Guadalombia
13-07-2005, 07:25
GRNS Special News Bulletin-
Good evening and welcome to the Guadalombian Republican News Service. Today’s story: in a surprise move today, under orders from his infinite grace, President General Emilio Diez Calvo, elements of the Guadalombian Republican Army landed on the small, long presumed uninhabited island of Nueva Real. The motives for the deployment are uncertain, however, following the recent reported successes in his Excellency’s campaign against Marxist rebellion in the south of the nation, President General Calvo has discussed the possibility of pursuing a nuclear program, and realizing the hazards of nuclear research near any major population centers, he may indeed be wishing to use the large expanses of free territory in Nueva Real instead.
The exact numbers of deployed forces are also uncertain, but we are certain that they shall be more than enough to ensure his Excellency’s claim on this new government land is sufficiently enforced. As of now, a no-fly zone has been established over the whole of the 135 square mile island, prompting the state department to issue warnings to flight controllers worldwide to divert airline flights that would normally chart their course over Nueva Real.
In other news, a Puerto Calvo resident reportedly sold his soul to Satan for a Klondike Bar…
Good evening and welcome to the Guadalombian Republican News Service. Today’s story: in a surprise move today, under orders from his infinite grace, President General Emilio Diez Calvo, elements of the Guadalombian Republican Army landed on the small, long presumed uninhabited island of Nueva Real. The motives for the deployment are uncertain, however, following the recent reported successes in his Excellency’s campaign against Marxist rebellion in the south of the nation, President General Calvo has discussed the possibility of pursuing a nuclear program, and realizing the hazards of nuclear research near any major population centers, he may indeed be wishing to use the large expanses of free territory in Nueva Real instead.
The exact numbers of deployed forces are also uncertain, but we are certain that they shall be more than enough to ensure his Excellency’s claim on this new government land is sufficiently enforced. As of now, a no-fly zone has been established over the whole of the 135 square mile island, prompting the state department to issue warnings to flight controllers worldwide to divert airline flights that would normally chart their course over Nueva Real.
In other news, a Puerto Calvo resident reportedly sold his soul to Satan for a Klondike Bar…