The Gyrobot Post, A satire of all ages.
In today's cold, hopeless world. No nation is either caring enough or strong/equal footed enough to deal with them. But maybe I am as delusional as that small 8-50 post nation who start a couple of weeks ago. However there is a way to strike at their leaders without getting wasted or something like that. I have created the Gyrobot post, a collective of nations who has a sense of humor and such to mock, tease or plain insult other despotic/dumb nations with all the punches. If you like to join, please sign up. My first one will be about El Calludio.
Einhauser
12-07-2005, 02:17
Lets see how well you pull off the post.
The Island of Rose
12-07-2005, 02:23
Ah... satire, my favorite. If you do good I might join.
Holy Paradise
12-07-2005, 02:26
1 PWn3d all n00bs with my Ub3r w3ap0n 0f d00m! 1 0wn d3m all n0w! 1 R Ub3r!
El Calludio invades one of gyrobot's colony. (Laughs at the Worker's Regulation Act)
Gyrobot Soldier 1: Damn it, I am sick of this, staying at some piece of land that our leader said has valuable resources. But all I see is a huge forest.
Gyrobot Soldier 2: Hey, you why are you slacking off, Our leader didnt pay his men just so they can mooch off him.
Gyrobot Soldier 1: Forgive commander, but isnt this a mercenary battlion
Gyrobot Soldier 2: What???? Oh yeah our banner, it is upside down. "Goes to Readjust"
Gyrobot Soldier 1: "Looks through bioculars" Holy Shit, ZOMBIES.
Gyrobot Soldier 2: What Zombies? it is 2 in the afternoon dumbass, no undead creature is dumb enough to start eating our flesh during the afternoon it is the vulture's job "Looks through bioculars" Oh they are El Calludian conscripts.
Gyrobot Soldier 1: Well what do we have? We havent go a chance, the rest of our boys went off to "Get Supplies" and never came back. All we got is a couple of pistols and this particle gun which the leader said not to use.
El Calludian Soldier: Surrender you immoral pigs, or we will kill you all "Brings out Ak-47"
Gyrobot Soldier 2: Hit the dirt" Both of the men duck and hear sparks but no bullet holes were seen." Huh "Peers through spying glass" Damnit, their working conditions is so poor that the best weapons they have are plastic guns. Lets Take them down "Both the men shoot and kill most of the men before the retreat"
Gyrobot Soldier 1: That is my last clip if another attack begins we are screwed. Hey let see if they got any food, I am starving and dont want your cooking again
Gyrobot Soldier 2: Hey, "goes off to see what they have" Lets see, refined rat meat, yuck, Shooban bone meal, I will pass, Hell even their beverages are from their own bodies. I heard of cutting costs but this makes my food look good.
Gyrobot Soldier 1: (...How convincing) Alright I have it, Lets just get back to our outpost, maybe we could find some real food there.
Dontgonearthere
12-07-2005, 02:54
DGNT Soldier 1: 11101111011000011010101101?
DGNT Soldier 2: 1010110101101101101?
DGNT Soldier 1: 100011011010110101110101010101 meatbags!
DGNT Soldiers 1 & 2: 1010101010101010101010101!
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 03:21
Leafanistani Super Soldier in Conquered Leafanistani Territory:
:D
LSS: Hello meatbag unit 335, you are listed as terrorist and are currently shooting me to no effect. I will ask you to stop before the bullets bruise my rockhard bone and flesh.
Stupid ass terrrorist: ULULULULULULULULUL!
LSS: I'm sorry, *breaks SAT in half*