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"The recently elected president Trakias is being intensly critisized for confirmed reports that he has had several affairs, including an orgy in his office at the Capitol. Testomony from one of Trakias's secretary even seems to suggest that he has sexually assulted several women. The president is refusing to comment. This incident has sparked passionate debate in Parliment, causing the oppisition party to call for an impeachment. 'This is a disgusting diplay of indecency and a violation of the public's trust' says Union Democratic Party leader Karl Stevenson 'this president should resign.'

The right shot back with a damning indictment of Stevenson, producing evidence that he himself has engaged in sexually explicit behavior, so indecent, we're not allowed to report on it.

This controversy has also raised another concern: are the liberal freedoms we enjoy in the Union too lax? This has called into question just how much people, especially politicians, should be allowed to get away with.

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For the Union to be redeamed in the eyes of God, the President Trakis and Karl Stevenson must both be executed; a sign that the Union is still God-fearing and moral. Should this not happen, the fires of hell will be an everlasting reminder to the citizens of the Union, regarding the price of sin.

Random Farminan Preacher

Excerpt from a guest lecture by Canceller Franklin Eldy at Plainland University in Undelia:

“If your nation is having morality problems that do not fit the religious establishment in your nation, you should simply crush the sub-cultures and minorities who would stand in the way of your efforts to purify your nation. It is the responsibility of every nation to insure that its people are properly homogeneous, as to avoid internal strife. One should not be afraid to carry out such actions. The sub-cultures will quickly capitulate, after the first hundred or thousand public executions. Government officials also must be held to the highest standard. If they are caught violating the tenets of society’s values, they must be publicly tortured to death. I would apply this standard even to our great Overlord.”

OFFICIAL RESPONSE FOR SCELLIAN GOVERNMENT

“If your nation is having morality problems that do not fit the religious establishment in your nation, you should simply crush the sub-cultures and minorities who would stand in the way of your efforts to purify your nation. It is the responsibility of every nation to insure that its people are properly homogeneous, as to avoid internal strife. One should not be afraid to carry out such actions. The sub-cultures will quickly capitulate, after the first hundred or thousand public executions. Government officials also must be held to the highest standard. If they are caught violating the tenets of society’s values, they must be publicly tortured to death. I would apply this standard even to our great Overlord.”

If you do this we will keep our promises, and return. However this time we will not stand fir anything less then unconditional surrender.

For the Union to be redeamed in the eyes of God, the President Trakis and Karl Stevenson must both be executed; a sign that the Union is still God-fearing and moral. Should this not happen, the fires of hell will be an everlasting reminder to the citizens of the Union, regarding the price of sin.

If this is a threat of war know this, we will crush you. You nation will be ground to ashes and your people will become a Protectorate of the New Empire of Scellia. They will deal with it as they do, barring genocide, and you will do nothing.

The Lone Alliance Concurs with the New Empire of Scellia. That if that message was a threat aganist The Conservative Union you will not suceed.

We believe that ones sexual Relationships should however take place Outside government offices. If he is unmarried the least he could do is keep his pants on while working. He should also provide payment to the women he sexually assaulted. And to remember to take his Orgies to the local brothel instead of having them go on within his own offices.

In our sensible, relaxed culture, sex is regarded as a good thing, and nothing to be ashamed of. Certainly, if the allegations of sex assault are true, the traditional punishment (castration by possum bite) is a cost-effective and permanent solution.

In a statement made by President Maybury of ViZion, he calls upon President Trakias to resign from office.

ViZion holds nothing against the nation, or the people, of The Conservative Union, as we know all countries have people such as Trakias. I call upon Trakias, a fellow politician and President, to resign. It will only show that you still have honor in politics and wish to keep this issue from getting out of hand.

Save your face, and save your nation from getting deeply embedded in this political fiasco. It will only be better for your country, your people, your government, and your self.

He continued on to say that he was discusted by the actions taken by Trakias. He urges all nations to stay out of their internal affairs, and let their nation fix this.

He also stated that until Trakias is out of office, ViZion will not be involved in trading or a peaceful agreement with the nation of The Conservative Union, remaining neutral, and that no further actions will be taken, except to defend the nation of The Conservative Union in the event they are attacked by an outside aggressor over this internal affair.

If this is a threat of war know this, we will crush you. You nation will be ground to ashes and your people will become a Protectorate of the New Empire of Scellia. They will deal with it as they do, barring genocide, and you will do nothing.

Firstly, the prior warning was not a threat of war. The hand of Farmina is nowhere near as destructive as that of Satan. Furthermore it was made by a priest not the Farminan government. Could you very well imagine a priest going and invading a nation all by himself? It would be even more interesting to the Empire of Scellia turn a single priest into a protectorate.

Secondly, threatening Farmina is not only laughable but dangerously foolish. The Farminan people have long memories and vengeful thoughts.

Daniel Rickhart
Chancellor for Foreign Affairs

Random Official who missed the random priest signature:
"My Boss is gonna kill me over this"

Random Official who missed the random priest signature:
"My Boss is gonna kill me over this"
OOC: lol You sounded kinda like my cousin when he's playing NS, he has little side notes like that in all his posts...