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IC:Message to the Foznan leader,

From Great Prime Freaken Dictator Juun,

I dun laik you anymoor. Prepar tod ai.

Sinzeerileee Juun.

OOC: The Great Prime Freak Dictator is very bad at spelling.

IC:Bases with Bomers, and Missles ring the Foznan nation. The Foznan army is very backwards, with obsolete equipment, so we are sending in our "Crappy Units" becasue it would be an embarassment to send in our "Good Units" to such a pathetic enemy. Even though they are the Crappy Units, they are still better than anything the Foznans can offer.

Juun stood out on a giant platform in the Capital. It said:
"Wee will not let the Foznans destrot us! We will win against this new threat!"

We Have 3 armie son the border right now. Here are their strenghs:

Army 1,

40,000 infantry

20,000 Anti Tank infantry

100 light Tanks

100 Heavy Tanks

500 machinegunners

20 Helicopters

61,520 Fighting Soldiers

Army 2

20,000 Infantry

20,000 Anti Tank Infantry

70 light Tanks

50 Heavy Tanks

2 Helicopters

100 Machinegunners

40,357 fighting soldiers

Army 3

25,000 Infantry

10,000 Anti Tank Infantry

30 Light Tanks

30 Heavy Tanks

4 Helicopters

50 Machinegunners

35,254 Fighting soldiers

Total Fighting soldiers

137,131

Logistics people: 200,000

We will invade reeeeeel soon.

message from Kala(leader):

Don't be so y Juun, real strenghs come from the heart. oh and if you think we have less than 10 soldiers you are sadley, sadley, misstaken.
(P.S. me spelling is much better than yours!)

I"ll post our armies soon.

(c - o - c - k - y)
OCC:I that.

Dude, you are so wrog

I will crush you.

The First border skirmishes has already started, mean while bomers are out to destroy a nearby city. They main armies haven't been sent in yet, though.

The Bomers reached a border city, and dropped their ly payload. Citizens flee in panic, while it also kills some of the Foznans soldiers. There Was 1 Fighter there to protect every 2 bomers.

OOC:h8t that.

I have 3 little armies too of defenders. 30 mil pop just to let everyone know.
1st army
4,000 infantry

300 anti tank infantry

50 light tanks
and

150 machine s

2nd

1,000 infantry

200 antie tank

30 light tanks

50 machine s

3rd army
1,000 intantry

10 antie tank

light tanks 300

30 machine s.

(hope this ain't god modding numbers)

our swift biplanes take the skies aiming at the ers. the Freaks supieror planes have better s, armor ect but Foznan's biplanes are small and agile.

our swift biplanes take the skies aiming at the bomers. the Freaks supieror planes have better bomers, armor ect but Foznan's biplanes are small and agile.

IC:The Frisbee Freak Bomers have just finished laying a Foznan border city to waste. There is a narrow passage way to the rest of the nation just east of the city, and there is a Fortress there that the Foznans built so I can't get through. The planes begin to bom the Fortress for the invasion of the nation, when the biplanes appear. They begin shoting at my Bomers, and destroyed some. Since I have no defense, I am defenseless! They are also running out of fuel, and must return to base.

IC2: Meanwhile, business investors, and other Foznan civilians living in the Jerkland are being rounded up, and sent to POW camps.

OOC:btw, Fozna, can you give me the name of the Border City I was boming?

OCC: I forget.

more beplanes are sent espacially from Huin.

OCC: I forget.

Let's jsut say it was called.... Kalabash

The 1st army is ready to invade! Local defenders were overwhelmed, and the nearby watch tower was burnt down. They struck at the city relentlessly, with no mercy, and took it! Meanwhile, some stubbron local people are sure to fight a guerilla war against my better than thiers nation.

My 2nd army also struck from the south, and is attacking a fortress.

citizans get there s and shoot from buildings while biplanes attack from above. acouple of light tankes from Huin defend but thats it. mean while forces are building up near the mountain passage where the short cut is to Huin knowing the freaks will go there.

mean while forces are building up near the mountain passage where the short cut is to Huin knowing the freaks will go there.

OOC: That means you must've gotten those troops from somewhere else. Time For my last army to start.

IC: Bomers bomed another fortress a lot. When the biplanes came, they fled. My last army just struck into Fozna, and the fortress was captured by the Freaks. Meanwhile, my 1st army is taking heavy casualties trying to get through the mountain passage.

OOC:I got the troops from Huin, but there is still a large army there waiting

IC:machine s are down from the mountians sourounding them.(not many tho) while infantry are fighting the freaks.

IC:machine Gunners are attacking down from the mountians sourounding them.(not many tho) while infantry are fighting the freaks.

The 1st Frisbee Freak army has just reached the narrow mountain passage, and found several lines of Rifleman, and Anti-Tank infantry waiting for us. We have decided not to show mercy, and just plow through them. The Freaks start shoting at them.

OCC:just plowing through them? you need more stratigie, lol!

IC:Freaks have more wepons and stuff but foznans have more heart, there fighting for there country, family, ect.

IC:Freaks have more wepons and stuff but foznans have more heart, there fighting for there country, family, ect.

OOC:Why was that an IC post?

IC: Meanwhile, the 2nd army has taken a lightly populated area in Fozna. Some adventurous citizens will be going there to found a new city, that will be called "Take that, Fozna :p" It should take several days to build, so if you attack it now, you will interupt the construction. ;)

Also, the 1st army keeps fighting through the mountain pass. We have already lost several tanks and soldiers to these "warriors".

OCC:sorry my compu is as slow as Juun is freaky!

IC: a biplane was sent to "Take That, Foznans :p" to rattle the citizans then some light tanks came in to take down the contructions.

OCC:sorry my compu is as slow as Juun is freaky!

OOC:I know!

IC: a biplane was sent to "Take That, Foznans :p" to rattle the citizans then some light tanks came in to take down the contructions.

IC:The biplanes shot at the unfinished buildings, and at killed some citizens. They then went back for fuel. My 2nd army was there, and they took care of the light tanks. Even though the tanks are gone, the biplanes can still plague the city, and the citizens.

Also, my 3rd army is now attacking a small town that produces most of the timber production for Fozna. before they struck in though, they first wanted to destroy the statues of Foznan leaders, and tried to ignore the maginegunners that were firing at them......

My 1st army has broke throgh the mountain pass and is going toward the 3rd army, where they will merge, and then attack the Foznan capital.

IC:the troops that were in the narrower pass came and joind the army around the captital knowing the freaks would try to attack there.

IC:the troops that were in the narrower pass came and joind the army around the captital knowing the freaks would try to attack there.

IC: The 1st and 3rd armies joined together, and captured another small town near the Foznan capital. My 2nd army will stay to defend my new town. Local partisans, practising ancient Foznan guerilla tactics are making life hard for my troops. Juun decides to give Shala one more chance to surrender in a message:

Message to Shala,

From Great Prime Freaken Dictator Juun,

dissis joo lass t chaentse. Suroundr nao, or prepar to dai.

Love, Juun

Also, Kalabash has been assimilated, as most of the citizens there now accept Juun's rightful rule. Traders try to establish trade lines between the new city, and some workers will replace the old statues of Foznan leaders with statues of Juun!

IC:Fozna telegramed Foxstenikopolis hoping for help.

OCC:I'm out of things to say!

IC:Ok, We just got a telegram from Fozna tellng us that they need help. We are sending in 10,000 soldiers to help. Unlike the Freaks, these are not our "Crappy Units" but some of our best soldiers. They are heading towards the capital, and will be placed under Foznan rule.

OOC:They are at Foznan disposal, so this will probably be my only post here.

IC:troops from Larzii move to the capital waiting for the Freakakin army to attack.

message to the oh over lord of freakyness Juun,


ok I could barly understand you but...... NO WAY!

see ya,
Shala

IC:the Foznan's and Foxstenis's jion to make 1 army to send Juun home to her cagie crying.

IC:troops from Larzii move to the capital waiting for the Freakakin army to attack.

message to the oh over lord of freakyness Juun,


ok I could barly understand you but...... NO WAY!

see ya,
Shala

IC:

Message to Shala

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Ahahahha!!! snif Cry! You be sorry you be sorry you be sorry you be sorry you be sorry!!!!!

Love, Juun

The Frisbee Freaks had enough! We will destroy these imperialists, and safe our great land!

OCC:love?! love?! if any love, its Tough love! or the love thing hehe.

message for the supreme in jerkyosisty Juun

um you feelin ok?

Shala, may the wind take us apart.

IC: Our Supa army crossed the road through Fozna. Partisans were a constant annoyance for us. We finally reached the capital, and started shoting at all the frikin army we see!

Even a little bit of my own army! Lololol Rotflmao!

IC:well we of course return fire and machine gooners :sniper: are fireing at them with no mercy! light tanks are sarounding the Freaken army.

OOC: Your tanks surrounding my superior army? That's a bit of a godmod.

IC: The Foznans are mainly aiming for my tanks, (At least I think they are, where else could all my tanks going to?) and all my helicopters have also been shot down. Still, we have endless ground troops, I'm so great, blahblahblah. Ahem, Some of the Foznan reinforcements have arrived from Larzii, and they are now shotin g at my trops.

OCC:yeah I know I take that back.(the thing about superior really burns my tial) hey how'd the freaks get to Larzii? its way into my country! and you can't have endless troops jeez.

IC:the troops just hold the freaks back as hard as the can.

OCC:yeah I know I take that back.(the thing about superior really burns my tial) hey how'd the freaks get to Larzii? its way into my country! and you can't have endless troops jeez.

Read the post again, I said that your reinforcements are now helping you out.

I gather some remaning troops from Nasuka and send them to Huin also some citazins are turning into missoinaries.(yeah they do that)

The Mercenaries from the other nation has arrived! They are attacking my front lines, and they are very good fighters. My troops have been ordered kil all the mercenaries. There are heavy casualties on both sides as they cut through my soldiers. We are now in the 5th day on the battle for Huin.

I gather some remaning troops from Nasuka and send them to Huin also some citazins are turning into missoinaries.(yeah they do that)

In that case, I am sending my final army to invade Nasuka, even though they are supposed to defend the town I'm building, but meh. You are defenseless neway, and I wanna take some more ground.

the people fight back at Nasuka, mean while the reinforcements are still coming, but not there. also don't forget the Foxteni's forces.

the people fight back at Nasuka, mean while the reinforcements are still coming, but not there. also don't forget the Foxteni's forces.

OOC1: NO THEY DON'T!!!

OOC2: I didn't!!!! They were those mercenaries Ai I was talking about.

IC1: Supplies have been cut off to my main invasion force. They continue to fight until they run out of bullets, or die (whichever happens first) They resist, aiming mostly for the mercenary tanks. The reinforcements from Nasuka weren't much help for me, either. They Foznans and allies won the first battle for Huin. Remaining supplies are destroyed. The Foznans move in to recapture some of the lost territory.

IC2: I still have the army at Nasuka, The source of the bi-plane raids on my new settlements. My invasion force is winning. Massive resistence is expected from the people, though.

IC:the Foznan's biulds up there army to take back there land..... and then some.

IC:Our forces attack Nasuka, and we capture it. It was a big place (By Foznan standards) and probably the 2nd largest city. A few pathetic machinegunners was all that was left to stand up to my forces. We also burn down the barracks there. The local citizens took up arms against us, but are no match. We are now destroying the airbase.

IC:while the freaks do that the Foznan's are pushing them back wanting there lands back.

Message From Juun: Wel, I m getting lotza rein- rien REINFORCEMENTS from da reast uv ma kuntry. imJoi yur viktry, cuz itsa prabbabaly da last 1 4 joo.