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"Representative Kruger introduces 'Repeal of Russian Discrimination Bill,' bill approved unanimously by Parliament"
by Father Oscar Rios Vallendares


"Today, in a shocking revelation before Parliament, Representative Hans Kruger 'fully admitted' that 'I was wrong, completely wrong, to have introduced that earlier bill. In my zealous hatred of Marxism, I was blinded to the reality that the majority of Russians are not adherents to Marxism. I therefore apologize to all El Caudillans of Russian descent, who will be financially compensated and rehabilitated for their suffering. To atone for my wrongs, I personally drafted the 'Repeal of Russian Discrimination Bill,' which was adopted unanimously by Parliament and signed into law by Chancellor Adolfo Portocarrero.' Polls show that over 99% of El Caudillans approve of this act, so long as it rehabilitates only non-communist Russians, rather than all Russians regardless of ideology."

Vintovia Congragulates the Government of El Caudillo, and notes that with this bill repealed, it would be readily accepted into the Union of Sovereign Off-Topic States.

"We thank you for your support."

--Representative Hans Kruger--

The President of the UoSOTS points out that wereally need new members.

Famous quotes by the Count:

Good job! Don't pass dumb laws like that again.

Due to the socialist paradise that Leafanistan is, all your citizens of Russian decent who were taken to our nation to save them have no wish to return.

I Said We really Need New Members!

Due to the socialist paradise that Leafanistan is, all your citizens of Russian decent who were taken to our nation to save them have no wish to return.

{OOC: That's a bit godmodish, don't you think?}

{OOC: That's a bit godmodish, don't you think?}

OOC: I only got a few out (10,000-15,000) before this was repealed. And since you did treat them literally as dirt, I doubt anyone would want to return. Think about it, would you want to return to that? And we are a socialist paradise where everything is provided for by an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

"Today, in a shocking revelation before Parliament, Representative Hans Kruger 'fully admitted' that 'I was wrong, completely wrong, to have introduced that earlier bill. In my zealous hatred of Marxism, I was blinded to the reality that the majority of Russians are not adherents to Marxism. I therefore apologize to all El Caudillans of Russian descent, who will be financially compensated and rehabilitated for their suffering. To atone for my wrongs, I personally drafted the 'Repeal of Russian Discrimination Bill,' which was adopted unanimously by Parliament and signed into law by Chancellor Adolfo Portocarrero.' Polls show that over 99% of El Caudillans approve of this act, so long as it rehabilitates only non-communist Russians, rather than all Russians regardless of ideology."очень хорошo! ;)

OOC: I only got a few out (10,000-15,000) before this was repealed. And since you did treat them literally as dirt, I doubt anyone would want to return. Think about it, would you want to return to that? And we are a socialist paradise where everything is provided for by an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

OOC: EC, is right. It is godmodish. They are his people, so he can Role-play them coming back to his nation.