Infoclypse Industries
24-07-2005, 04:24
Looking for love but just can't find the right person? Tough times on Lonely street? Just need someone to cook and clean and care for you? The do we have an offer for you! Our genetically engineered agnates are the perfect solution to your loneliness or obsolescence. All of our spouses are genetically engineered to your specifications, everything from height, BMI, race, eye skin and hair color to body type,facial features, voice quality and any other 'features' you might want. All of our spouses come with full college education in the field you specify, or if you request your custom spouse can be educated to any lesser level at no extra cost. Greater and 'special' education may cost extra (please enquire as to any additional education you wish for pricing.) Our schools are some of the best in the world and, in addition to education, can provide free personality imprinting for any character traits and personality you might want.
Additionally, 'unatural' and 'inhuman' features and abilities can be given to your cutom spouse at an additional charge. these include additional limbs, inhuman attributes or anthropofications.
Base cost: $5,000,000
Cost for Masters degree (In addition to a Bachelors): $100,000
Cost for Doctorate degree (In addition to a Bachelors): $200,000
Cost for an additonal manipulator (hand): $10,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for an additonal Arm (w/hand): $20,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for an additonal Leg: $10,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for additonal Genitalia: $15,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for a tentacle: $25,000 (per organ)
Cost for a tail (prehensile): $18,000 (per organ)
Cost for a Tail (non prehensile): $10,000 (per organ)
Cost for anthropomorphic qualities (claws, animal features): $18,000 (per feature)
Superhuman strength: $10,000
Superhuman intelligence: $10,000
Superhuman endurance: $10,000
Superhuman visual acuity: $20,000
Superhuman agility: $10,000
Superhuman dexterity: $15,000
Additional visual sensitivity (Infrared/ultraviolet vision): $15,000
Biological Sonar: $12,000
Bioelectric self defense: $20,000
additional superhuman traits and abilities available at request for an additional fee.
Cost for Anthropification (furrification, Wereism): $1,000,000
Available anthropomorhic forms:
Cat, Dog, Alligator, Snake, Wolf, Cetacean, Rat, Rabbit, Fox, Badger, Bear, Ferret.
Other forms available at request for an additional charge.
Additionally, 'unatural' and 'inhuman' features and abilities can be given to your cutom spouse at an additional charge. these include additional limbs, inhuman attributes or anthropofications.
Base cost: $5,000,000
Cost for Masters degree (In addition to a Bachelors): $100,000
Cost for Doctorate degree (In addition to a Bachelors): $200,000
Cost for an additonal manipulator (hand): $10,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for an additonal Arm (w/hand): $20,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for an additonal Leg: $10,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for additonal Genitalia: $15,000 (per additional organ)
Cost for a tentacle: $25,000 (per organ)
Cost for a tail (prehensile): $18,000 (per organ)
Cost for a Tail (non prehensile): $10,000 (per organ)
Cost for anthropomorphic qualities (claws, animal features): $18,000 (per feature)
Superhuman strength: $10,000
Superhuman intelligence: $10,000
Superhuman endurance: $10,000
Superhuman visual acuity: $20,000
Superhuman agility: $10,000
Superhuman dexterity: $15,000
Additional visual sensitivity (Infrared/ultraviolet vision): $15,000
Biological Sonar: $12,000
Bioelectric self defense: $20,000
additional superhuman traits and abilities available at request for an additional fee.
Cost for Anthropification (furrification, Wereism): $1,000,000
Available anthropomorhic forms:
Cat, Dog, Alligator, Snake, Wolf, Cetacean, Rat, Rabbit, Fox, Badger, Bear, Ferret.
Other forms available at request for an additional charge.