NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: This is just here so observant people can realize something...

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Frenchman becomes Frog in Overnight Transformation
Wife claims: "I woke up and he was this thing! I know its him because he still smokes a pack a day and insults Americans."
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Desert Herdsman finds Giant Glass Object
"I saw a black patch in the distance, and found it to be a giant slab of glass!" Experts say it is evidence of ancient Egyptian alien contact.
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New Evidence in Kennedy Assassination!
Anonymous source says: "Its called SHHE, spontaneous human head explosion; his head did that on its own!"
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Zebra Unicorn Saves Baby from Dinosaurs
Witness claims: "This is written in the lost Apocrypha of the Bible!"
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Castro Dies; Robotic Followers Self-Destruct
A wave of explosions wracked Cuba today as the late dictator, human, dies, causing his numerous robotic followers to destroy themselves in frustration.
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Alien Claims to have been Abducted by Elvis!
Says: "He forced me to switch bodies with him; I'm going broke trying to keep up his body's drug addiction!"
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Baby Raised by Dingoes Graduates Law School
Says: "I'm very proud of my accomplishments, but I'm going to stay true to my heritage."

Bump!

Oh...kay...?

ok, that was funny. Were those actually clipped from the Tabloids?

Ok, observant....that news is all shit and tabloids lie...and every nation should have one!

No, there is a more direct relation than that..... This is just the indirect way of revealing something.....

(OOC: And no, I made them up myself, glad you like them!)

An army of french dingoes are going to nuke america with the assistance of aliens trapped in celebrities bodies, while also releasing a radioactive wave that will cause peoples heads to sudden explode, suicide robot bombers are going to fall from the sky, and it's all a big Church coverup?

Desert Herdsman finds Giant Glass Object
"I saw a black patch in the distance, and found it to be a giant slab of glass!" Experts say it is evidence of ancient Egyptian alien contact.

No, there is a more direct relation than that..... This is just the indirect way of revealing something.....

Sileetris, you got some splaining to do.

JonBenet Ramsey: she ISNT dead
--she was actually a space terrorist from the planet Gixelquerk. Had to escape earth after she was found out to have annhilated the dinosaurs --

OJ Simpson is gay!!
--Found LYING with hubby Bill Clinton--

Princess Diana's death finally explained
--Scientists were trying to determine how a Mercedes bends--


Face of Christ appears in a painting of the last supper

>_> ............... <_<

Anyone other than Scellia?

LOL. These headlines are hilarious! Keep up the good work.

please tell us cause i'm obviously too stupid and the other ppl in this thread r obviously too ugly

Hey, lay off me. Just because I'm ugly... we have feelings too. :D

dont worry your allllllllll ugly
probably smelly too

In unrelated news, a company in Axis Nova today picked up black paint production signficantly for no obvious reason.

Hey I don't smell! Oh, no wait. Yes I do.

AN: Thats white or silver paint, unless you're painting something you want to heat up faster.

Not if you're applying it to something that you don't want light to reflect off as well.

Bump!

Did you get the issue about clamping down on crazy newspaper stories, by any chance? If so, I think I can guess what you answered...

No, this is in reference to a more recent forum event of mine.....

Bump!

Castro Dies; Robotic Followers Self-Destruct
A wave of explosions wracked Cuba today as the late dictator, human, dies, causing his numerous robotic followers to destroy themselves in frustration.Uh-oh!

Bump!

I'm going to make the official announcement public in a day or two...

And don't worry, Castro's position has been filled by one of his clones.