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I would like to declare war with you all.

Bydandland
19-07-2005, 17:39
As you are all a load of poofs and pansies who spend all day mincing about and sniffing schoolgirls panties which you bought off ebay, The Kingdom of Bydandland declares war on each and every one of you.

Yah Boo Stinky!!!!

His Tyrannic Majesty King Lairdx II
:sniper:
Sarzonia
19-07-2005, 17:42
If you are genuinely interested in playing this game, Read this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855), or this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035).
Vintovia
19-07-2005, 17:45
Well I...! Hmmph...Yes...Well...Indeed...(More Incomprehensible offended mumbling)
Emmitia
19-07-2005, 17:47
I launch 234854934439575 n00ks at your country. You lose.
The Noble Men
19-07-2005, 17:48
Oh, no, not again.

Listen, if you really want to play this game find the stickies everywhere.

Otherwise don't waste our time.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 17:49
Wasn't there a post about how you can get banned for doing these threads multiple times? I dunno, but I find it comical that every n00b doesn't read the stickies and posts this as their 'hello'.
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 17:58
I launch 234854934439575 n00ks at your country. You lose.

HA! Your superior intelect is no match for my puny weapons.
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 17:59
Wasn't there a post about how you can get banned for doing these threads multiple times? I dunno, but I find it comical that every n00b doesn't read the stickies and posts this as their 'hello'.

Kjata Major. It is people like you that make this site wonderful!!! :fluffle:

Don't ever change.
The Noble Men
19-07-2005, 18:01
Kjata Major. It is people like you that make this site wonderful!!! :fluffle:

Don't ever change.

Excuse me, but are you a n00b who is being sarcastic, or are you just having a joke?
imported_Vermin
19-07-2005, 18:02
I never buy on ebay! On sniffing panties, you are partially right. I steal my girlfriends panties (she finished school a whole while ago though) sniff them and get to the point where I go crazy and jump her when she comes home. Then we do things i am not allowed to tell you because you have not yet reached the age where you'd understand it.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 18:08
Excuse me, but are you a n00b who is being sarcastic, or are you just having a joke?

n00b is an insult, referring to people who refuse to learn or accept a new style.

newbie is an okay comment, referring to a new member or person.

Now if you wish to insult me do it with the proper terminology. OKAY!? Cause you yourself are a newbie still if you cannot tell the difference between a new player, a new nation, and a n00b.
Koprulu Colonies
19-07-2005, 18:13
Ok...I know this will sound hypocritical due that I'm also posting.

But please! Let my post be the last one. Don't reply to these threads. Let them slowly, peacefully, and quietly fade into nothingness.
Aust
19-07-2005, 18:15
eh, is this a joke I think-mate- that this comment shows you to be under the contol of another gamer-


Kjata Major. It is people like you that make this site wonderful!!!

Don't ever change

And have you ever heard a n00b say somthing like this:



HA! Your superior intelect is no match for my puny weapons.

Anyone see somthing about this that sin't quite right?
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 18:15
n00b is an insult, referring to people who refuse to learn or accept a new style.

newbie is an okay comment, referring to a new member or person.

Now if you wish to insult me do it with the proper terminology. OKAY!? Cause you yourself are a newbie still if you cannot tell the difference between a new player, a new nation, and a n00b.

On the contrary. You are talking bollocks. I refuse to use internet jargon, Txt spk or any other encryption of the English Language. If I wish to insult you I shall do it in fluent English. For that reason alone my posts are to be commended.

Now wind your neck in you illiterate lesbian. Have you not had your bean flicked this month?

Yes. My post was dripping with sarcasm and only a complete halfwit would fail to spot it.
Mini Miehm
19-07-2005, 18:18
I never buy on ebay! On sniffing panties, you are partially right. I steal my girlfriends panties (she finished school a whole while ago though) sniff them and get to the point where I go crazy and jump her when she comes home. Then we do things i am not allowed to tell you because you have not yet reached the age where you'd understand it.

OOC: ok, umm yeah, panty sniffing... I think I'll just go over here and hide now, away from the panty sniffers...
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 18:21
Imported Vermin. To add a little variety you could try stealing them from washing lines.
Mini Miehm
19-07-2005, 18:21
eh, is this a joke I think-mate- that this comment shows you to be under the contol of another gamer-



And have you ever heard a n00b say somthing like this:


Anyone see somthing about this that sin't quite right?

It took you this long to realise it?
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 18:24
Actually Boys and Girls I am under the control of no other gamer. :headbang:
The Silver Sky
19-07-2005, 18:24
OOC: ok, umm yeah, panty sniffing... I think I'll just go over here and hide now, away from the panty sniffers...
OOC: Wait for me! *runs from the panty sniffers*
imported_Vermin
19-07-2005, 18:26
Imported Vermin. To add a little variety you could try stealing them from washing lines.

I sometimes hang them there, why should i steal those
imported_Vermin
19-07-2005, 18:28
OOC: ok, umm yeah, panty sniffing... I think I'll just go over here and hide now, away from the panty sniffers...

Hey, she sniffs my stuff all the time, she started it!
Bydandland
19-07-2005, 18:28
Ok...I know this will sound hypocritical due that I'm also posting.

But please! Let my post be the last one. Don't reply to these threads. Let them slowly, peacefully, and quietly fade into nothingness.

Koprulu Colonies. We all have something to bring to this forum, however, from now on I think the thing which you should bring is silence.
Emmitia
19-07-2005, 18:33
Koprulu Colonies. We all have something to bring to this forum, however, from now on I think the thing which you should bring is silence.

Being as this is forum uses text as communication, I think silence is basically a given.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 18:40
Being as this is forum uses text as communication, I think silence is basically a given.

Hahaha! You're right sir!

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Bydandland you can't even spell right. I am reporting you for trolling and continued abuse.

Next time you call someone 'illiterate' check your grammar and your own posts for past mistakes.
Mini Miehm
19-07-2005, 18:40
Hey, she sniffs my stuff all the time, she started it!

I don't care who started it, I just care who finishes it, that is your responsibility.
Vespeterium Minor
19-07-2005, 18:44
You are moderatley insane Bydandland! Good for you.
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 18:44
I don't care who started it, I just care who finishes it, that is your responsibility.

Okay. I reported our little trolling noob. Now I think I am done with this thread, though I can't say you've all been mature. Funny mostly, but personal attacks on the other hand are against the rules, Bydandland.
Vespeterium Minor
19-07-2005, 19:00
Why would you Import Vermin? Though I do like the name!
ARRSE HQ
19-07-2005, 19:21
Why on earth would you want to tell someone that you've reported them? Low self esteem? Lack of personal goals?

As for me, I find underwear sniffing to be among the more esoteric of skills - perhaps it should be included in the 2012 Olympics?

GO LONDON!! :)
Kjata Major
19-07-2005, 19:29
Why on earth would you want to tell someone that you've reported them? Low self esteem? Lack of personal goals?

As for me, I find underwear sniffing to be among the more esoteric of skills - perhaps it should be included in the 2012 Olympics?

GO LONDON!! :)

Well...it worked didn't it. Just let this thread die now.