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Infoclypse Industries has been developing Nuclear Technologies now for years and we feel it is time to pass this knowledge along in a suiably profitable fashion, to this end The Nuclear Bank is now open. we maintain a working fleet of ballistic missile armed submarines in international waters, for 200 million dollars you can buy the launch codes for one of these missiles. Don't have the money? Chip in with other like minded nations and buy a Nuke for your region or alliance. Think the price is a little steep? Remember that when you buy the launch codes to one of Our nuclear missiles your making a secure investment, if the submarine carrying your missile is destroyed or if your missile turns out faulty or damaged, launch codes for another missile are provided free of charge, I'd like to see your enemies give you a guarantee like that. Also, when you purchase the launch codes to a missile, you don't have to spend years and billions of dollars researching and developing both nuclear weapons AND ballistic missiles and you don't have to pay upkeep for these missiles they are ready to be launched at any target whenever you say so (some restrictions apply, ask inside for details)
Remember, when you invest in an Infoclypse Nuke, you don't have too develop one yourself.

Mondoth offers a condemnation of Infoclypse Industries for making Nuclear weapons available to anybody with the cash for the weapons. Mondoth will not suffer any of your submarines to enter into our national waters. any submarine found within 300 nautical miles of Mondoth will be destroyed on the premise of being a threat to national security (depressed angle shots and all that) and any of your subs found to be in Mondothian Trade routes will be destroyed for similar reasons. The Nation of Mondoth hereby places Infoclypse Industries on our security watch list and will not open our nation to trade from Infoclypse Industries.

Secret IC:
Connection Attempt 1 of 5...
Dialing...
Uplink Achieved...
Encryption Protocol Level 10 Achieved...
Tracing Source...
Unable to Trace, too many links...

Information flows across wires and into a satellite transmitter, even if the signal could somehow be traced it would end up at a small fishing boat in the middle of nowhere. The fishing boat has no specific markings beside the antenna it temporarily extends, and is nearly as untracable as the signal it transmits.

"We wish to know how many missiles you have, but will buy a maximum of 20 billion dollars of missiles, or 100 of the launch codes. Money will be given to you in cash form at one of your major harbors, onto one of your warships by a person that works for us. This will be in sets of 1 billion, and attempt to identify to stop the person will result in the nullification of this deal. Please use a high power wide band radio transmission to respond, we will not give our location. What are the restrictions on the missiles, this may effect our order."

Be advised, Ballistic Missile submarines found by the Republican Navy that belong to, or are otherwise opperated by, Infoclypse Industries will be fired upon and sunk without warning. We believe this venture to be a risk to national security, and will not allow it to continue.

- Head of State, Dictator of Sumer,
Feild Marshal Peshtur Namtar

- Commanding Officer of Special Weapons,
General Dr. Gilga Banada

- Commanding Officer of the Republican Navy,
Admiral Gina Aanepada

Attempting to connect.
Connection established.
Encryption, Level 12(Highest it can go) innitiated.
Attempting to Trace Source
Trace Failed. Unknown Source.

"We are very interested in your stocks, and will buy 1,000 of your launch codes for a total of 200 billion. Money will be given to you in cash form at one of your major harbors, onto one of your warships by a person that works for us. This will be in sets of 10 billion, and attempt to identify to stop the person will result in the nullification of this deal. Please use a high power wide band radio transmission to respond, we will not give our location.

We thank you for your business."

OOC: Heheheh, cut and paste is fun. :p

Joseph Seal our ally why are you buying Nuclear Wepons?

Also if you have any atores or shops or storefronts etc we would like you to consider placing them in the newly started Zactarn Prime Mini-Mall.

http://www.attheforum.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=1&mforum=zactarnprime&sid=26afeb7ff4cf624ca4370e82a883a96b

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OOC: I wonder if II knows that if anyone uses these codes that he will get stomped on, because it will look like he launched the attack

OOC: Good point the codes are still in his nation's name. Unless he signs the rights over to the buyer but then they're incharge of maintnance. Well it would be a good sneak attack. blow up a nation or planet and have it be blamed on another nation.

This "bank" is a good reason for a couple of nation's to blast you to the uranium mines where you got the nuclear bombs. These are WMD'S and for Intergalactic peace and safety any country would have legitimate reason to watch you heavily and even attack you because of all the launch pads you have. So you might want to think of a different buisness because if there was a war because of htis I would definitly not be on I I's side.

"So our ally Joseph Seal has bought nuclear weaponry from this Infoclypse Industries. Well I guess I Darth Vaclavious shall put Infoclypse Industries under intense watch because of the amount and abundance of WMD's they have. Send out a Vespir,a Challenger,a Vandarious X 193, and a Clagwire Cruiser out to watch this company. Also send out a USS. Space Commander out to patrol the waters around this place. Hve it fly alone through space and have it land unnoticed in the water. We need to keep them in check."


"Yes your Extremly Powerfulness. They should all arrive at their destination in about 20 minutes at warp." says Donahue

OOC: Two things, you don't know about JS buying the weapons so you can't RP any reaction. Next is that this is the MT incarnation of JS, not the FT one. As this was the MT Scellia(maybe) and not the FT one, so there is no warp or space cruisers etc.

OOC: Now hold on a second, how could you know I bought nukes when my transmission was encoded? Seems like a godmodd to me if you can decode my transmission like it was a Level 1 code...

EDIT: Also, to tell the truth, I'm both a MT and a FT nation. I have MT land, air and sea vehicles, PMT Infantry, and FT spaceships. They're all one in the same...

At least... I think so...

OOC: Technically it's not godmodding because technology can advance. If it was programmed to decode once it got to Infoclypse Industries the their had to be a program or something in that encryption that made it decode. So we tapped into that program and found out what the encoded message was.

At least... I think so...
Nope, you have a case of confused split personality syndrome. Most FT and MT nations like me have clearheaded split personality syndrome, since we RP two nations. It is incredibly hard to RP a single MT/PMT/FT nation all at once, since you can't use your PMT infantry in MT and they get slaughtered FT. I don't even want to think what happend in FT to your MT vehicles and you die in horrific numbers in PMT. The spaceships are a GM in both MT and PMT but decent for FT, which is why most nations play as differenet entities for the FT/PMT/MT thing.

EDIT: All things labelled Secret IC are considered unknowable IC by any other party beside the recipient, even if the group is in your nation the best you can do is stop the transmission and try and trace it. Not only that but the name Joseph Seal is not mentioned anywhere, II has not idea who sent the transmission and no one but who did every will.

Nope, you have a case of confused split personality syndrome. Most FT and MT nations like me have clearheaded split personality syndrome, since we RP two nations. It is incredibly hard to RP a single MT/PMT/FT nation all at once, since you can't use your PMT infantry in MT and they get slaughtered FT. I don't even want to think what happend in FT to your MT vehicles and you die in horrific numbers in PMT. The spaceships are a GM in both MT and PMT but decent for FT, which is why most nations play as differenet entities for the FT/PMT/MT thing.

OOC: In Gary Coleman voice What chu talkin bout Scellia? Hahahaha just haing fun but i get it all i'm a ft and mt planet/nation.

OOC: Technically it's not godmodding because technology can advance. If it was programmed to decode once it got to Infoclypse Industries the their had to be a program or something in that encryption that made it decode. So we tapped into that program and found out what the encoded message was.
Bull. How could you tap into their computers when this is the first time you met them?

Also, like Scellia said, no where in that message was my nation spoken, not to mention it was from an unknown source.

Also, to Scellia. Well... I suppose you're right... but, what if I WAS FT, PMT(which by the way can definately hold it's own against FT) and MT, but my nation knew that if Joseph Seal released information about it's spaceship, it would be nuked immediately out of fear? Does that work?

Sonja leaned against the railing, looking out across the East River. Shortly after she had lit her second cigarette, a middle-aged man approached her and asked her for a light.

She lit his cigarette, and they gazed out over the dirty river for a couple of minutes. Finally, Sonja spoke.

"My firm has several clients who might be interested in your offerings, but of course we'll need to agree on a finder's fee," she said.

"I'm sure we can come up with something equitable," the man replied.

"No doubt," offered Sonja. "But we are also concerned that you may not have a sound business model. Would you be interested in diversification?"

The man looked at her. "What have you got in mind?"

"We have acquired some ... unique technology. Have you ever heard of mercury antimony oxide?" Sonja replied, offering the man another cigarette.

"It's an internet myth. It doesn't exist. We've looked into it," he replied flatly.

Sonja smiled. "Actually, it does. And we know where it can be obtained. Interested?"

Also, to Scellia. Well... I suppose you're right... but, what if I WAS FT, PMT(which by the way can definately hold it's own against FT) and MT, but my nation knew that if Joseph Seal released information about it's spaceship, it would be nuked immediately out of fear? Does that work?

Your FT ships could easily intercept all the nukes that my MT nation could fire, and I have a significant number of them. The problem then becomes that you are missing chunks that are effective for each peice, you have no comparable FT vehicles and no MT infantry and no PMT spaceships. Plus the fact that other things are assortedly inferior to their FT counterparts, being MT or PMT.

Security and confidentiality dissallow us from revealing the number of missiles or subs that we control or own. Addittionally, for these same security reasons, we are unable to deal with anonymous customers. Our customer anonynimty program and guarantee as well as confidentiality agreements mean that we will not reveal any of our customers names under any circumstances. If you wish to invest in an Infoclypse nuclear weapon and remain anonymous, please send a representative to Infoclypse Industries. The representatives can travel under as much secrecy as your country, alliance, region or organization can muster adn will allow us to verify funds and security conditions that we could not otherwise verify with an anonymous customer.

OOC: Simply, A storefront has to be able to refuse service based on available funds. If a customer is anonymous, I can't do that so I suggest that for rp purposes, a representative is sent with orders. this representative can be concealed any way you want can have any cover and as much secrecy as you can handle so that you can keep your investment from others but not from me (in an IC sense) if you really want secrecy, just TG me.

OOC: So you need an actual person there, will this do?

A man, or maybe a woman, in a black wetsuit with breathing apperatus on their back slowly swms out of the harbor and up to the side of a II Destroyer. They wear tinted swimming goggles and carry a watertight case with them, their breathe hisses in and out. In an obviously altered voice they call up,
"Two billion dollars for launch codes, will you take it?"

A man in a trench coat walks up, he seems to remain annonymous save for the official Joseph Seal representative badge he wears under his trenchcoat, which he shows to the guards, and the two suitcases that holds 200 billion for the launch codes.

"200 billion for the 1,000 launch codes. Do you accept?" he says.

Yes." the II representative hands the representative of JS a watch. "This watc does not tell time, it is a hard drive containing launch codes and protocols for one thousand nuclear missiles. we urge you to use discretion when deciding whether or not to use these missiles and remind you that launches against Infoclypse Industries and major trading partners will not be accepted. As you have completed a transaction tottaling more than 100 bn dollars, you are currently being considered for a favored trading partner status which includes immunity from Infoclypse missile strikes. If your interested send a negotiator to our main offices to finalize the details.


On the Destroyer life went on as normal, no member of the crew had access to launch codes and if they were required to stop and verify the order of every psycho that wanted nukes they'd never get anything done, only branch offices were authorized to deal with the 'nukeabee's' as they were coming to be called as it was only the branch offices (and assorted special operatives) that had access to launch codes.

"Sir or ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, this is a ship of the line and cannot be bothered to confirm and fulfil nusiness transactions, please see a certified branch office about acquiring launch codes through our Nuclear Bank program."

Feeling slightly ridiculous the unknown person, still in full gear and with flippers on walks to the nearest Nuke Bank to buy the codes. They look like an idiot, but they again no counterintelligence agency pays attention to someone eho looks so stupid. They still have the two billion, and attempt to buy the codes at the bank.

OOC: Sory bout the wait, been busy busy IRL.

IC: The man at the brnach office handed the funny man in divign gear a normall CD,
"This disk contains 100 launch codes and the proper protocols for using them, be careful, wouldn't want these to fall into the wrong hands."

OOC: At 2 billion that should be 100 launch codes, not 20.

The Federation of Salesian submits a formal bid requesting launch codes for 100 nuclear missiles.

Yes." the II representative hands the representative of JS a watch. "This watc does not tell time, it is a hard drive containing launch codes and protocols for one thousand nuclear missiles. we urge you to use discretion when deciding whether or not to use these missiles and remind you that launches against Infoclypse Industries and major trading partners will not be accepted. As you have completed a transaction tottaling more than 100 bn dollars, you are currently being considered for a favored trading partner status which includes immunity from Infoclypse missile strikes. If your interested send a negotiator to our main offices to finalize the details.
The representative nodded, and before walking away, called on his cellphone.

"It was a success. We have the missiles. We were also offered immunity from Infoclypse nuclear strikes. Recommend accepting and sending a negotiator to finalize the deal."

After hearing the reply, the man closed his cell phone, put on the "watch" and walks away to his helicopter. The negotiator would arrive soon. Everything would work out in this secret deal...

OOC: At 2 billion that should be 100 launch codes, not 20.

you're absolutely correct, I am just bad at typing

The Federation of Salesian submits a formal bid requesting launch codes for 100 nuclear missiles.

Infoclypse Industries finds the Nation Salesian to currently not possess the necesary resources to purchase the 100 requested launch codes. Please reduce your order or wait until the funds become available.

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OOC: Godmode. You can not dictate the actions, reactions, or asualties of your opponants forces. Add to that the apparently nonexistant preperation time, I.I has every right to ignore this.

OOC: Yeah, pretty much. I suggest that you ignore, don't encourage n00bs to be idiots but the choice is, of course, yours.

<Some I.I. branch office in the middle of nowhere>
Work behind the desks is proceeding as usual.

The office on the thirty sixth floor hums quietly.

An elevator at the end of the hall slides open.

The Salesian Special Service's elite task force moves quickly and efficiently into the Infoclypse Industries lobby with M4's blazing.

The secretaries duck under their work stations

Several I.I. guards are blocking their path, their Ingalls Type 20's cutting down several of the Salesian agents before they themselves are eliminated.

At the end of the corridor sits an I.I. head distribution exec, his head now surrounded by the muzzles of the agent's M4's. The tips are hot enough to melt the exec's toupe.

A man bearing a striking resemblance to "Agent Smith" of the Matrix Trilogy arrives after a moment and sits down in front of the now defensless exec and launches into speech in his deliberate, unhurried tone.

"Greetings, mister... Torres. Whether you posess any knowledge of the past attempts at business transactions with the Federation of Salesian is irrelevant. My agency and I do not take kindly to corporations being... Difficult.

"Ah, a little league coach's plaque. Family man, I see. Quite bluntly speaking, to see your family again, you must now arrange for the transfer of 100 launch codes into this laptop I have placed before you.

"You have thirty seconds to make up your mind. I trust you will make the right decision."

The "Agent Smith" look-alike gets out of his seat and opens the office window as a sleek black helicopter rises up the side the highrise. A rope ladder is extended and the head of the Black Ops division is evacuated.

The remaining SSS team reloads their automatic weapons
to prepare for any resistance on the way out of the building. Did they:

(A) They turn the exec's head into a salad?

or

(B) The deal is finalized and 100 launch codes are uploadedto a secure sattelite data relay from the laptop. $2 Billion will be placed into the I.I. black accounts on the hour.?

Is the transaction complete with complete reimbursement? Or will the blood spilled flow into the local newspapers, leading to a total exposition of the illicit arms trade?

Infoclypse Industries, the ball is now in your court.

OOC: This is a blatant godmode, and a bad one at that, you didn't even figure out what kind of weapons my guards use, an Ingall 20? are you stupid, my guards use the PG-11 4.7mm caseless automatic pistol, not some craptastic SMG wannabe, how come your guys get the halfway decent guns? Anyway, if you had bothered to contact me before going of on this suicide mission I would have given you relevant information, and the probable reactions to your attack by my security so you could write up a good initial post and then I would respond, A good initial post would be similiar to the one you posted but for a few things: One: It would probably have a 'approved my II' somewhere in it to avoid confusion. two: it would be factually correct (The guards weapons, the location of the branch office, the fact that 2 billion dollars exceeds your nations defense budget (the reason I turned you down in the first place).
Three: my next post wouldn't be me explaining why I'm ignoring your post.

Any way, to correct the other factual error so you can try again, All Nuclear Bank branches are located in heavily populated industrial/economic centers in either II or another nation where no anti nuclear weapons/WMD laws or treaties have passed, so there's no illicit arms trade going on and no branch offices in the middle of nowhere.

salesian: when you first click on international incidents. the first two threads are called 'stikies' and contain information for RPing in nation states, read them

ooc: judging from what I've read, is this thread still open for business deals or has it become a showdonw of some sort between you and other people. Just asking.

OOC; Still open, almost forgot about it for awhile though, I'm back now

Due to the unrelenting and unjust attacks by Welli Ton and the Hippobeast Menace, the Armed Republic would like to purchase 20 nuclear missile launch codes, for a total of $4 billion dollars. Thank you.

A disk has been delivered that contains 20 launch codes and the procedures for using them, please be careful with this information and use it wisely.

TOP SECRET

Message from the Office of the Presidency of the Holy Republic of Omanistan:

Infoclypse Industries

The Holy Republic of Omanistan would like to ask you if you have any nuclear warheads, of any destructive power, to sell us.

We are only looking for the warheads, as the missiles we can make ourselves.

If you do not have warheads, would you be interested in selling us blueprints to enable us to make nuclear weapons?

President Usama bin Laden

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Obviously we have Nuclear warheads, even as morally corrupt as we are, we aren't THAT morally corrupt. In the vein of not being totally corrupt we must refuse to sell you warheads or blueprints, however at the price of $200,000,000 USD we will sell you the launchcodes and protocols for a nuclear weapon in our arsenal.

Do you still have control over the nuclear missiles if I buy the launchcodes?

Do you reserve the right to block an order to launch if you don't want the buyer to say fire on civilians etc...?

Do you get to keep a back up copy of the codes or have the ability ot alter them?

Omanistan is Global Jihad, a fanatical islamic terrorist state. They've cost the lives on at least 20 million people on 2 seperate occasions. If launch codes are sold to them actions to defend this nation may be undertaken.

(OOC) McKagan

That message I sent was TOP SECRET.

How can your nation know of Omanistani desires to get nukes???????

My message was suppose to be OOC.

No offense or anything, but why don't you try a more conventional attack in Saharistan or Rovonia? You've had 0 luck with nukes against the SWC in like 3 attempts.

Well lets see:

McKagan population 350 odd million.

Omanistan population 9 million

Conventional war, Omanistan would be wiped out!

Besides I have ONLY attacked your SWC group once with nukes (Saharistan War)

The other times my plans have been foiled before I could get nukes!!!

Do you still have control over the nuclear missiles if I buy the launchcodes?

Do you reserve the right to block an order to launch if you don't want the buyer to say fire on civilians etc...?

Do you get to keep a back up copy of the codes or have the ability ot alter them?
When A nation purchases launch codes from us, we do maintain full control of the missiles and warheads, we do maintain copies of the launchcodes and can prevent the launch of the missiles if the target is found unacceptable. However, to ensure that a launch cannot be inhibited by morally upright agents operating within the Nuclear Bank or having acquired access to Nuclear Bank computers can inhibit these launches, the only way a launch will be stopped is if it trips the internal launch security codes which are updated on a locked annual schedule. These codes are a list of unaceptable target coordinates that only span populated and sensitive regions of Infoclypse Industries held territory and and territory specified by favored trading partners as unacceptable nuclear targets (only within their own territory) No foreign held non allied population centers are immune to Nuclear strike by any means.

If it is possible, we do not wish for the luanch codes, simply the warheads and/or the uranium, recent Vuhifellian research into space travel has allowed the creation of a limited number of powerful space warships, and thus, we would need the warheads for nuclear tipped shells and the uranium for the power supply.

As previously stated, Infoclypse Industries does not know, nor does it ever expect to sell nuclear warheads.

Bump, More morally questionable storefronts coming soon.

I will purchase 500 launch codes for a total of 10 billion dollars

Payment has already been wired.

A disk has been dispatched with 500 firing codes and the protocols for using them, please exercise restraint with these codes and ensure that they do not fall into the wrong hands.

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SIC:A couple of questions:
Can you handle an order for 1000 launch codes?


Can you fire a low-trajectory mortar lob from an SSBN parked just off a target nation's coasts with a 2MT warhead set for detonation at an altitude of 40km to produce a maximum EMP effect, with an estimated warning time of under 4 minutes?


Is the CEP on your missiles sufficient for silo-cracking operations, so that I would have a credible first-strike capacity?Thanks in advance for discreetly honouring our enquiry.

the answer to all of your questions is: yes. We strive to maintain a first strike capability for all of our customers including depressed angle, silo cracking and airburst/emp capability.

4mo, new stuff is coming soon I promise.

please stand by for the 'One Stop Gene Shop and Agnate Supply co.' a new storefront coming soon from infoclypse Industries

I will like to bank a few nukes.

I'll buy a couple of nukes. Defense is the best. Offense is useless unless they started it (lol).

you both need to specify a number of nuclear weapons before I can give you anything.

The Morally Inferior Master of Disaster has returned, brace yourself for SIN baby

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Encrypted:

We will take 1,000 launch codes. Give them to the man wielding a purple rubber chicken as he reaches you building. We are serious.

Sincerely,

cencered

Unfortunately, a monetary transaction is required before we can release any launch codes to your nation.

OOC: Sorry, Rping enforced.

Encrypted:
The man will have sufficient funds, all of the required 20 billion.

Sincerely,

cencered

Your order has been confirmed, the codes will be encrypted on a portable hard drive, the decryption key will be transferred by encrypted email.

The purple chicken man strides up to the office, hands over the money, and leaves.


Infoclypse Industries:
We appriciate your prompt service, but some of the launch codes semm inappropriate. (excessive 69s) May we have them replaced?

Certainly, please send us a list of unsatisfactory codes and we will replace them. The replaced codes will, of course, be voided to ensure the security of our nuclear arsenal (And to ensure our profit margins...)

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There are three or four huge objects in the deeper part of the seas. Their radar and sonar images are incredibly blurry. It is very hard to pick up on the visual images which you try with cameras. They seem to almost blend into the background. The metal readings you are getting are very staticky-- much denser than regular steel, but they are huge, maybe the size of an aircraft carrier, it is hard to tell. They seem to be a decent distance away. Smaller shadowy images seem to shoot around them at near impossible speeds, possibly faster than any standard torpedo-- the normal speed readings make no sense. Sometimes in groups, flowing into and out of formation. They do not approach closely. They are just there. You have been encountering them somtimes for months at a time. On one occassion you watched as one of them seemed to dive past any standard depth which a submarine should go...

OOC

Explanation: Although it is not stated, our nation is very zealous of our borders, and considers any vehicles in the deep ocean worth tracking. We have a city in the Marianis trench (and are in the process of building two more at similar depths) and a very large number of mobile waterborn arcologies. We have stated we claim the high seas and all of the deep ocean as our sovereign territory (none of our cities are land based) ... Almost any kind of sea traffic is monitored. Ship designs entering our territory are registered in case of future need. Nuclear submarines would be interesting to us. Launching nuclear missiles from the area of the ocean we are in could be problematic at best.

OOC:Please read teh stickies...or explain yourself, or more usefuly, both

bumpage to the extreme

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I wish to order five launch codes for one billion dollars. The money will arrive shortly after confirmation of request. I also demand a meeting between u, you can bring your launch codes and I can bring my money... or should I say my launch codes and your money. However, if you attempt to backstab or cheat me in any way, I will come down on you like white on rice. Please confirm ASAP

Our Representative will meet with you at your pleasure, he will bring the launch codes on an encrypted data disk. The Decrypt will be sent to you after the payment has been confirmed.

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Well you seem to be doing good for yourself. Its nice to know That company is doing well. keep up the good work...Oh and.... Attack Slarchers and take what you can NOW!

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Intersting in buying, but do you take ore for payment?

We take all forms of payment, What kind of ore specifically are we talking about?

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The Honorable Shadow Governor wishes to purchase 500 launch codes, at a cost of One Trillion USD.

DUe to your current budgetary Restrictions, We can sell you 166 launch codes per year over the next three years (ns year=1 rl day). Or, if you are interested in immediatley having 500 missiles available, we can offer you a low interest loan to cover the immediate cost.

Our nation has worked for several decades on nuclear techology, and we believe that if any nation wishes to operate nuclear devices, they should do the same. Not to mention that you offer nations that may have little to no experience with WMDs nuclear weapons.

Be warned-any Infoclypse Industries sub that even touches our nautical borders will be promptly shot down, and that if any further attempts to launch a missle in to our nation continue, we will declare war on both Infoclypse Industries and the nation who paid for the launch codes. We are watching you...

With warning,
The Hon. Vince Emerson
Minister for Foreign Connections

OOC: What about the godmodding factor of this? Any nation can stroll along and get a n00k. You should at least perform background checks, and have restrictions on noob nations that want nukes.

OOC; ooh, I'm officially a security risk... sweet.
IC:
Infoclypse industries is shocked that you would consider our Nuclear Bank as an irresponsible bearer of the nuclear torch. We take great efforts to ensure that the nations that buy our launch codes are capable of responsibly wielding them (OOC: read; capable of paying). We act as an insulating agent, placing a level of seperatio between what could undobtebly become nuclear war mongers and the nuclear weapons they need to wreck destruction.

As to your other concern, our submarines stay wel out of anynations sovereign waters except for the explicit purpose of launching nuclear weapons. If you catch any of our submarines in your sovereign waters, feel free to 'shoot them down' you will be well within your rights to do so.

OOC; ooh, I'm officially a security risk... sweet.


OOC: II, I set you as a security risk when you opened this storefront. In fact I have a policy of nuking you if any of your clients nukes me. Meaning, if I have any IC reason to believe someone nuking me is your client, I respond in kind.

buy from me, all ye poor, nukeless masses, for I shall make you glow in the dark with radiation!

Thsi si a Bump, Everybody Post and Nobody will get hurt

The Secularist Kingdom of Maraque would like to purchase two launchcodes.

Your order has been confirmed, the launchcodes, along with instructions for proper use have been sent via encrypted email, a decryption key will be sent as soon as payment is confirmed

$400 million has been transferred to you in a secure fashion.

payment accepted, the decryption key has been sent via secure sattelite communication

I have returned

BuMP

beginning encryption process...
transmitting...

To: Whom it may concern, Infoclypse Industries
From: General Hussein Garuvanski

Under authorization from the Garouvian Interim Government, I would like to initiate the purchase of launch codes to 10 of the weapons in question. The funds, amounting to a total sum of 2 Billion United States dollars, will be transferred to the secure account immediately upon confirmation of the order.

terminating transmission...
-transmission terminated-

Encrypted
We apologize for the long wait (my computer self combusted...) and as consolation will include a free launch code in your order, which has been confirmed. Please await transmission of the codes via secure lines of communication.