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Weapons of Focused Destruction (tactical nukes available)

Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 18:49
As you may have guessed, this thread is an arms marketplace, run by the most rapacious and unethical arms merchants in Haxxoristan. They are awful, terrible people. Granted, so are most other Haxxoris. Hell, the national anthem makes frequent references to the violent disemboweling of national enemies with plastic cutlery. But anyway, on to the wares...The main item on the block today are tactical nuclear weapons. Well, a tactical nuclear weapon, anyway...the NWT-12M1.

SPECIFICATIONS
DESIGNATION: Nuclear Weapon, Tactical, No.12, Modification 1 (NWT-12M1)
YIELD: 3-15 kilotons (variable; positions at 3, 6, 9, 12, 15 kt)
COST PER WARHEAD: USD 1,250,000 for weapon plus any delivery accesories neccesary
WEAPON MASS: 82.6 kg
WEAPON LENGTH: 1.6 m
WEAPON DIAMETER: .6 m
DELIVERY OPTIONS: Free-fall bomb, landmine, artillery shell, missile, torpedo, ground-penetration, crate.

Note: Haxxoristan is not responsible for anything that happens after the weapon is purchased. Don't blame us, blame the rogue nation that just made your capital city disappear underneath a slowly rising mushroom cloud.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 18:58
Could Kjata purchase this weapon?
Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 19:00
Certainly. Cost is the only issue. How many do you want, and what delivery package? Just wire the money and the nukes shall be delivered. Just one question...this won't affect sales or anything...who's the "threat?"
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 19:06
Certainly. Cost is the only issue. How many do you want, and what delivery package? Just wire the money and the nukes shall be delivered. Just one question...this won't affect sales or anything...who's the "threat?"

Secret IC:

There is no threat. Kjata needs only 3 for testing purposes and looking into a radiation decay power system for future use.

We have no real weapons to handle such things anyways. Possessing nukes are not exactly the most wonderful thing to have in Nationstates, as no one uses them and they become a waste of money to maintain.

Our plan is to rip them apart and figure out just how they work, and use the cores to develop better technology. Also the depleted uranium comes as a a nice pay off after they are used up. They can be made for super-strong tank armor.
Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 19:09
Okay. Just the physics package and what not is only USD 800,000 each...three is 2,400,000 total. Oh...and we have better stuff available, too...Plus, our military, which is a Soviet style combined-arms behemoth, is equipped with lots of small tacnukes. There is nothing better for blowing rear-area ammunition dumps to hell, cutting supply lines and bridges, and really slowing down an enemy's advance. Oh...and we also have chemical weapons, too...
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 19:16
Wired $2.4 million to you. (Please deliver to Kyushu (Filo/Kagoshima port in Japan).

Tell me about these other weapons. Kjata can use them to expand its military prowness.
Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 19:41
They've been delivered. The other weapons include a nerve gas 521 times more potent than VX, and much, much bigger nukes...anywhere from 150 kt to 5 mt!
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 19:50
Wonderful! Prices and stats?
Emmitia
19-07-2005, 20:01
(You guys do know that you have to be over a month old (I think it's a month) before you can possess nuclear weapons?)
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:04
OOC: Nuclear weapons cost a lot more than you'd think. I suggest increasing the price by an order of magnitude or more. Or else you'd be selling at a massive loss.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 20:05
(You guys do know that you have to be over a month old (I think it's a month) before you can possess nuclear weapons?)

They won't be weapons for long, hehe. As for making weapons, usually its a no. Cause most new nations don't realize that EVERYONE has nukes, but no one uses them. We have no threat, and a plan for them. They can barely be called weapons cause its just the main stuff for it.

Remember there is no threat and they won't be weapons for long as we have plans to use them. Rather then buying depleted uranium for armor or mining uranium to make it ourselves.
Leafanistan
19-07-2005, 20:28
They won't be weapons for long, hehe. As for making weapons, usually its a no. Cause most new nations don't realize that EVERYONE has nukes, but no one uses them. We have no threat, and a plan for them. They can barely be called weapons cause its just the main stuff for it.

Remember there is no threat and they won't be weapons for long as we have plans to use them. Rather then buying depleted uranium for armor or mining uranium to make it ourselves.

OOC: If you RP your way well into nuclear weapons by all means possess them. But be warned, some people are a bit uppity about it. And under threat of nuclear war, treaty-bound allies may not wish to help.
Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 20:30
@Emmitia: Oh no...we can manufacture them very, very cheaply. Granted, they are fairly crude, but they're quite cheap to build if one knows what one is doing. Besides, these devices are very small. Most of the 82.6 kg is conventional explosives and the casing. The actual nuclear portion is pretty small.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 20:37
OOC: If you RP your way well into nuclear weapons by all means possess them. But be warned, some people are a bit uppity about it. And under threat of nuclear war, treaty-bound allies may not wish to help.

No worries, there will be no nuclear war.
Haxxoristan
19-07-2005, 20:46
No offense, but I checked NSEconomy, and although Leafanistan has 1.097 billion people, 1.386852086 times our own population of 791 million, our GDP of $33013238120127.66 is 3.6379017 times greater than their GDP of $9074802132688.11, and our GDP per capita of $41,736.08 is 5.045232448 times greater than their GDP per capita of $8,272.38. Isn't that funny?
Emmitia
19-07-2005, 23:17
No offense, but I checked NSEconomy, and although Leafanistan has 1.097 billion people, 1.386852086 times our own population of 791 million, our GDP of $33013238120127.66 is 3.6379017 times greater than their GDP of $9074802132688.11, and our GDP per capita of $41,736.08 is 5.045232448 times greater than their GDP per capita of $8,272.38. Isn't that funny?

No offense, but what does that matter?
Haxxoristan
20-07-2005, 01:36
Because it's funny. :D