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The Allied Nations of MidaTae have declared war on the Violent Psychotic nations and marched troops in at several strategic locations. Both sides are waiting to see the UN's response.

Urban Fighting has broken out in several cities, and we have confirmed reports of Tanks, and Aerial assault craft. :mp5:

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The Allied Nations of MidaTae have declared war on the Violent Psychotic nations and marched troops in at several strategic locations. Both sides are waiting to see the UN's response.

Urban Fighting has broken out in several cities, and we have confirmed reports of Tanks, and Aerial assault craft. :mp5:

OOC: Uh, who are you attacking?

As a UN Nation, The European Empire of Crimmond says 'Go for it.'

i second that

IC:

The Nation of Koiles refuses to take sides, but urges both nations to settle their differences. They also wish to ask, why are these two nations going to war?

Emperor of Koiles

Jacen Tallions

"As a sane nation, the Queendom of Sea Reapers says stop it! Such needless slaughter is just that -- needless! Why waste your resources on such a thing when you could pursue more constructive projects?"

Queen Sappho of the Sea Reapers



"As a morally superior nation, we the Land Reapers say SLAUGHTER THE SCUMBAGS! Kill them all! If they can't resist your military might, they don't DESERVE to live! Bastards!"

Overlord Krat of the Land Reapers



"I say, does anyone want to come to the pub tonight? We have such a merry night planned; roast Vimp meat, lots of ale and music! Hey -- who are you people? You're not Fred and Vertaponium! HELP! MUMMY!"

Illiusmaticrompocrot, a Random Smartie

URGENT MESSAGE!!!

TO: The Allied Nations of MidaTae

MESSGAGE: Psss.... I just heard Violent Psychotic's general laughing and making jokes about your mother and your small penis sizes! Are you going to take that! Attack, you fools!

END TRANSMISSION...

URGENT MESSAGE!!!

TO: The Allied Nations of MidaTae

MESSGAGE: Psss.... I just heard Violent Psychotic's general laughing and making jokes about your mother and your small penis sizes! Are you going to take that! Attack, you fools!

END TRANSMISSION...

Sizes? Erect and limp you are being mocked! Are you going to take that!?

The European Empire of Crimmond retracts it's earlier statement. It has become obvious that parties involved are obviously children hacking into official government channels.

Are you going to take that!?

i wouldn't

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The Allied Nations of MidaTae have declared war on the Violent Psychotic nations and marched troops in at several strategic locations. Both sides are waiting to see the UN's response.

Urban Fighting has broken out in several cities, and we have confirmed reports of Tanks, and Aerial assault craft. :mp5:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW 2 WAGE WAR?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW 2 WAGE WAR?

Try clicking the post marked Sticky at the top of the forum. Some of the stuff in there should help.

Who are these Violent Psychotic nations?

The Ambassador of Cowofdoomia ;) - "Cowofdoomia is the invading force, as major political and religious beliefs have sparked off this War. Our Emperor has seen fit to invade, and many of us here in Cowofdoomia knew that a war between the two factions was inevitable."

The Emperor of Cowofdoomia :) - "I am pleased to hear of the other countries supporting my cause. I assure you, I gave members of the Violent Psychotic Nations ample chances to join peacefully, but they were stubborn, and brought this war upon themselves."

Sgt Helsinki :sniper: - "After we were given the grren light to march in, we greeted the news with open arms, at any given oppurtunity, soldiers that surrender will not be killed, only tortured and imprisoned. We recieved a TV broadcast from our Emperor, which did wonders for the troops' morale."

Does this seem like newb bashing to anyone. I know we were all new at one time but there a diference between newbs and n00bs. These people seem like n00bs to me.

Does this seem like newb bashing to anyone. I know we were all new at one time but there a diference between newbs and n00bs. These people seem like n00bs to me.
This guy really isn't that bad. He's got good potential, and he seems like he's ready to learn, he just needs a nudge in that direction.

Right things:

-In content RPing
-Seems there's an IC motive
-Strategically inclined

Wrong things:

-Smiley in content
-Some godmodding
-No RP of troops entrance

I'm saying he's more or less like me when I first declared war.

Goddamnit, but that is why I really hate these forums! "Oh look! A 'n00b'!" snigger snigger.

This guy really isn't that bad. He's got good potential, and he seems like he's ready to learn, he just needs a nudge in that direction.
I read yeah everyone has potental. Though the worst war I've seen is one were one nation insulted another's national anamals and they declared war on each other. The both had 7 mil peeps and and I had over 800 mil. and I commented on there war and one the nations declared war on me.

The following is a telegram to the nation of Cowofdoomia:

From the nation of Idea Master:

I urgently warn you against such childish actions. In the Violent Psychotic Nations, we do not believe in wasting money on making armies, we believe in opening the nuthouses and handing them flamethrowers. Also, in my nation at least, the science is far advanced than yours, to the point of us being able to use our minds alone to lift huge warheads into space and drop them over your nation. Warheads we stole from you. I warn you, should any more action be taken by your armies, my people might be distracted enough to allow the warheads to fall, thus obliterating your nation. This is your only warning...

WTF? war. you never asked us anything. as the delegate for that region i say just leave us in peace, for we have done nothing wrong.

so just leave us alone.

From the UN delegate: Evilhomer

Is this War caused by IC or OOC reasons.

OOC: This war is very n00bish. Even if you don't have time to make one of those huge posts about those guys with funny names, you can still make a decent post.

I can't link albinoblacksheep, but just google search "posting and you" and click the first entry. Wait for it to load, it takes a few minutes. One of the things the guy says is "Read the stickies! You don't want everyone laughing at you because you asked a question already answered in a sticky do you? Hahahahaha.....no you don't." Some PG-13 language in that flash, be forewarned.

Evilhomer']WTF? war. you never asked us anything. as the delegate for that region i say just leave us in peace, for we have done nothing wrong.

so just leave us alone.

From the UN delegate: Evilhomer

OOC: You can ignore him if you wish, war must be with the other's consent, just like so many other things he can't do right. (ICE BURN!)

--------Transmission---------
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas
To: All Involved Nations

The Concordance extends its greetings to all involved nations, but inquires why such a pointless conflict is being waged. The Concordance also regrets having to point out the lack of detail or proper role-play etiquette in the posts, and recommends that the national leaders of the various nations read the threads at the top of the forum prefixed "Sticky:".

Finally, we would like to note that the use of smilies during wartime is highly inappropriate and not recommended, and wish all a nice day.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
--------End Transmission---------

Waht triggered this war? Can anybody tell me that?

Waht triggered this war? Can anybody tell me that?

OOC: Newb declaring war on someone for no good reason, the other party didn't even give their consent!

OOC: Newb declaring war on someone for no good reason, the other party didn't even give their consent!
Figued that. I was just trying to help these newbs become good RP'ers.

Figued that. I was just trying to help these newbs become good RP'ers.[ooc:] Well aren't we all? :D

Can I recommend to them this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035)?

[ooc:] Well aren't we all? :D

Can I recommend to them this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035)?
Very good advice.

OOC: This war is very n00bish. Even if you don't have time to make one of those huge posts about those guys with funny names, you can still make a decent post.

I can't link albinoblacksheep, but just google search "posting and you" and click the first entry. Wait for it to load, it takes a few minutes. One of the things the guy says is "Read the stickies! You don't want everyone laughing at you because you asked a question already answered in a sticky do you? Hahahahaha.....no you don't." Some PG-13 language in that flash, be forewarned.
OCC:
For the Posting And You link I got one that dosn't link to ABS.
Click here
Posting And you (http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou)

Cowofdoomia, this is your last warning...
Do not make me use your own weapons against you.
Withdraw your forces before I begin a systematic shutdown of all your cities.
I shall begin by demonstrating on a small village...
*Stops concetrating, and far off, a large boom is heard*
I warned you. Back OFF.
Away evil Cowofdoomians! Stay here no more!

OCC:
For the Posting And You link I got one that dosn't link to ABS.
Click here
Posting And you (http://gprime.net/flash.php/postingandyou)

He also forgotten 2 points, using smilies and grammar, That is a finer point in forum posting.

thats it, as an official n00b i am sending in a million billion invisible super tanks that can travel 1425636723783 mph.... and i n00k everyone

mwahahaha

Now now, none of that.
*The tanks run into concealed pits and stay there forever.*
Cowofdoomia! Surrender now!
*The warheads come dangerously close*

my tanks grow wings and fly up... they pause a moment to think why the hell they came here in the first place... they then depart the thread forever

Now now, none of that.
*The tanks run into concealed pits and stay there forever.*
Cowofdoomia! Surrender now!
*The warheads come dangerously close*

*My waste starships drop over ten million tons of solid waste on Idea Master, also dropping a psychic nullifer on him. Screams of outrage are heard in space, even though there's supposed to be no sound.*

I assure you all, you can call this war childish, but I have very good reasons for doing it. I know most of my enemies off this site, also, I'm new, newer than the others, and this is my first declaration, I want to make this work. I'm also VERY PROUD. And won't back down. Go ahead, do your worst. Then see if you can face up to mass Genocide with WMDs. go on.

I assure you all, you can call this war childish, but I have very good reasons for doing it. I know most of my enemies off this site, also, I'm new, newer than the others, and this is my first declaration, I want to make this work. I'm also VERY PROUD. And won't back down. Go ahead, do your worst. Then see if you can face up to mass Genocide with WMDs. go on.WMD's which you don't have, Mr. Jun 2005.

Oh look at that! My scientists and uranium miners have discoved a good source of plutonium! But it's under a rainforest...
*Bulldoze*
So not only do I have my WMD's, I have yours as well.
How nice.
Oh, you be declaring war on about 10 nations.
I'm pretty sure by now we ALL have WMD's.
So let's see...
*Starts dropping nukes on all but the most important cities, at the rate of one per hour, while playing Bethoven.*
BOOM! There goes one more!
And the whole morals thing? Lost those a loooooooong time ago, so I have no fear of blowing cities up.

Message to Cowofdoomia from the Highest Ruler, He Whose Name is No More For His Power Speaks it's Own.

The Highest Ruler (or whoever is of similar to that status) of Cowofdoomia, you have declared war not just against me, but to all the nations in my region as well. I myself, see this as very foolish, a fly attempting to defeat an Alpha Elder wolf, but also an insult to me and the rest of the Violent Psychotic nations.
If you do not see sense and back off before you are crushed by the force of many united, I and the other Highest Rulers, etc. of the other Violent Psychotic nations will have to show you sense through unesscessary violence, which, however unesscessary, we are highly capable of and not afraid to do.

Freedom is Unity and Conformity,
The Highest Ruler of the Empire of Honour and Death, He Whose Name is No More.

"World Leaders, I have 57 nuclear warheads aimed at every major city on the planet. I will launch them within 24 Hours unless you give into my demands. But oh no! I'm naked."

-Stewie, Family Guy

*Sends nukes to blow up Jenrak's nukes*
And that threat is eliminated.
Allmighty ruler of the Empire of Honor and Death, MUST I let him be? He started it! And I'm so close to killing him off, just ten more warheads!
Please may I finish him?

:rolleyes: Oh boy... Ok n00bs you know who you are so please stop bring this thread up and stop posting for the love of god. You've already proven that you are n00bs, can't RP, and seem to lack the will to learn.
So I'm just gona say this; Stop being n00bs!

Does this seem like newb bashing to anyone. I know we were all new at one time but there a diference between newbs and n00bs. These people seem like n00bs to me.

Oh, phew. Up until finding and reading this post I was under the impression that all of the older members here had forgotten that they were once new too and hated all new people. The way some people treat those who slip up can be quite intimidating are scary for a new person, I was very nervous when I made my first post.
Some people just need help being shown how to be better rather than insults. I'd hate to see how you people would react if my friend Tramp in a storm, a little slow to learn and slightly n00bish, was on this forum. Luckily she isn't--yet.

Right, now that's cleared up...Idea Master, you can do what you like, just be careful of certain people and get rid of your Tramp-overprotectiveness before she comes on the forum, or you, sir, are in trouble of the vein-pop variety. Hopefully you and Cowofdoomia can sort it out yourselves, because I intend to save my new army in development for greater enemies.