NationStates Jolt Archive


Make-A-Planet! (FT)

Stellar Nations
18-07-2005, 18:22
Have you ever wanted your own planet? A planet custom made for your liking? A planet made completely of gold, platnum, fish, playing cards, or whatever.

We can make this planet!

Each planet only costs 500 trillion USD on average!

Just send us teh specifications, and we will make your planet as soon as we can!

Planets take an average of 1 year (NS) to produce.

Planets amde of precious metals (gold, platnum, silver, etc) cost 750 trillion and take 3 years to produce.
Planets made of common elements (Quatz, hydrogen, etc) cost 300 trillion, but still take 1 year to make.

(OOC: Yes, i just finished reading Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy. Sperm whales not included (You'll undestant if you've read it))
OOC2: And this has nothing to do wihth my nation
Jao Tikunei
18-07-2005, 18:41
lol

want to buy our leftover Arrowhawk Worldbuilder(C) ships? with the options of adding sperm whales and bowls of petunias at an altitude of your choice, and of re-writing the laws of nature on an enormous scale, no planetmaker should be without one!