Declaration of War
Al Ahmera
19-07-2005, 20:17
:mp5:
DECLARATION OF WAR!!!
:sniper:
ASSASINATION OF LEADER!!!
The Great Nation of Al Ahmera, backed by the loyal Al Ahmera Imperial States, launches war on the Puny "Democratic" Princopality of Vintovia, following a string of terrorist attacks :mp5: by "socialist extremists"
It Is Rumoured this took place after the Assaination of Al Ahmera's secutary of defense, Gen. Spearman. :sniper:
The Communist Leader of Vintovia, Comrad Vinters stated...
"Death To the Capitalists"
Al Ahmera is currently looking for allied support.
Capitalism Vs. Communism
Telegram Al Ahmera Now With Your Support!
Or sign up here...
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:21
:mp5:
DECLARATION OF WAR!!!
:sniper:
ASSASINATION OF LEADER!!!
The Great Nation of Al Ahmera, backed by the loyal Al Ahmera Imperial States, launches war on the Puny "Democratic" Princopality of Vintovia, following a string of terrorist attacks :mp5: by "socialist extremists"
It Is Rumoured this took place after the Assaination of Al Ahmera's secutary of defense, Gen. Spearman. :sniper:
The Communist Leader of Vintovia, Comrad Vinters stated...
"Death To the Capitalists"
Al Ahmera is currently looking for allied support.
Capitalism Vs. Communism
Telegram Al Ahmera Now With Your Support!
Or sign up here...
The Glorious Republican Senate of Leafanistan finding that you have declared war on a treaty-bound ally has voted nearly unianimously to declaring war on you, and any attack on Vintovia, will result in a 10-fold backlash!
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 20:23
The Glorious Republican Senate of Leafanistan finding that you have declared war on a treaty-bound ally has voted nearly unianimously to declaring war on you, and any attack on Vintovia, will result in a 10-fold backlash!
Backing our ally we are also declaring war on you!
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:24
Backing our ally we are also declaring war on you!
OOC: Pronouns my friend, declaring war on Leafanistan, or nutsy simile spamming friend here?
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 20:26
The Glorious Republican Senate of Leafanistan finding that you have declared war on a treaty-bound ally has voted nearly unianimously to declaring war on you, and any attack on Vintovia, will result in a 10-fold backlash!
We thank Lefenstan for their allegiance.
the battle will begin.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 20:27
Darn ambigious English....
We declare war on Al Ahmera because Leafanistan is in an alliance with our ally Emmitia.
OOC: happy. o.o?
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 20:30
The confict has been averted. we have made peace, by agreeing that I will move back to the region of the 'Al ahmera Imperial states'.
Al Ahmera
19-07-2005, 20:31
:fluffle:
:D
peace has been made! hurray!
BUT WE STILL THINK YOUR ALL FUCKIN' COMMIES :mad:
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:33
:fluffle:
:D
peace has been made! hurray!
BUT WE STILL THINK YOUR ALL FUCKIN' COMMIES :mad:
That is reason enough for war!
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:35
OOC: So quick eh? Fearing our wrath?
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 20:35
That is reason enough for war!
Yes, he better watch his sass!
Vintovian foreign minister.
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 20:37
If we get one more word out of you, it'll be war.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 20:39
All this was over a region...omg...that is crazy.
Can I annex this little noob?
Can I annex this little noob?
Dammit! If anyone's gonna annex him, it's me! I need BLOOD!
Want to join in the fray?
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:57
Dammit! If anyone's gonna annex him, it's me! I need BLOOD!
OOC: You have my support if you want to verbally annex him.
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 20:59
All this was over a region...omg...that is crazy.
yes I know, but I know him in RL, so I cant piss him off too bad.
OOC: You have my support if you want to verbally annex him.
Very well, then. Ahem..
I hereby claim Al Ahmera for Emmitia, even though I have no intention to back it up with shooting him and taking his land, which I probably should do anyway.
*Watches the coalition pile up to smack him back into Emmitia.*
Want to join in the fray?
Unfortunately for my bloodthirsty nature, the war was called off. And as I have no casus belli, and I don't want to see my nation get knocked into the stone age, I think I'll just sit back and watch. :p
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 21:03
I have so many Allies, Im touched :)
Unless you're all warmongers, and just want some violence! Then shame on you.
I have so many Allies, Im touched :)
Unless you're all warmongers, and just want some violence! Then shame on you.
I don't even know you. I just want to turn someone into glass!
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 21:05
I don't even know you. I just want to turn someone into glass!
Godammit! 400 posts and this is all I get? I know you! err...I think.
Godammit! 400 posts and this is all I get? I know you! err...I think.
As of that post, it's 408. :D
But to be fair, I think I've seen you around. I don't know where, or when, or if it really happened, but I think that I think I saw you.
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 21:11
As of that post, it's 408. :D
But to be fair, I think I've seen you around. I don't know where, or when, or if it really happened, but I think that I think I saw you.
Thank-you. Even if it didnt happen, youir words are all that matter.
Ive got more posts than you anyways.
Thank-you. Even if it didnt happen, youir words are all that matter.
Ive got more posts than you anyways.
That was low. But I'm a newbie anyway. :p
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 21:22
That was low. But I'm a newbie anyway. :p
Not as low as your post count!
ooh!Below the Belt!
Naah, Im just messin' with 'cha!
I just remembered we're posting in an in character forum!
Remembered that now, did ya?
Not as low as your post count!
ooh!Below the Belt!
Naah, Im just messin' with 'cha!
I just remembered we're posting in an in character forum!
OOC: Damn. You're right. It was all your fault!
*Races out the door.*
LYNCH HIM! HE VIOLATED THE SANCTITY OF THE IN-CHARACTER FORUM!
(Please don't ban me..!)
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 21:31
OOC: Thats quite enough, lets just all calm down and go to other threads now.
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas
To: Vintovia, Al Ahmera, and allies
Re: 'Declaration of War'
The Concordance extends its greetings to Vintovia, Al Ahmera, and all allies of their nations. However, it regrets that war is being waged for such a pointless cause, and recommends that the national leaders of all involved nations read the threads at the top of the forum marked 'Sticky'.
In addition, the Concordance expresses its regret at being forced to disclose that such an irresponsible declaration is known as 'spam' by the international community, and participants in such a war are known by the uncomplimentary term of 'n00b'.
That is all.
~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
Shazbotdom
19-07-2005, 22:32
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas
To: Vintovia, Al Ahmera, and allies
Re: 'Declaration of War'
The Concordance extends its greetings to Vintovia, Al Ahmera, and all allies of their nations. However, it regrets that war is being waged for such a pointless cause, and recommends that the national leaders of all involved nations read the threads at the top of the forum marked 'Sticky'.
In addition, the Concordance expresses its regret at being forced to disclose that such an irresponsible declaration is known as 'spam' by the international community, and participants in such a war are known by the uncomplimentary term of 'n00b'.
That is all.
~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
*rolls around on floor* HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha!!!
*rolls around on floor* HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha!!![ooc:] /me bows
I am glad my response amused you. However, it is proper protocol to response officially to any declaration of war, no matter how irresponsible. Perhaps in the future other role-players will learn this, as well, preventing the n00b-bashing that, unfortunately, so frequently occurs on this forum. :D
P.S. A possible abbreviation for your entire post is "ROFLMAO".