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An Assassination, A Secession, A War

Jaredcohenia
15-07-2005, 02:50
OOC: FT :X

IC:

As families across Jaredcohenia were watching "Desperate Househubbies", the hit TV show, a newsbreak occured.

WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLITEN

A news reporter for JBC news, Ken Clydsdale, was in the newsroom.

"This just in...there has been an assassination of Jaredcohenian Leader Caesarian Cohenius LXXVI at Capitol City. A group of seperatists, formed from the senators of Wyzarikaria, are against the dictatorship from the Jaredcohenian leader. They have seceded and declared war on Jaredcohenia. We have news that they are going to fire the missles at each of the other state capitols and at the nation's capitol of Jaredcohenia City. The new dictator, Cohenius LXXVI's son, Caesarian Cohenius LXXVII has sent out this plea."

Caesarian appears, worried, in front of the Jaredcohenian Palace.

"Jaredcohenia is now in a state of national emergency. The main stockhouse of our nuclear weapons is in the mountain guarded lands of Wyzarikaria, as 70% of our mobile suits. We have around 300 GM mobile suits, our entire navy and our entire air force. Our mobile suits are our land forces. We also have our space force, which will act as another squadren of air force. We request the aid to help defeat this menace, since they are plotting to kill innocents, military personel, and they are plotting to kill the royal family. All troops are to report to the nearest base, unless you are in Wyzarikaria. If you are in Wyzarikaria, get out of the nation at once. That is all."

Ken Clydsdale reports again.

"We have just recieved news that war has been declared on Jaredcohenia and any allies which it has...."

A man scurries to the desk...Ken is shocked.

"We have recieved word that Wyzarikaria has dropped a nuclear warhead on the colony of Kilestopia, 500 people have been killed so far as thousands rush to hospitals. We have word from Wyzarikaria and are bringing it to you live."

Former Chief Senator of Wyzarikaria, Sarikanas Zyvicus, now President of the new nation, reads his speech.

"Thanks to the foolish rulers of Jaredcohenia, we have successfully tested the nuclear weapons it has. Unless the royal family surrenders to us, and stops producing plutonium at once! We have around 3000 more nuclear bombs, and we aren't afraid to use them."

"There you have it...we are now at civil war. JBC will be reporting live at the frontlines, the hq, and all other places. Thank you, and goodnight."
Brittonians
15-07-2005, 11:05
Rogue states cannot be allowed nuclear weapons, this is a dangerous situation the empire will be observing closely. May we advise tactical strikes against all enemy held nuclear weapons, if you cannot deal with this situation, other nations will have to interdict. Good luck.
Automagfreek
22-12-2007, 03:19
Rogue states cannot be allowed nuclear weapons, this is a dangerous situation the empire will be observing closely. May we advise tactical strikes against all enemy held nuclear weapons, if you cannot deal with this situation, other nations will have to interdict. Good luck.


To which you would be promptly smashed by all of Gholgoth.

Leave this affair to the Cohenians, they are more than capable of dealing with their own affairs. And if they should need assistance, their allies are at their service.

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Jeuna
22-12-2007, 03:32
[ lol@2005 ]
Jaredcohenia
12-07-2008, 07:20
bump
Gurguvungunit
12-07-2008, 07:29
i n00k j00.

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