NationStates Jolt Archive

Its official, the United States of Independent Hitmen has reached the ripe population of 5.001 billion people.

To celebrate this new accomplishment in our nations proud history, 5 billion balloons will be let off from cities around the country, whilst champagne will be delivered to every home, embassy, office, and any other habitable building, in the entire country.

The event is expected to cost nearly $5 billion, strictly inkeeping with the theme of the day.

The Republic of Lanquassia congratulations The Hitemen, and offers immigration to anyone who wishes to leave for a less populated country ;)

The Holy Empier wishes a congratualtions to the Nation of Independant Hitmen.


We ourselves are nearing a major population benchmark as we get even closer to the 2 Billion mark.

*runs in fear*

:p

We thank all of the nations that sent us there good wishes, and in particular we send our forward congratulations to Shazbotdom for reaching the massive 2 billion person mark in the very near future.

Its official, the United States of Independent Hitmen has reached the ripe population of 5.001 billion people.

To celebrate this new accomplishment in our nations proud history, 5 billion balloons will be let off from cities around the country, whilst champagne will be delivered to every home, embassy, office, and any other habitable building, in the entire country.

The event is expected to cost nearly $5 billion, strictly inkeeping with the theme of the day.

OOC: You do realise that your single nation now holds the vast majority of the population of Earth? :p

Please don't hurt me, sir. It was only a joke!

*Runs in fear, much like McKagan.*

Well congrats massive nation that can kill me becasue I'm not cowering...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!

Congrats to the Hitmen for reaching such a great goal and might I add, "DON'T HURT US!".

The Concordance congratulates The Hitmen on having reach 5 billion people, and comments that Czardas's in-character population is still less than 100 million (although in-game, it approaches 1 billion) people. Nevertheless, it notes that it is not faring too badly in a war against a nation with 2 billion inhabitants, and therefore remarks, "We don't look that frightened, do we?" ;)

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister

This announcement was not made to intimidate other nations, merely to celebrate our achievement.

We feel that it is important to note that the United States has only ever been involved in three major wars, and cannot therefore be considered aggressive in any way. We exist peacefully with the majority of our neighbours, but maintain a strong military in order to ward off envious powers.

We heartily congratulate the nation of Independent Hitmen, best wishes for the future!

Premier Németh
The Allied States of Celtayoshi

PS: Could we send you 5 billion congratulatory telegrams?

OOC: Server mite not like that one Celt lol!!


IC:


We wish our long standing ally Celtayoshi the best for the future, and thank them for their similar wishes to us.

President James Anderson

It is always nice to see another nation reach 5 billion as we did several months ago, congratulations on your work(OOCly as well as ICly) and your people, may they live long and prosperous.

Agreed, congratulations Independent Hitmen. It is always great to see a nation ruler so dedicated to NS to say with it in good times and bad ones.

Nice to see your staying.

well done i shall send u 5 billion ocelots (national animal) and 5 spanish hamburgers (national curency)

FALLETINME BE MICE ELF the tightarse nation

The Holy Empire Of Mortondiri sends congratulations to your nation on such an "accomplishment". Truly, how a nation which breeds like feral rabbits to over-populate it's sterile and barren lands and then proclaims this to be a proud moment in it's history, is beyond comprehension.

Sir, it seems your citizens has yet to learn of abstinence. Your nation would benfit, as would no doubt, the entire world if you practiced it.

Lord Jungas Ghoopri
Senior Diplomat
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Aviatoria
Holy Empire Of Mortondiri

We thank the FALLETINME BE MICE ELF for their most generous gifts, and Stevid and Vermin for their kind words.

Also to show that their are no hard feelings between ourselves and the nation of Mortondiri concerning their less than kind comments, we wish to give you a gift of 5 billion Viagra Tablets to ensure that your nation can also live a long and mighty life.


President James Anderson.

Warta Endor congratulates the massive nation of Independant Hitman. To remember this occasion we will send 5 billion golden bullets for your army. :D

Your graciousness is commendable. To further good relations between our two NationStates, I have been granted by Holy Emperor Aviatora VII, Glorious Light Of The Holy Empire, to offer Independent Hitmen a position in our region (Holy Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi) ), on a small yet lush island off the north-west coast. There your relocated population will reduce itself to a more sustainable level by the Divine Will Of One and only True God.

A true Bleesing, to be sure.

Lord Jungas Ghoopri
Senior Diplomat
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Aviatoria
Holy Empire Of Mortondiri

Your offer is highly commendable, however we must refuse. We are extremely happy in our current region, The Kingdom of the Midlands, and therefore find no need to move ourselves and our large population base.

Further more even if we had considered this move, your comments about reducing our population would have worried us gravely. It is our belief that our citizens may have as many, or as few, children as they desire so long as they are capable of caring for them in a proper and dignified manner.


President James Anderson.

Your beliefs are wrong.

The very fact that your citizens are permitted to have as many children as they desire is stunningly irresponsible. Give your people the Guidance and Care of the Holy Alliance. That is proper. That is dignified.

In your opinion that may indeed be correct. However in ours there is the freedom of choice for our people to do as they please in this matter.

We have researched your nation, for all of your blunt speaches about our people being happy with your ways we find that abortions regularly take place in secret in shady backstreet clinics. We find this hardly a sign of a population that are happy with your laws, laws that appear to give rules on children, but no means to abide by those rules.

Perhaps before criticising our ways you should look more carefully at your own policies regarding this matter.

Jim Nealey
Senior aide to President Anderson

But have you visited the Holy Empire Of Mortondiri? For "Utopia" is a such a weak and feeble word to describe it's ....perfection in any given category.

I'm sure your research simply involved reading the United Nation "report". It is well known that the UN is a tool of the weak-minded to control all those who wish to be controlled.

Sir, I invite you to visit Aviatoria, our capital. There you shall see first hand the glory of the Hoy Alliance. Just as you will see the UN report to be vile lies.

Lord Jungas Ghoopri
Senior Diplomat
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Aviatoria
Holy Empire Of Mortondiri

We welcome you to the 5 billion club, we ourselves reached this land mark some time ago but we are glad that such a esteemed nation such as yourselves has also reached it.

Emporer William.

Very well, your Invitation is accepted. Under-Secretary of State Tiffany Howerd will be dispatched to your nation as soon as the aircraft can be readied.

She will be reporting directly to President Anderson upon the state of the nation, and the population, and we expect her to be treated with the respect and dignity that her high place in our society that she has.

Tiffany is the proud mother of two children, a wholly reasonable number even you must admit, and is therefore an ideal candidate for the trip. She will be accompanied by a half dozen security personell of the Diplomatic Protection Service who are armed with a variety of small arms, all of which are conceable and should not cause any alarm to your population. We shall also provide Mrs Howerd's transport, in the form of two DPS Chevy Suburbans that will be flown in on an Air Force C-5B shortly before the arrival of the Under-Secretary.

Jim Nealey
Senior aide to President Anderson

Sir,

Holy Emperor Aviatora VII, Glorious Light Of The Holy Empire, Himself has expressed joy at your acceptance to visit our shores. However before you embark for Aviatoria, I had best inform you that the Holy Empire Of Mortondiri is still technically at war with the heathen mud-race of Newbia. Though the Newbian blockade of our lands ended some time ago, there has been no cease-fire declaration, let alone a peace treaty.

So while we still welcome this Tiffany Howerd with her own security staff, she shall also be guarded by the best security personnel Mortondiri has, as well as the protection of 729 million of its citizens. Such an honoured guest will come to no harm, by Divine Justice.

Please direct your transportation planes to Mathis Military Airbase just north of Aviatoria.

Tokyo Blossom
First Deputy Foreign Affairs Minister
Aviatoria
Holy Empire Of Mortondiri

We will do so, and we wish to inform the nation of Newbia that should any harm come to any of our citizens during their stay in Mortondiri as a result of Newbian attacks there will be the gravest consequences for them.


Perhaps after the visit is complete, or perhaps even during it, you would like us to act as a third party to broker a cease-fire agreement between yourself and Newbia. If so a conference can be hosted on our soil for both governments to present their demands, and a comprimise met.

President Anderson will be more than happy to chair any such peaceful debate.

We thank you for your offer of mediation between us and the Newbian aggressors. We have messaged Newbian-scum diplomats to notify them of the offer.

We look for to the arrival of your envoy safely soon.

Tokyo Blossom
First Deputy Foreign Affairs Minister
Aviatoria
Holy Empire Of Mortondiri

Very well. We shall also inform them of our offer to ensure that it is recieved completely, as nations at war tend to not maintain complete diplomatic links.

Hopefully we can bring about a swift ending to this conflict so that both nations may return to relative security and prosperity.