnamexican beauty, Princess Vi Hornando is on of the most beautiful women in the world. She is almost siren like in the way she can excite men. She is of royal descent, sister to the king. She is 5'7'', and resembles Maria Sharapova

ooc:Okay, Maria Sharapove is nice and all... Siren-like? :D
Leafanistan
25-07-2005, 14:29
ooc:Okay, Maria Sharapove is nice and all... Siren-like? :D

OOC: Lure men to their doom-like. Maybe she'll kill our friend Darth Vaclavious and take over in the name of peace! Beware the siren's song!
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 19:43
She'll make him cry from pain but won't kill him. ;)
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 19:48
"HMMMMMMMMM Well the Maria Sharapova look-a-like contest winner is good and all but I'm not gunna be driving the royal transport around here a lovely song and blow the fuck up after I hit an asteroid."
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:02
It is not here song that excites the men ;)
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:06
It is not here song that excites the men ;)

/\
| <- who says a Sith cant get it up?
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:08
LOL. The tabloids say that. I say you marry somebody, then kill them and take all their money.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:10
So would you like her. (the Vietnamexican women are like the world's most powerful viagra, it makes it grow like never before.)
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:12
LOL. The tabloids say that. I say you marry somebody, then kill them and take all their money.

Don't give these potential wives ideas dammit.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:13
So would you like her. (the Vietnamexican women are like the world's most powerful viagra, it makes it grow like never before.)

Describe her.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:14
I meant you Darthy boy. Marry a rich bitch, get her to change her will to leave you everything, then push her down the stairs. Oh, our evil plotting never stops.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:14
Im talking about the princess, the one that looks like Maria Sharapova
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:16
I meant you Darthy boy. Marry a rich bitch, get her to change her will to you, then push her down the stairs. Oh, our evil plotting never stops.
I know you were talking about me but what if she stabs me while we're fuckin on our honeymoon. See dumbass. I don't wanna die. I've liked the past 3 and a 1/2 centuries. I wanna enjoy the next 3 and a 1/2 as well.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:17
Im talking about the princess, the one that looks like Maria Sharapova

If i marry the princess wouldn't that make her queen and me king???
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:22
Ok, scrap the murder idea. But aren't you running a risk by marrying somebody as a Sith Lord. Thank God the Family don't have to worry about crazy institutions.

And Darthy boy, it depends what you want in the woman. Looks are good and all, but you've got to look further than that. Is she rich? Is she part of a powerful nation. And do you want a stay at home docile female, or a kick arse, killer but loyal female?
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 20:22
Attention to all women who don't like being choked to death!!!

Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians, is also looking for a bride. Though a warrior whose fought in many deadly battles, he is considered gentle and kind by all around him, especially to ladies. He is currently the sole leader of a nation of over 4.5 billion souls, after overthrowing the old leader, President M. Burns, as Burns had previously betrayed and murdered Harald's father.

When not leading his conquering armies or guiding the path of his nation, Harald enjoys swimming, hiking, and learning about and travelling to new places. He says he wants to have children, but doesn't care how many or when, but either way would be a tender and loving father.

He is thirty years old and stands about 6 feet 3 inches. He had red hair, which is always neatly cut and parted, and has blue-green eyes and pale skin, along with a strong, muscular build. He seeks a single woman 15-30 years old, with similar interests. He is very eager to meet any of the women here.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:24
I want a drop dead gorgeous behotch with money and power. I have a princess as a candidate. That has all 3. S I'm kinda good with my choices.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:26
Attention to all women who don't like being choked to death!!!

Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians, is also looking for a bride. Though a warrior whose fought in many deadly battles, he is considered gentle and kind by all around him, especially to ladies. He is currently the sole leader of a nation of over 4.5 billion souls, after overthrowing the old leader, President M. Burns, as Burns had previously betrayed and murdered Harald's father.

When not leading his conquering armies or guiding the path of his nation, Harald enjoys swimming, hiking, and learning about and travelling to new places. He says he wants to have children, but doesn't care how many or when, but either way would be a tender and loving father.

He is thirty years old and stands about 6 feet 3 inches. He had red hair, which is always neatly cut and parted, and has blue-green eyes and pale skin, along with a strong, muscular build. He seeks a single woman 15-30 years old, with similar interests. He is very eager to meet any of the women here.

FUCK YOU I HAVE NEVER CHOKED ANYTHING TO DEATH.Well errrrr uhhhhhh there was that lieutenant. But he called me a cocksucker so I was justified.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:28
Is she human? We find the fact you'd marry anybody at the bottom of the evolutionary ladder, distasteful.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:29
If i marry the princess wouldn't that make her queen and me king???


not of my country, the princess is the sister of King Horus, they were born one year apart, she is fifteen, he is sixteen.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:32
That would though make you the Lord of California (or whereever you would like)
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:34
Then I would become King and she would be Queen after her brothers passing. Because When the Princess marries she becomes first inline as successor in any Monarchy or Constitutional Monarchy or Queendom or Kingdom. It's just the way it goes. But nevertheless I will take the princess to be my bride and If I am Successor to the King the amount of money you will recieve will be much much larger.
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:34
Attention to all women who don't like being choked to death!!!

Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians, is also looking for a bride. Though a warrior whose fought in many deadly battles, he is considered gentle and kind by all around him, especially to ladies. He is currently the sole leader of a nation of over 4.5 billion souls, after overthrowing the old leader, President M. Burns, as Burns had previously betrayed and murdered Harald's father.

When not leading his conquering armies or guiding the path of his nation, Harald enjoys swimming, hiking, and learning about and travelling to new places. He says he wants to have children, but doesn't care how many or when, but either way would be a tender and loving father.

He is thirty years old and stands about 6 feet 3 inches. He had red hair, which is always neatly cut and parted, and has blue-green eyes and pale skin, along with a strong, muscular build. He seeks a single woman 15-30 years old, with similar interests. He is very eager to meet any of the women here.

A fitting bride for the Lord of the Bonstocknians: my niece, Princess Winter of the Eldorati. Being second in line to the Little Indian and New Italian throne - and all the many titles that go with it - she is one of the most powerful women in the New Italian world.

Of immeasurable and unbeatable beauty, Her Highness Princess Winter's mother, Dowager Grand Duchess Enara, is eager for her daughter to take a husband. Princess Winter is impressed with the physical and personal particulars of Lord Harald: she marvels at his 6' 3" height, but wonders at his other measurements?

If it's power he wants, she has it.
If it's money he wants, she has excesses of it.
If it's beauty he wants, she's unrivalled in it.
Give her time, and she would likely fall in love with you.

What say you to that, Lord Harald?
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:36
Attention to all women who don't like being choked to death!!!

Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians, is also looking for a bride. Though a warrior whose fought in many deadly battles, he is considered gentle and kind by all around him, especially to ladies. He is currently the sole leader of a nation of over 4.5 billion souls, after overthrowing the old leader, President M. Burns, as Burns had previously betrayed and murdered Harald's father.

When not leading his conquering armies or guiding the path of his nation, Harald enjoys swimming, hiking, and learning about and travelling to new places. He says he wants to have children, but doesn't care how many or when, but either way would be a tender and loving father.

He is thirty years old and stands about 6 feet 3 inches. He had red hair, which is always neatly cut and parted, and has blue-green eyes and pale skin, along with a strong, muscular build. He seeks a single woman 15-30 years old, with similar interests. He is very eager to meet any of the women here.


We would like to offer you the Duchess of Yucatan, she is 5'9'', 125 lbs. with long silky black hair, brown eyes, fair skinned, large busted, she is sleek and athletic and is one of the most 'generous' women in Vietnamexico.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:36
Ahhhh, a matchmaking thread.

Harald says 'Go to hell'.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:37
Wow, Vietnamexican women sure do get around.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:38
Vietnamexico. If I marry the princess I would therefore become prince right. Yes so I am Prince Darth Vaclavious.


OOC: Double Title MWUHAhAHAHAHAHA
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:38
Then I would become King and she would be Queen after her brothers passing. Because When the Princess marries she becomes first inline as successor in any Monarchy or Constitutional Monarchy or Queendom or Kingdom. It's just the way it goes. But nevertheless I will take the princess to be my bride and If I am Successor to the King the amount of money you will recieve will be much much larger.

if you are thinking of killing King Horus think again, the people of Vietnamexico are in love with Horus, if he died of natural causes bfore he had a son, yes you would becom king.
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:39
OOC: I believe the target of this strand of conversation is Bonstock!

IC: Be assured, Harald, that Princess Winter can offer anything that the "generous" Grand Duchess can, and much more besides.

Oh, and Darth Vaclavious: Winter aint for you. Sorry.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:39
Vietnamexico. If I marry the princess I would therefore become prince right. Yes so I am Prince Darth Vaclavious.


OOC: Double Title MWUHAhAHAHAHAHA


Prince Darth Vaclavious, Lord of California, that has a nice ring to it
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 20:40
The Duchess of Yucatan and Princess Winter both seem like fitting potential brides for Lord Harald. Both are invited to come to Harald's private Presidential retreat at Epsilon Atoll, off the coast of Northern Bonstock.
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:41
Vietnamexico. If I marry the princess I would therefore become prince right. Yes so I am Prince Darth Vaclavious.


OOC: Double Title MWUHAhAHAHAHAHA

OOC: you think that's good? I'd write down all my (NS) titles, but it'd take too long, and take up too much room!
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:42
OOC: I believe the target of this strand of conversation is Bonstock!

IC: Be assured, Harald, that Princess Winter can offer anything that the "generous" Grand Duchess can, and much more besides.

Oh, and Darth Vaclavious: Winter aint for you. Sorry.


Well in Vietnamexico, some meen have many wives so who knows maybe he wants both and he would be a duke if he married the duchess
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:42
Oh great. Another title to remember. Well Darthy boy, she better have a hell of a lot of money.
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:43
The Duchess of Yucatan and Princess Winter both seem like fitting potential brides for Lord Harald. Both are invited to come to Harald's private Presidential retreat at Epsilon Atoll, off the coast of Northern Bonstock.

Winter, we found you a bride!
Well, sort of.

Princess Winter and I - the High King of the Eldorati - are pleased to accept your generous offer of a visit to Epsilon Atoll.

We look forward to meeting you, Lord Harald.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:43
Wow, Vietnamexican women sure do get around.

It is a good quality for a Vietnamexican woman to have, we call it generosity
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:44
We accept the invitation as well
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:46
*From Princess Winter to the Duchess of Yucatan:*

May the best woman win, Your Grace. See you at the finish line.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:47
Ohh, we like this female. She has very few morals. Tell me my dear, how do you feel about mass genocide of an undeveloped human populace in the name of expansion, business sense and profit?
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:49
*In front of the High King*
Oh, how ghastly!!

*When he moves away to get another drink*
How much profit are we talking about? And how much expansion? Any more new titles in it for me?
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 20:51
To VM:

It depends do they have potential to become functional human beings, or is there society doomed to be basic forever, in the first case it is wrong to kill them, in the second case, there are to possiblities, are they a strong hardworking race, if so use them as slaves, if not squish them like a bug. Oh, and would you care to come to my humble mansion in the Yucatan for a meal... and stuff.
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 20:54
Vietnamexico keep your eyes open As I am starting the wedding thread now. Your king should attend as I promise he will be kept in the safest of places as ask VM i have one of his members of the family at my temple.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:55
Can anything that evolves from an ape ever truly be worth anything? But your answer is less moral than those in the past. We like you. We suggest that you marry her straight away Darth.

And we would be honoured to dine at your mansion.
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 20:55
Two Gulftream jets bearing the markings "Federal Republic of Bonstock" were quickly dispatched by Lord Harald to go to Vietnamexico and Little India, to pick up Princess Winter and the Duchess of Yucatan, and take them on the flight to Epsilon Atoll. When they arrive, they find a isolated tropical island, with unrivaled beauty, as they land on the single airstrip. They are quickly taken (seperately of course so they could not meet each other, as that may be bad for business) to their rooms, both of them private bungalows right next to sandy beaches. The sky was blue, and there was barely a cloud in sight, as the waves beat calmly on the shore.

Lord Harald himself went first to Princess Winter's house (as she had responded first), and knocked and introduced himself. "Thank you, Princess, for coming so far to meet me. I am Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians. Would you like to accompany me for dinner?"
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:57
Ahh, how sweet, the Duchess has to lure Lord Harald to her humble mansion with food.

*Princess Winter to Lord Harald*

Come to my palace on the New Danish Sea, and we can watch the waves together, and rule my Principality and your Republic as King and Queen, and we can live for all eternity in a world of peace and prosperity, and we can have so many wonderful children with your strength and honour, and my beauty. What a wonderful world we would rule together, my love.
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 20:57
Thanks for the invitation Zactarn. Hmm, which Family member to send...
Little India
25-07-2005, 20:59
Let us go after dinner and watch the sun set, and marvel at the beauty of the stars.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:01
Can anything that evolves from an ape ever truly be worth anything? But your answer is less moral than those in the past. We like you. We suggest that you marry her straight away Darth.

And we would be honoured to dine at your mansion.


Darth was marrying the Princess not the Duchess, you were talking to the duchess. If the arangements don't work out in with Bonstock would you like have her. Oh, and the Duchess would like to know how you would like dessert.

OOC: If you awnser the las question, well just don't
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 21:01
Vietnamexico the sum of 3 Billion dollars is being transferred to your King account via the Intergalactic bank.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:01
Vietnamexico the sum of 3 Billion dollars is being transferred to your King account via the Intergalactic bank.


Score!
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:02
Darth was marrying the Princess not the Duchess, you were talking to the duchess. If the arangements don't work out in with Bonstock would you like have her. Oh, and the Duchess would like to know how you would like dessert.

Correction, the Princess is marrying Lord Harald of Bonstock!
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:03
Vietnamexico the sum of 3 Billion dollars is being transferred to your King account via the Intergalactic bank.

I smell something fishy...
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:04
Ahh, how sweet, the Duchess has to lure Lord Harald to her humble mansion with food.

*Princess Winter to Lord Harald*

Come to my palace on the New Danish Sea, and we can watch the waves together, and rule my Principality and your Republic as King and Queen, and we can live for all eternity in a world of peace and prosperity, and we can have so many wonderful children with your strength and honour, and my beauty. What a wonderful world we would rule together, my love.

Harald chuckled slightly, and put his arm around Princess Winter's shoulder. "All will happen in good time. First, let us have some wine together. I am very interested in getting to know you."

He led her to his private house, onto a balcony overlooking the beach as the sun began to set. There, there was a table, with a bottle of wine, two seats, and two glasses. "Please sit down," said Harald, as he poured the glasses. "Tell me about yourself," he said. "You're a very beautiful lady."

ooc: Vietnamexico: I'll make this short and get to you soon. Not sure how this will all play out.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:05
no the FDuchess is marrying Lord Herald
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 21:05
Holy Hell! 3 billion. We killed 15 million monkeys for less than that!
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:07
I smell something fishy...

Darth is marrying the Princess of Vietnamexico, not the duchess, is a whole different deal
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:08
I am the Princess of the Eldorati. My uncle is the High King, and my cousin is the Crown Princess.
I love nothing more than to sit and watch the stars on a cold, autumn night, when all the world is golden and brown. I love to hear the sound of the waves against the white sands of my country. For too long have I yearned to be married, but never have I found the man that was honourable enough to one day become the Prince Consort of the Eldorati, or caring and loving enough to be a good husband and father. I hope my search is nearing an end...

*she moves in to kiss him gently on the lips.*
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:10
Darth is marrying the Princess of Vietnamexico, not the duchess, is a whole different deal

OOC: Sorry: two different rp's going on at once, it's hard to keep track of who's talking to who!
Juanoia
25-07-2005, 21:11
OOC: Zactarn, you should make them pay advertising fees, for posting their matchmaking deals on your thread. :P
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:11
ooc: No problem i am getting confused as well
Vespeterium Minor
25-07-2005, 21:12
Oh Jesus Christ. Who's marrying who?
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:12
OOC: Zactarn, you should make them pay advertising fees, for posting their matchmaking deals on your thread. :P

OOC: Errr, started off as a match making thread! :D
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:14
I am the Princess of the Eldorati. My uncle is the High King, and my cousin is the Crown Princess.
I love nothing more than to sit and watch the stars on a cold, autumn night, when all the world is golden and brown. I love to hear the sound of the waves against the white sands of my country. For too long have I yearned to be married, but never have I found the man that was honourable enough to one day become the Prince Consort of the Eldorati, or caring and loving enough to be a good husband and father. I hope my search is nearing an end...

*she moves in to kiss him gently on the lips.*

Harald leaned in, and they kissed each other as the stars began shining overhead. Then they leaned back. "It is getting late, and I unfortunately have business to attend to. But it is also getting very beautiful out. Here, I'll walk you back to your house."

As they got up, Harald put his arm around Winter, and they began walking back.
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:14
Oh Jesus Christ. Who's marrying who?

OK: Princess Winter of the Eldorati and the Duchess of Yucatan are both in competition for th hand of Lord Harald of the Bonstocknians. Everyone else - as far as i know - wants to marry Darth Vaclavious.
I think. :confused:
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:15
Darth: Princess Vi Hornando of Vietnamexico

Lord Herald: Tossup between Princess Winter and The Duchess of the Yucatan
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:16
Harald leaned in, and they kissed each other as the stars began shining overhead. Then they leaned back. "It is getting late, and I unfortunately have business to attend to. But it is also getting very beautiful out. Here, I'll walk you back to your house."

As they got up, Harald put his arm around Winter, and they began walking back.

I await your return, my Lord, and I will count the moments until I see you again: may the stars shine brightly upon your business.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:18
I made a chart of the arrangements
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:20
I await your return, my Lord, and I will count the moments until I see you again: may the stars shine brightly upon your business.

And so, Harald and Winter walked up to Winter's guesthouse. "I will see you again soon, my lady," he said, as he gently kissed her. She walked into the house, and Harald quickly departed. More "business" of course.

He walked up to the door of the Duchess's guesthouse, and knocked on the door. As she answered, Lord Harald began. "My lady, it is an honor that you have come so far to see me. I am Harald, the son of Gustav and lord of all Bonstocknians. Will you accompany me for some wine, please?" He smiled sweetly at her.
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:22
Darth: Princess Vi Hornando of Vietnamexico

Lord Herald: Tossup between Princess Winter and The Duchess of the Yucatan

ooc: Man this is getting complicated. I have to decide between two probably equally beautiful women... or do I?
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:30
The Duchess was sitting in her living room, with the fire on, it was a cold night in the Yucatan, wondering what the courtier would be like, when she heard a knock at the door, it was the suitor, Lord Herald. He was kind to her and he offer here some wine,

"Why yes, I would like the wine, come inside it is so cold out there in the dark."
Juanoia
25-07-2005, 21:31
OOC: Shoot, I'm trying to work out my nation's royal family, see if I can fit something in here :P
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 21:33
Vietnamexico I have the wedding thread up please do take a look.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:36
King Horus of Vietnamexico requests the oppurtunity to court princess Winter of Little India if Lord Herald of Bonstock does not wish to take her hand in marriage.
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:38
ooc: VM: It shouldn't be cold out. I sent two private jets to take you both to an isolated tropical island off the coast of Bonstock and gave you both private guest houses, so the cold won't be a problem. But if you want me to come inside...

ic: Lord Harald quickly responded. "Sure, I would like to come in." They went into the dining room, and Harald took his bottle of wine and poured two glasses, and both sat down. Harald looked into the Duchess's eyes, and smiled. "It was very nice of you to come. May I ask, is there another name I might call you, other then Duchess? I'm sure you must have another name."
Zactarn Prime
25-07-2005, 21:42
I Have The Wedding Thread Up If Anyone Wants To Take A Look At It.
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:42
King Horus of Vietnamexico requests the oppurtunity to court princess Winter of Little India if Lord Herald of Bonstock does not wish to take her hand in marriage.

Should the courtship with Lord Harald of Bonstock fall foul, the High King of the Eldorati grants permission for King Horus to meet his niece. If he pleases her, and she pleases him, then there is a possibility for courtship.
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:47
King Horus of Vietnamexico:

After my niece's visit to Lord Harald of Bonstock, she will be returning to her palace in her realm within the New Danish kingdoms. She invites you to spend some time with her.

Please respond so that she knows what arrangements need to be made.
Ankhmet
25-07-2005, 21:49
OOC: Lure men to their doom-like. Maybe she'll kill our friend Darth Vaclavious and take over in the name of peace! Beware the siren's song!

ooc:I know what a siren is, but Maria Sharapova isn't that great.Possibly.

*considers*
Ankhmet
25-07-2005, 21:53
ooc: Okay. READ THE FECKING POST!
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:54
ooc: Okay. READ THE FECKING POST!

OOC: Whoo, calm down!
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 21:56
The duchess sipped on the glass of wine, "Well I do have a name but my servants must call me Duchess, that is why you do not know it, my name is Lanka."
Little India
25-07-2005, 21:57
The duchess sipped on the glass of wine, "Well I do have a name but my servants must call me Duchess, that is why you do not know it, my name is Lanka."

Queen Winter sounds better.
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 21:57
The duchess sipped on the glass of wine, "Well I do have a name but my servants must call me Duchess, that is why you do not know it, my name is Lanka."

"Lanka... a beautiful name for a beautiful woman." Harald reached out his hand, and softly touched her face.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:11
He touched here face kindly and she leaned in to kiss him...
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:12
Queen Winter sounds better.

King Horus is a king as well

And Herald is a Lord, thus she would be Lady Winter
Bonstock
25-07-2005, 22:13
Harald leaned in, and the two kissed eachother fondly for a minute.

ooc: i have to go now... i'll be back in a few hours perhaps.
Little India
25-07-2005, 22:14
Vietnamexico: Should King Horus wish to find a suitable bride, Princess Winter is surpassed in all aspects by Crown Princess Donna, my daughter, heir to the entire Eldorati Empire, not just a tiny portion. You are formally invited to join us at the Imperial Palace at Ihayel to meet myself, High King Ethamar; and Crown Princess Donna.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:18
The King would like to meet this Donna
Little India
25-07-2005, 22:23
The Royal Jet of the Eldorati flew sleek and silent through the skies, until it landed at the capital of Vietnamexico, and King Horus' palace.
High King Ethamar disembarked, and was greeted by a welcoming commitee.

"Please, Your Majesty, if we board now we can arrive back at Ihayel by sunset, the most beautiful time of the Eldoranian day."
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:25
Horus was waiting at the front of the palace with small bag. He ran into the plane and almost fell over when he saw the beautiful Donna.
Little India
25-07-2005, 22:26
OOC: OK, I'm going now, will be back soon! Keep the thread going!
Vietnamexico: Donna is waiting back at the Imperial palace in Ihayel: save the falling over for later!
Juanoia
25-07-2005, 22:32
There are some persons in the Royal Family that are single, and looking for spouses.

Prince Laemiad
Princess Almaarea
Kaden Landsdorf, 2nd Duke of Ortiff

Please speak with His Majesty, King James IV to inquire about possible matches.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:35
Prince Laemiad would you care to marry Natilia Porro, The Lady of Alexandria
Juanoia
25-07-2005, 22:41
King James IV: My son shall decline any possible match until a full description is given of her, and why he should marry her.
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 22:46
King James IV: My son shall decline any possible match until a full description is given of her, and why he should marry her.


Natilia Porro, is fair skinned, blue-eyed, with blonde hair. Weighs 112 LBS. and is 5'5'' She is large-busted and is large rumped as well. If your son marries here he would become the Lord of Alexandria, and would become a member of the High Concil to the King
Juanoia
25-07-2005, 22:52
OOC: What tech is your nation?
Vietnamexico
25-07-2005, 23:15
I do both FT and MT RPs
Ankhmet
25-07-2005, 23:29
OOC: Whoo, calm down!
ooc:Brandishes knife threateningly
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 00:44
Ooc: Lol
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 03:20
bump
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 03:24
Harald leaned back from the kiss with Duchess Lanka. "Lanka," he said, "I wonder, would you ever leave your home and move to a strange land for love?"

ooc: VM, can I get a physical description of the Duchess?

By the way, technically anyone who marries Harald would become First Lady of the Federal Republic of Bonstock, since Harald is technically an 'elected' President and Lord is simply an honorary title, similar to a British knighthood.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 03:27
"Yes I want to go to exoctic places that I have never been to places like Fez, I want to explore everywhere, will you take me and show me the island tomorrow, I want to see it all, every las bit, I want to hike to the highest point and look over the whole land, see the ocean from up on high."

OOC: I just pulled Fez out of my ass, I does have a cool name though.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 03:28
she is 5'9'', 125 lbs. with long silky black hair, brown eyes, fair skinned, large busted, she is sleek and athletic and is one of the most 'generous' women in Vietnamexico.
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 03:34
"Yes I want to go to exoctic places that I have never been to places like Fez, I want to explore everywhere, will you take me and show me the island tomorrow, I want to see it all, every las bit, I want to hike to the highest point and look over the whole land, see the ocean from up on high."

OOC: I just pulled Fez out of my ass, I does have a cool name though.

"If you would like, I'll take you right now. Or we could rest here for the night, if you'd like, and do it in the morning. But really, would you leave your homeland forever and live in a new place just for love?" Harald put his arm around her shoulder.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 03:37
"Absolutly."
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 03:43
"Absolutly."

"All right," Harald replied. "Let us rest here for the night, and in the morning, I'll show you all over this island. All through the jungles and over the beaches. As for right now, you may decide what to do."
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 03:45
Lanka laid he head on herald's lap, and looked up at his eyes, longingly...
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 03:52
Harald softly stroked her face. "Come with me, Lanka." He led her into the guesthouse bedroom, his arms around her waist.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 04:01
OK Im not Rping the rest.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 04:09
lets skip to dawn
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 04:11
OK Im not Rping the rest.

ooc: agreed, we'll skip that scene

ic:

The sun rose slowly over the island. Harald had, of course, left. Now he returned to fulfil his promise. He knocked on the guesthouse door. As Lanka answered it, he greeted her fondly, and asked to take her on a tour of the island.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 04:15
Lanka kissed Herald lightly and put on her clothing, a pair of shorts and a small tank top, along with her trusty pair of hiking sneaks. She was finished dressing and she looked up at Herald.

"Ready to go?" she asked him
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 04:33
You there
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 04:37
Lanka kissed Herald lightly and put on her clothing, a pair of shorts and a small tank top, along with her trusty pair of hiking sneaks. She was finished dressing and she looked up at Herald.

"Ready to go?" she asked him

"Ready when you are," he responded, with a chuckle. He held her hand and went off on the trail, which cut a path through jungle palm trees with the ocean in plain view. "This island is nearly five-hundred miles northeast of the Bonstocknian Penninsula," he began "where most of Bonstock is. It's dead in the middle of the Epsilon sea, which is how it got the name Epsilon atoll. Not much on this island. The military has had a radar station here to detect incoming bombers and missiles since the Great Bonstocknian Civil War. I only recently came out here on an inspection, and was amazed at the beauty of it. That's why I built a retreat here, and I figured it would be the best place to court a woman."
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 04:38
"Right you are, my love."
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 04:55
"Right you are, my love."

Lord Harald laughed slightly, again. They began walking along the beach. The sun was still rising in the distance, and the waves were softly beating the soft white sands. The sky was blue, with but a few white puffs of clouds in the sky. "Yes," Lord Harald began, "Some places in Bonstock are truely beautiful. From the soft shores of this island to the white-capped peaks of the Penninsular mountains, to the shimmering golden skyline of our capital, Port Yuko, during the night, it is truely a marvelous country. To think it was only founded about a century ago by a few hardy European and Asian immigrants. Tell me, what is Vietnamexico like?"
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 05:03
Like very small rocks that float!

OOC: Sorry I am watching Monty Python they are Brilliant

IC: "Well, the Yucatan is full of majestic cliffs, my palace has a balcony over on of them. I like to rappel down them, my fatehr used to take me when I was young, the interior is full of jungles separated by the mountians, that is were Mexico City is, Baja California is beautifly rugged, and the shores of Alta California are much like this."
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 05:09
Like very small rocks that float!

OOC: Sorry I am watching Monty Python they are Brilliant

IC: "Well, the Yucatan is full of majestic cliffs, my palace has a balcony over on of them. I like to rappel down them, my fatehr used to take me when I was young, the interior is full of jungles separated by the mountians, that is were Mexico City is, Baja California is beautifly rugged, and the shores of Alta California are much like this."

"It sounds like a wonderful country. Someday, perhaps I will visit it." They continued walking along the trail, which winded back into the jungle, to end on the shores of a peaceful lagoon. A small dock was there, and a rowboat was tied up to it. "Would you like see around the lagoon in my boat?" he said.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 05:12
"Of course, but you must know, I can't swim.
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 05:21
"Of course, but you must know, I can't swim.

Harald smiled. "All right then, I'll row slowly for you." He led her into the boat, and he got in, taking the two paddles and untying it from its moorings. He stated to row the boat into the lagoon, surrounded on all sides by the atoll and its jungle, save for a few passages out to the sea. It was calm, peaceful, and quiet. Not a soul was stirring within miles, and the water was crystal-clear blue. Fish teemed about amongst the coral below, darting back and forth among the colorful shapes. Harald, the son of Gustav, looked into Lanka's eyes as he rowed around, captivated by their beauty.
Little India
26-07-2005, 11:28
The Royal jet streaked skyward, and flew silently over the Amaran ocean.

After thirteen hours smooth flight, the Royal Eldorati jet landed silently in the plaza of the palace at Ihayel.

The enormous building was of white marble, and a flight of one hundred perfect steps led to it's entrance. The circular buildings nestled together in a natural fashion, and the shimmering golden domes reflected the last rays of the golden sun. The White Tower rose like a spike, piercing the sky, it's banner caught high in the evening breeze.

Ascending the steps of the Imperial Palace, King Horus looked around at the grandeur of the Imperial City of the Eldorati. The Pantheon rose to his left, a great, decadent building with a dome polished to a mirrored finish. To his right, the Imperial gardens, and behind that, the Grand Ducal Palace, home of the Grand Dukes of Ihayel.

All of these magnificent buildings were risen above the ground on high, circular platforms, 15 metres up.

He saw, looking backwards from the entrance to the Imperial palace, that rivers fell from the city walls, and flowed to the horizon, where they appeared to disappear.

Entering the palace, a white marble and silver throne stood on a black marble dais, with three smaller dais either side of it.

"Please, your Majesty, come this way. You must be tired after the flight. Dinner will be served in one hour. There, you will meet my daughter, Crown Princess Donna. She is a little older than you, but is nonetheless eager to meet you."

The High King leads King Horus up a white marble staircase with black treads to a medium sized room, with many different Imperial Eldorati banners.
"Make yourself comfortable, I will send my son, Prince Christian, to meet you when dinner is served."

The High King walked away, the silver circlet on his brow reflecting the light from the chandeliers, and his white robes flowing along the floor, and seeming to glow with an odd but beautiful irridescence.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 14:58
As the king walked away, Horus mumbled to himself, "Beautiful, this place is beautiful"
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 15:06
Harald continued paddling, not saying much, allowing Lanka to take in the pristine beauty of their surroundings. He finally rowed the boat back to the dock. He and Lanka got out. "Now, m'lady," he began, "you must be hungry from our long day. Would you be interested in some lunch?"
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:09
"Well, We could eat on the shore,"
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 15:11
King James IV: Would she be a suitable wife? Loyal, trustworthy, obedient, understanding? I do not wish any surprises in this matter.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:14
She is generous, trustworthy (the people of Vietnamexico pride themselves on honesty) and she is fun-loving, obedient, and understanding
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 15:16
"Well, We could eat on the shore,"

"All right then," said Harald, smiling. "Let's go."

They walked off the trail onto the sandy beach. Harald took off his backpack, in which he had packed two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, some chips, and two bottles of coke in a small cooler section. He sat down on the sands, taking out the meals he had packed. "Would you like some?" he said.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:17
"Of course, she said, and giggled for a second.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:18
But will she do as her husband asks of her without question, going to the furthest extremes to do as the Head of the House directs?

It depends how far she needs to go
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 15:21
King James IV: If her dowry is suitable, then consider the marriage between the Lady Natilia Porro, and my son, Laemiad, arranged.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:22
Snap!
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 15:22
"Of course, she said, and giggled for a second.

Harald smiled in return, handing her one of his sandwiches, some chips and one of the bottles of coke. They began eating, encircled by their calm surroundings. When they finished, Harald began leaning back on a log, putting his arm around Lanka as he did so.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:25
Lanka finished here sandwich, and rested her head on his shoulder
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 15:31
Lanka finished here sandwich, and rested her head on his shoulder

Harald turned his head to look at Lanka. "Lanka," he said, "What would you do as a married woman? Would you want to have children? Would you stay at home or follow a path of your own?"
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:47
"I have always wanted children, and I continue to want them."
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 15:49
To Whom It May Concern in Vietnamexico:

His Majesty, King James IV of Juanoia is sending his personal intergalactic transport vessel, The Queen Elizabeth, to Vietnamexico to bring Lady Natilia Porro and any royal family member who wishes to go with her, to Juanoia.

Signed,
Sir Norman Blake,
King's Royal Scribe
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 15:59
To King James,

Natilia will be waiting in the palace in Mexico City
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 16:00
"I have always wanted children, and I continue to want them."

"Yes, I guess I've always wanted them too."
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:03
"Oh, I love you Herald"
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:08
Lanka leaned in to kiss Herald sweetly.
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 16:17
The transport's engines fired up. Inside the transport were exactly 50 Laemiad Troopers, the King's own personal bodyguards, the finest military units Juanoia had to offer. They were there to make sure that nothing went wrong on what should be a routine deal. They all knew the situation, they were going to pick up Lady Natilia Porro of Vietnamexico in Mexico City. From there, they would make her feel as royal as possible on the deluxe luxury ship. After refueling in Mexico City, they would go ahead and head back to Juanoia. The transport lifted off of the planet and headed towards Vietnamexico.

Two Months Later:
King James was quite distressed. The transport should have been back by now, whatever was keeping them so long, he didn't know. If they were in trouble, the Troopers had orders to send out a distress signal to Juanoia so that the King might send out the military. But at about that moment, he heard the sound of roaring engines. As he looked out the window, he saw the Queen Elizabeth land.
Little India
26-07-2005, 16:19
As the king walked away, Horus mumbled to himself, "Beautiful, this place is beautiful"

A knock at the door: a tall, dark haired youth in flowing white robes appeared at the door.

"My Father, His Serene Imperial Highness, Ethamar Nandarniol Ithilanorus, requests your presence at dinner, your Majesty. Please follow me."

A fire burned in his dark eyes, and a silver circlet was set upon his brow. They descended the marble staircase and Prince Christian led King Horus out of the Palace to a separate banqueting rotunda next to it. High windows of shimmering glass reflected every speck of light. All the people in the room seemed to glow with that same beautiful irridescence as the High King.
The High King sat at the head of the table on a simple, black marble chair, his long white robes cascading around him, and a gold and silver filigree circlet, set with three perfect diamonds, rested on his brow.
Amongst the pillars circling the room stood tall, dark men, dressed all in black, their mouths covered, holding long, recurving spears.
"I hope you don't mind the presence of the Black Guard," Prince Christian said, motioning at the warriors. "They are merely a formality when the Imperial family gathers."

They sit down at the table.

"My sister will be here shortly."
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:31
"Hello Your Highness, I love your palace, you must allow me to take some of your crack architects home to my land, I would like them to design the shrine of Gerald, a new monument that is to be build in honor of Gerald the Conquerer's rise to power." said Horus, "This palace is absolutely wonderful." Horus felt out of place in his purple silk robes, being surrounded by white.
Little India
26-07-2005, 16:36
"Alas, for this palace was not built by the talents of architects or the skill of masons. This palace, and indeed everything you see around you, was wrought by the magic of my being. I could, however, visit Vietnamexico and create the shrine using my powers."

Crown Princess appears at the top of a slender staircase, appearing to descend from nowhere. Her long, white and black gowns flowed gently behind her, shimmering with the light of a thousand diamonds and sapphires. Her long black hair falling elegantly over her shoulders, a golden circlet sat on her brow., and the irridescant light glowing so brightly it was second only to the light of the High King.
As she descended, the entire room - with the exception of the High King - fell to their feet at the sight of her.

"My daughter, Crown Princess Donna."
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:41
When Horus turned after listening to the King, he saw Princess Donna, when he saw her he almost fell from his chair, he regained his balance right before he hit the floor, and his face turned to a deep scarlet, he just hoped that Priness Donna had not seen this.
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 16:42
The King awaited, standing outside the palace beside his sons, to his right was Laemiad. To his left, in order, was his firstborn Datio, the Crown Prince, Wallem, and his only daughter, Almaarea. They watched the transport as the Laemiad Troopers exited the vessel, and awaited to see if the Lady Natilia Porro was with them.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:45
Natilia walked out of the palace elegantly, exited to see her futrue husband
Little India
26-07-2005, 16:48
"Your Majesty," she said sweetly.

Her pale face was stern but beautiful, and carried with it a wisdom that seemed impossible for someone who looked so young.

"I have told Donna that you were coming. She is pleased to finally meet someone of nobility. But she wonders, have you the love to be a good husband and father? Having searched for a husband for three thousand years, she knows exactly what it is that she wants," the High King remarked.
They all sat down, and with a tap on his glass, the High King's servants started serving dinner.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 16:53
"We shall see," replied Horus, with a wink towards Donna.
Little India
26-07-2005, 16:58
The dinner came to an end, and the glowing guests slowly left the banqueting rotunda.
"I'll leave you two alone," the High King said, as he turned towards the Palace steps.

Crown Princess Donna led King Horus to one of the waterfalls that flowed over the walls of the city. She took him along it, until it fell of the edge of the land. Horus saw that they were in fact floating: the entire city was: above an enormous pit, as if the huge bulk of land had been lifted straight from it.

"My father's powers created all of this," she said.
"But why have you come here? You cannot simply be hoping to find a bride."
*She looks meaningfully into his eyes, searching his soul.*
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 17:02
"I have come here to take your hand yes, but I also must see other lands, I must see how they live, and how they deal with hardship, so that I will be a more fit king, more able to help my nation in these dangerous times we live in
Little India
26-07-2005, 17:08
"Sadly, we cannot help you in showing how other people deal with hardship: we never experience any, as my father's power protects us from all evil. However, it is a wise goal, to be sure, and I am sure it will make you a much better King. Follow me."

She led him back to the Palace, down a small staircase, into a large room, filled with book stands.

"This is my father's library. It contains the history of the Eldorati, but excludes the history of other races. Come."

She leads him down a small passage, to a room with painted walls. She lights a bowl of oil standing nearby.

"These pictures show how my people were freed by my Great Grandfather. He was the first immortal lord of the Eldorati, and led his people from oppression to the land of light."
Little India
26-07-2005, 17:17
"I have come here to take your hand yes, but I also must see other lands, I must see how they live, and how they deal with hardship, so that I will be a more fit king, more able to help my nation in these dangerous times we live in

"And do not be so presumptuous that you will take my hand: I have not yet said that I will offer it."

"Donna." The High King appeared behind them.
"Your Majesty, it is very late, and you must be tired from today's long journey. My daughter and I have urgent business to attend to and I will arrange for her to meet you again tomorrow."

"Goodnight, your Majesty," she said over her shoulder, with a slight curtsey.
Juanoia
26-07-2005, 17:48
The King watched as a young woman whom he assumed to be the Lady Natilia step out of the transport. He spoke up. "Lady Natilia Porro of Vietnamexico, welcome to the main planet of the Imperial Republic of Juanoia, Juanoia. The man to my right is my second son, Laemiad." At this, Laemiad stepped forward, bowed slightly and returned back to his post. "To my left, is my firstborn son, Datio, the Crown Prince." Datio bowed as well, nodding his head. Then returned back to his previous position. "My third son, Wallem." Wallem as well, copied his brother's etiquette. "And my only daughter, Almaarea." At this Almaarea curtsied and bowed her head, then returned to her normal stature. King James stepped aside, making a sweeping motion with his arm, made a gesture for the Lady Natilia to make her way into the palace, that they might welcome her.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 17:54
"Good night, I would like to know, would you like to go to the town tomorrow?"
Little India
26-07-2005, 19:22
"Good night, I would like to know, would you like to go to the town tomorrow?"

"I shall escort you through the city, your Majesty, and we can include a visit to the Senate, my cousin's palace, the Imperial Records - those which are separate from my father's - and the Pantheon. I shall see you in the morning."

She turns away and follows her father down the passage, leaving King Horus in the History Room alone, just as the oil burns out, shrouding all in darkness.
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 21:30
Lanka leaned in to kiss Herald sweetly.

Harald kissed her back, holding her in his arms. Then they leaned back. Harald looked at the sky for a moment, and then looked at Lanka. "It is getting late. Unfortunatly, I have some business to attend to. Here, I'll walk you to your door." They rose up, and Harald led Lanka back to the guesthouse. They kissed each other once more, and then he was off.

ooc: It's not Herald. Its Harald. With an A, not an E.
Vietnamexico
26-07-2005, 22:05
Who won
Bonstock
26-07-2005, 22:42
Who won

ooc: not sure... I was planning on another round, just to make sure. Or you could allow Harald to have two wives, saving me the time and effort of making a descision.
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 02:20
OOC: A second round is fine, I will hose LI
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 02:28
OOC: My vote is a cat fight between Princess Winter and Duchess Lanka!
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 03:18
OOC: My vote is a cat fight between Princess Winter and Duchess Lanka!

ooc: now that's what I call an idea!

Allright... both of you can get a suit of armor and a melee weapon of your choice... no rules except no eye gouging, no biting, and no titty-twisters. First one to die looses!

or I could flip a coin... both of you call a side, heads or tails. Then I flip a coin and see who wins.
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 03:29
Their will be no armor, I mean bud light style
Little India
27-07-2005, 11:58
It's OK: Harald can have "Lanka" - if that is her real name.

Princess Winter has recently decided not to marry: she wishes to remain celibate and is founding her own religious order.

Harald, "Lanka," have fun together, if you know what I mean!
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 18:39
It's OK: Harald can have "Lanka" - if that is her real name.

Princess Winter has recently decided not to marry: she wishes to remain celibate and is founding her own religious order.

Harald, "Lanka," have fun together, if you know what I mean!

ooc: Hmm... unexpected, but it simplifies my life.

ic: It was getting into the evening. Harald had gone home, but now he was returning to Lanka's guesthouse. A private jet had already been arranged for Winter to take her home. Now Harald's mind was clear, and what he was about to do he really wanted to get over with quick.

He knocked at the door. Lanka answered. "Lanka," he began, "would you like to watch the sunset with me?"
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 18:47
"Why yes of course, my love."
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 18:50
"Why yes of course, my love."

"Good." He kissed her softly on the cheek, and then led her over to the balcony of his beachhouse. From there, sitting on a quiet bench, one could see the sun softly set over the ocean, its brilliant purples and reds and orange hues reflecting on the calm waters below. Harald put his arm around Lanka. "I hope you've liked it so far, here."
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 18:54
Lanka wept, "You don't like me do yu you are going to send me home aren't you."
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 18:58
Lanka wept, "You don't like me do yu you are going to send me home aren't you."

Harald had not expected this weeping. Caught off guard, he began contemplating whether or not he'd made a good descision. But, as in battle, one must stick with the attack. Harald gave a quick chuckle, laughing off Lanka's tears. "Actually, no," he said. "I want you to stay with me. I would be honored to have your hand in marriage." He pulled out a small diamond ring, and presented it to Lanka.
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 19:02
Lanka looked at Harald happily, and kissed him sweetly. She grabbed the hand and said to him "Yes, my love."
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 19:05
Lanka kissed Harald, and looked happily into his eys, '' of course''

Harald kissed her back. "Then we shall make the preparations at once," he said. Deep in his mind, a voice sounding much like Mr. Burns softly said "Excellent."

ooc: should we have the marriage on this thread, or should we take it somewhere else?
Juanoia
27-07-2005, 19:39
King James IV: So, what Lady Natilia, does your family have to offer for your dowry?
Little India
27-07-2005, 20:12
ooc: should we have the marriage on this thread, or should we take it somewhere else?

ooc: keep it here, adds a bit of cheer to the thread!

ic: A servant knocked gently on King Horus' door. He said that the Crown Princess was waiting for him at the entrance to the palace to take him down into the city.

As he exited the palace, he saw Crown Princess Donna sat on a white horse, wearing long white robes and a black armband. A smaller, black horse stood beside her, and three black guards sat on white horses around her, to escort her around the city.

"Good morning, your Majesty. First I think we shall visit the Senate, I have some documents to deliver to the Chancellor from my Father."
Little India
27-07-2005, 20:13
[QUOTE=Bonstock]Deep in his mind, a voice sounding much like Mr. Burns softly said "Excellent."QUOTE]

ooc: this is slightly scary.
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 20:22
"Oh, hello Donna," suddenly, King Horus noticed that he was in his boxer shorts, "Uh, can I change really quick." Becoming very scarlet, King horus ran into hi closet and threw on the first pair of close he could find, his robes form a night before.
Little India
27-07-2005, 20:48
*hmm* she wonders. *Didn't he wear that last night?*

"Come, the Senate is this way." She led the way across a slender white marble bridge to another circular building, although slightly less grand than the Imperial buildings.

"Good Morning, Chancellor. My father sends you this."

The Chancellor had emerged from the building in long black robes with a silver banner around his neck.
"Your Highness, I will look to it immediately."
"Thankyou Chancellor. Where would you like to go next, Horus?"
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 20:52
A private jet was quickly dispatched to Vietnamexico, to pick up Duchess Lanka's family, and take them to Epsilon Atoll, for the wedding procedures. In traditional Bonstocknian style, Lord Harald would have to ask Lanka's father permission to marry his daughter before at least six witnesses. Then, in a sacred outdoor spot, probably the balcony of his Epsilon Atoll beachhouse, the couple would exchange their rings and the swords representing their houses before an audiance. After that, there would be a large feast, and then the couple would go on their 'honeymoon.'
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 20:55
*hmm* she wonders. *Didn't he wear that last night?*

"Come, the Senate is this way." She led the way across a slender white marble bridge to another circular building, although slightly less grand than the Imperial buildings.

"Good Morning, Chancellor. My father sends you this."

The Chancellor had emerged from the building in long black robes with a silver banner around his neck.
"Your Highness, I will look to it immediately."
"Thankyou Chancellor. Where would you like to go next, Horus?"

"Let us go see the common people, you neer can truley appreciate a land without seeing the common man at work"
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 20:59
A private jet was quickly dispatched to Vietnamexico, to pick up Duchess Lanka's family, and take them to Epsilon Atoll, for the wedding procedures. In traditional Bonstocknian style, Lord Harald would have to ask Lanka's father permission to marry his daughter before at least six witnesses. Then, in a sacred outdoor spot, probably the balcony of his Epsilon Atoll beachhouse, the couple would exchange their rings and the swords representing their houses before an audiance. After that, there would be a large feast, and then the couple would go on their 'honeymoon.'

Lanka grew bored of sitting in the seat and so she scurried over an sat on his lap, and began to play with his red locks
Little India
27-07-2005, 21:03
"Let us go see the common people, you neer can truley appreciate a land without seeing the common man at work"

She led him down a marble staircase, and through many streets paved with silver.
"This is where my father's people live" she said. "Feel free to talk to any person you wish."

More glowing people floated gently up and down the streets.
"These are the Eldorati not of Imperial Blood, but many are descended from noble sires."
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 21:04
Lanka grew bored of sitting in the seat and so she scurried over an sat on his lap, and began to play with his red locks

Harald put his arm around Lanka, and waited for the guests to arrive.

As soon as they did (ooc: which should happen now due to the fluid time of NS), the ceremonies would start.

ooc: so what family members and other guests are coming? The wedding will be held on this thread at Harald's Epsilon Atoll beachhouse, as soon as they arrive.
Little India
27-07-2005, 21:04
ooc: I'm going now, 40 days and 40 nights is on and I don't want to miss it like I did last time! Back tomorrow.
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 21:05
OOC: I haven't decided yet
Vietnamexico
27-07-2005, 21:08
She led him down a marble staircase, and through many streets paved with silver.
"This is where my father's people live" she said. "Feel free to talk to any person you wish."

More glowing people floated gently up and down the streets.
"These are the Eldorati not of Imperial Blood, but many are descended from noble sires."
Horus moved around and began to talk with them about there life and seeing if he could help anyone out with there jobs, he loved to work alongside the common man, help out the subjects of the kingdom.
Bonstock
27-07-2005, 21:10
OOC: I haven't decided yet

ooc: Eh, just send her parents and a few close relatives. Then we can get this done.
Little India
28-07-2005, 15:22
Horus moved around and began to talk with them about there life and seeing if he could help anyone out with there jobs, he loved to work alongside the common man, help out the subjects of the kingdom.

After an hour, Donna led him away from the streets, saying to him:
"Come, I think we should move along to the Pantheon, we have been here long enough now."
Even as she said so, a short, grubby man - blatently NOT an Eldorati - held a gun up to the air, firing three shots. The Black Guards leapt forward, restraining him.
"However, I think it is probably best for us to return to the Palace now."

They rode up to the Imperial Gardens, and sat for a while, as the Black Guards led their Prisoner into the Palace for judgement.
Vietnamexico
28-07-2005, 17:12
Let's see why he is angry, you mustn't let the the circle of inequality go any longer it stops here, replied Horus as he took the gun ut of the man's hands and he brought the man into a pub and began to question him.
Little India
28-07-2005, 20:09
"This man is NOT an Eldorati, and I imagine he is here illegally, but even so, by entering this land he has submitted himself to the Judgement of my father, whether he commits a crime or not. And, presently, to possess and/or discharge a firearm in this country is illegal, and the only members of this nation exempt from this rule are the White and Black Guards."

Donna took the gun and threw it over the edge of the land, so that it fell inot the dark pit over which the country hovered.
"Come, I think it is time we went back to the Palace."
Vietnamexico
29-07-2005, 01:19
Angered that the man had made a fool of him, Horus took out his lightsaber and he cut of the man's hand, so that he never would be able to murder anyone
Bonstock
29-07-2005, 15:02
ooc: Vietnamexico, if you want, we can skip the wedding, and assume that now Lanka and Harald are married. I have an idea for what may become a really interesting RP. Say all of a sudden one day King Horus dies in some sudden, strange, random, messed up, "Oh-my-god-they-killed-Kenny" type death... without naming an heir! As Duke of the Yucatan, Harald would claim the throne. As prince, Darth Vlaclavious of Zactern Prime would claim the throne. And so would Horus's wife, I guess. Either way, how does that sound?
Little India
31-07-2005, 11:21
Angered that the man had made a fool of him, Horus took out his lightsaber and he cut of the man's hand, so that he never would be able to murder anyone

Donna sees a new side to Horus, a vicious side, an angry side.

Later, back at the Palace, she asks him:
"Why did you do that? He was no real threat to you. He was likely trying to assassinate a member of the Imperial Family. Did you see he was not an Eldorata? Many mortals envy the immortality of me and my people. To kill a member of the Eldorati Imperial Family would not only have made him feel better about his certain death, but he would also have recognition in his own country. So, why did you kill him?"
Bonstock
31-07-2005, 21:56
bump
Vietnamexico
31-07-2005, 22:07
He still tried to kil you, I was overcome with ignorance but is became clear that he tried to kill you, I could not allow him to go unpunished, even if his attempt was in vain."
Bonstock
01-08-2005, 00:35
ooc: VM: So, how does the RP sound? And should we just assume Harald and Lanka are married?
Little India
01-08-2005, 17:05
OOC: Sounds good to me, although Horus and Donna aren't married yet - and probably won't be!

IC: Today, Horus met another of the High King's nieces.
They were married immediately.

OOC: There we are. A wife to contest the throne.
Vietnamexico
01-08-2005, 19:37
I'm not killing Horus for a while, I will kill horus later on, but you must know that Horus already named Darth as his heir
Bonstock
02-08-2005, 00:15
you must know that Horus already named Darth as his heir

ooc: GAH! should've married Winter... of course, I could always claim that he made Harald heir at the last minute, basically as an excuse to launch a war over the throne. But I still get the Yucatan and the title of Duke, right?

ic:

Bonstocknian Satellite Television News at 6 top stories...

"President Harald Gustavsson and Lanka, Duchess of the Yucatan, were married today in a private ceremony on the remote island of Epsilon Atoll. No comment has been made from the Presidential Estate except a statement acknowledging that the marriage took place. In other news, two opposition party Bonstocknian senators disappeared from their houses last night after one made a speech against the President's foreign policies..."
Little India
02-08-2005, 19:48
ooc: bump
Little India
03-08-2005, 17:32
Bump