OFFICIAL REPORT: The milky way Galaxy...(Attn:MT,FT)
Soviet leaders
13-07-2005, 18:03
The Milky way Galaxy is a slum of the universe there is war and they do not get along with any aliens they are not united and all nations that are from different parts in the universe should not allow any of there citzens to go there.They have had millions of wars and fight over some of the stupidest things and they are scared of UFO's I think that the rest of the universe should put there questionable citzens there they will only last about 2 years. ALL EMPIRES HAVE 72 hours to disscuse this report on the milky way we also now know were humans home planet is it is earth that is located in the Milky way.
OFFICIAL REPORT ON THE MILKY WAY on the planet earth:
Dangerous
Are not strong
Killing there own race
MASSIVE WARS
millions dead
Final verdict:To weak to stand!! and/or harmless
Disclaimer:This is not the official report from soviet leaders but from a reseach group!!
Chronosia
13-07-2005, 18:07
As a race who has left the confines of Esrth, tamed the very stars and founded a great Empire; we must truly mock your ideas of the MIlky Way. That blasted rock has spawned countless Empires that now, in space, could crush you like a worm...
Space Union
13-07-2005, 18:08
Hmm, your insulting me, insulting my race, calling us stupid. Well you know what:
Your exactly right. I have no problem with your report. Its the truth. :)
Have a good day :)
Soviet leaders
24-07-2005, 07:32
This empire is from the milky way but when we left it was not a violent oh wait it has always been violent we live in galaxy. We know little of our past all we know is that we are about 300,000,000,000,000 lightyears away from the milky way and when we left we had to leave becaues of the wars in the milky way but we have supported many civs in space and we have two civ in the galaxy that are vary war like they are the combine(Half-life 2) and the Ithkul (From Master of Orion 3)
Deatharon
24-07-2005, 07:42
The United Galactic Empire of Deatharon sees the report as fairly accurate from our historical reports.
ElectronX
24-07-2005, 08:07
Y'all are nerds.
No, really?
Otagia sees this report as slander against our great nation, and the nations of our neighbors. Thus, we are forced to declare war on you. ;)
j/k
Tannenmille
24-07-2005, 08:44
300,000,000,000,000 lightyears
~91.9 teraParsecs is a much shorter way of typing that.
Vespeterium Minor
24-07-2005, 08:59
Y'all are nerds.
Well observed Sherlock. :D
Vespeterium Minor
24-07-2005, 09:03
The Family Vespeterium agrees with this report. For years, we have warned about the dangers of the human problem. Letting these apes expand and develop weapons was the worst thing the higher species could possibly do. We wholeheartedy support the Soviet Leaders and their report on this God forsaken galaxy.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium and Lord Chancellor of the Corporate Empire of Vespeterium Minor.
Hyperspatial Travel
24-07-2005, 09:38
We agree, and also agree that letting intelligent apes run anything is a terrible ide- ARGGGGGH!
- Last Words of Charam Xenobiologist, Hyylri-Zzikus
Hakurabi
24-07-2005, 10:09
We agree with your evaluation of Earth save one minor detail - It is not 'Dangerous', It's 'Mostly Harmless'.
Vespeterium Minor
24-07-2005, 10:24
Stupid monkeys running their society according to their emotions, lashing out at everybody that goes too near them? I'd say they're very dangerous.
Soviet leaders
26-07-2005, 07:09
good we like feed back and that nations now know that the Milky way is dagerous !!
Signed
Head researcher Jalkov,Jwkov
BLACKGRUE
26-07-2005, 07:16
All empires within it are inferior.
They will be assimilated.
Resistance will be futile.
Final verdict: "Mostly Harmless"
Yes, "Mostly Harmless" fits quite well. So, who wants to whip out the evil White Robots of Krr'kit?
Draconic Order
26-07-2005, 07:32
That's assuming the ~100,000 LY diameter milky way is composed of just humans...
Soviet leaders
26-07-2005, 07:47
We looked at what we could and are sorry if you fill that we were talking about your race we could not get every civs that are in the solar system that we did not get to sadly got put into the report becaues of the general race being human earth and its sol was a major part of the report and we found that it was dagerous!! there are raiders and pirates that attacked are ships.
Signed
Jalkov,Jwkov
Tannenmille
26-07-2005, 08:33
The Triune Systems of the Sucellan Governace of Tannenmille are located in the Perseus arm of the Via Lactea Galaxy (using the Latin version because I've always hated the name "Milky Way". Andromeda is so much cooler of a name than Milky Way) for its proximity to our allies in the Sol System.
New Dornalia
26-07-2005, 15:58
The Workers State finds this report humorous, but will offer no other comment.
-Commissariat for Foreign Affairs