NationStates Jolt Archive


War

Castleview
18-07-2005, 22:09
Righty, I'm new to this and my country has a good arms manufacturing so do some countries want to go to war and buy weapons off me? :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
Theao
18-07-2005, 22:13
One, read the stickies.
Two, smilies are bad.
Three, if you're going to try and sell weapons/declare war, you need a good post, not a one-liner.
The Lone Alliance
18-07-2005, 22:14
I doubt it. I doubt you can make a lot of weapons with only 5 million people. Come back after getting 50 million and then people will take you seriously.
Jenrak
18-07-2005, 22:15
A jingle always works.
Euroslavia
18-07-2005, 22:18
Might I suggest that you check this out: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8855692&postcount=4
A guide to war, as created by Automagfreek, as well as reading the stickies in International Incidents and Nationstates, the two RP forums.
Indefectibility
18-07-2005, 22:22
Yea man, no one will bother with you. I have the best arms manufacturing industry in my region and I have 444 million people. You can't do this as a beginner.
Emmitia
18-07-2005, 22:22
I'll fight you. I'm not big, really. Those 335 other million people are holograms. Really. I have a two man army. And they aren't even well trained. They have pointy sticks. It should be easy.

C'mon..let me fight you.
Clownshoesia
18-07-2005, 22:24
The Delegation from Clownshoesia would like to politely decline Castleviews sales offer of muskets and other obsolete weaponry.

Coincidentally, the Government of Clownshoesia today has recommended Castleview for classification as a third-world country.
Mercylessness
18-07-2005, 22:25
yah why not...i got like 553 million people to spare :D
Emmitia
18-07-2005, 22:26
:gundge: <----- What the hell IS that anyway? Is that the gun from Unreal?
The Lone Alliance
18-07-2005, 22:28
The Delegation from Clownshoesia would like to politely decline Castleviews sales offer of muskets and other obsolete weaponry.

Coincidentally, the Government of Clownshoesia today has recommended Castleview for classification as a third-world country.

The Lone Alliance Seconds this recommendation.
Jenrak
18-07-2005, 22:33
The Chemical Lords deny this classification. They merely see Castleview as confused.
Kriegorgrad
18-07-2005, 23:09
:gundge: <----- What the hell IS that anyway? Is that the gun from Unreal?

Aye, 'tis the sludge gun!
Vintovia
18-07-2005, 23:29
Why do the thread starters of threads like these, never come back!
Emmitia
18-07-2005, 23:32
They're afraid that we'll skin them and hang their corpses on a lamp post, like the big, angry, nerdy mob we are. I know I'd be.
Czardas
18-07-2005, 23:48
:gundge: <----- What the hell IS that anyway? Is that the gun from Unreal?[ooc:] No, it's called "gundge". :rolleyes:

[ic:]
-------------Transmission--------------
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas
To: Castleview
Re: 'War'

The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas extends its greetings to Castleview, and expresses a sincere hope that the leader(s) of the said nation will learn in the future to read through the threads at the top of the forum marked by the prefix "Sticky:".

That is all.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
-----------End Transmission------------