NationStates Jolt Archive

On Channel 11 Palixians News Network (PNN) earlier today

Hello I'm Kevin Niemann here with some breaking news... the Palixian leader Joe Strummer has been taken hostage by the Palixian rebellion of the Dutchenstals... The government has been overthrown by a group of Socialist leaders and they are lead by Ruz Foled... The Allied States of Palixia no longer exist and are now the Socialist States of Palixia...... The former Palixian army are fighting to over run them and so far the Palixians are winning... most likely the rebels will be sent to the Nameo River Prison... the highest security prison in Palixia ... a...dea...Dutc...Fra..........<breaks up>

Ruz Foled: Congradulations.... You are now all equal and will not be treated like you were with Strummer... that is all

Kevin Niemann: Woah... What the hell...

(OOC: needs more Pink Floyd)

Telegram from Mr Fungles to Palixia

The Spooty will back.... whoever, in this war of..... whatever, we hope that you get your country back on your feet whoever we chose

Telegram from Mr Fungles to Palixia

We back Ruz Foiled and will send him.... Some money

We will send aid to the rebel forces. No matter how bad, a coup of bloodshed is never required. Expect $2 trillion per year from the Federal Enterprisist Republic of Space Union. Thank You.

Signed,
President Harsimran Mann

The Next Day

Hello I'm Kevin Niemann here with some breaking news... the Palixian leader Joe Strummer who yesterday was captured had been released and is now working a deal with the rebellion of Palixia and will probaly have no need for any blood shed... The only news we have is that Strummer will remain in power of Palixia but the President will be Ruz Foled who will most likely control the parliament...

Hello I'm Kevin Niemann here with some breaking news... the rebellion of Palixia has been captured... It appears they had been tricked and are now in a sea prison...