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Cannibalistic Cult Raided in Willivine has International Ties With Fast Food Chain.

Willivine
11-07-2005, 19:09
Monday, July 11th, 2005. World News Wire.

The military law enforcement officials in the Theocracy of Willivine made a horrific find today in the early morning hours after a raid on a illegal religious groups compound in the small village of Vulcatan, located on the north coast of the island. So far counting hundreds of small shallow graves, and a few mass ones of ranging sizes from ten to maybe fifty at initial estimates. As well has discovering what one soldier called, “A slaughter house and meat packing complex for human flesh.”, within the compound itself.

The group calling itself the “At All Cost Animal Savior Front” or AACASF came under government scrutiny with the passing of anti-animal rights groups legislation in Willivine. And is reported to follow a strict belief structure where no human can be allowed to eat animals meat. The compound, according to seized documents in the raid, was a part of a plan they called “Turn About is Fair Play” in which they were slipping human flesh into the meat products of other food companies across the globe.

Colonel Sherman Kabashi, who headed up the investigation, gave the following details to reporters during a press conference at Willivine's Military Police headquarters.

“Apparently victims were lured here to Willivine from the tourist resorts on other islands. Being illegally brought over on fishing boats after having been told that they were being brought to a secret harem compound, were they could pay for sexual acts. This of course is false, as prostitution is legal in Willivine, and no such place would have to be secret. Once here, the victims were brought to a bar owned by the AACASF, and drugged. From there they were taken to the compound and from what we can tell, slaughtered while still alive and unconscious.”

Other details such as the number of victims is still unknown so early in the investigation. But the Colonel did elaborate on more details.

“The group took what they could pass off has pork product from the bodies. Then disposed of the rest about the jungle around the compound. From records in the warehouse we learned that the majority of the meat was shipped illegally out of the country to the main processing plant of the “Quicky Oink” fast food chain. We don't have any of those in Willivine. But we have contacted the company and other nations on the matter.”

Quicky Oink, known for their “Pork Chopper” sandwich refused to comment on the matter when contacted by this reporter at their international headquarters. And so far has not pulled any items from their menu, nor put up any notices of the findings in Willivine to their customers.

As more information becomes available, we are sure to find out just how wide spread this horrific conspiracy by a radical animal rights group has moved across the globe.

- Filed by Daniel Burn. Besgana, Willivine.
The Hoth system
11-07-2005, 19:19
After a hasty examination of the socialized meat storehouses, the Hoth Manufacturing Internal Food and Drug Distribution Department has found up to seventy pounds of meat, apparently imported from Willivine, that appears to be human flesh. As a precautionary measure, the comsumption of meat has been temporarily outlawed in the Hoth system and all civilians are to turn over any and all meat products to authorities for examination and confiscation. In addition, all meat imports from Willivine and surrounding nations have been temporarily halted until there is certainty that this cult has been destroyed. The Hoth Manufacturing Corporation assures Willivine, however, that this ban is temporary and in the interest of public safety, and to demonstrate their commitment, sends one thousand Hothian Marines armed with M-4 carbines and Model G Augury-class battle armor along with fifty Apache attack helicopters to aid in the rooting out of these extremists, should any more appear.
PAvP2
11-07-2005, 19:31
The People's Republic of PAvP2 has discovered that's it's uniform K-rations contain meat imported from said country. We are disturbed at this and have banned food imports from this country. We would like to send 3 Earthsaker Cannons, 1,000 Plasma rifles, and 1,000 plasma pistols to aid in your crusade against these vile people.
Willivine
11-07-2005, 20:57
Monday, July 11th, 2005. World News Wire.

As further information becomes available, it appears there may be over twenty such AACASF compounds in the vicinity of the North Pacific. As for their locations and which ones are training camps, or slaughterhouses like the one discovered this morning, Willivine government officials would not say. Only adding “That information shall be passed on to international authorities.”

While the village of Vulcatan, where the compound was located, has become a guerrilla warfare zone this early afternoon. As it appears a large group of AACASF members, and supporters were among the population. One of their first attacks being on the military police still collecting evidence at the compound. And also at the local police headquarters, where several local government officials have been taken hostage. With no word on the hostage's condition, Willivine military forces are going street to street shooting it out with AACASF combatants.

Meeting with recently arrived military forces of The HM Corporate Industrial Zone of The Hoth system, Internal Security General Kahfin extended to them a nations thanks. As he personally saw to their welcoming, turning over a sizable part of the capitol's airport to their operations. And immediaetly having all available information brought to them about the situation in Vulcatan, and on the islands where they know AACASF operations to be conducted outside their borders.

On another note, The Theocracy of Willivine turned down the nation of The People's Republic of PavP2 offer for high end weaponry. In one officials words,

“While we greatly appreciate the offer. Our nation we believe is not ready, or capable to own such devastating weaponry. And feel that we might face more of a detriment to our national security by their being placed here. So we have chosen to diplomatically decline the offer. But still offer our deepest thanks to the The People's Republic of PavP2. And assure them that we are doing all that is possible to assist in the effort of wiping out the AACASF.”

- Filed by Daniel Burn. Besgana, Willivine.
Slovakastania
11-07-2005, 21:28
The Slovakastanian has hereby initiated a trade boycott of all Willivinian products. "We cannot let our food supplies be contaminated with human flesh," GM Thomas McKay stated. A Ministerial decree issued from the ruler officially forced all Oinky Oink food chains out of the country and has initiated a lawsuit for their lack of initiative in banning their products. Following the testing of Oinky Oink products, it has been discovered that they are contaminated with HIV, Ebola, and several forms of tuberculosis that have not been previously known, presumably from the human remains, although Health Minister John McClane was heard to remark, "with fast food, you can never know". Ministry for Disease Control officials have initiated public stomach pumping stations in free clinics and hospitals and temporarily halted all meat trade.

Following the disappearance of Trade Vice Minister Walther Hoffshins in the Willivine area, Slovakastanian government officials have initiated a temporary state of emergency and have ordered military logistics support to the Willivine operations. In this emergency, it appears around 20-30% of Slovakastanians have eaten Oinky Oink recently and over 76% have eaten at food chains also suspected to have been contaminated (note that these restaurants immediately shut down). All fast food restaurants have been locked down by HDC officials, with no one allowed to enter or leave.
Leafanistan
11-07-2005, 21:47
As of this moment, the Leafanistani External Corporate Affairs Bureau has declined Oinky Oink's application to enter our nation as a fast food chain. We are also hearby banning all meat produces from Willivine, it is unknown whether meat has been imported and the LECAB is checking up on it. A meatless week has been declared as Leafanistani officials try to sort out this mess.
Gelfland
11-07-2005, 22:44
the government of Gelfland has offically ordered news of these sites supressed. We cannot allow terrorists to affect our lifestyle
one note of concern, our largest news station recieved a statement from a group known as "Furries for the fair treatment of Animal Rights Activists"
Long have we sought to protect those with vision from those who would silence their message of equality. but this goes beyond reason. It is unfortunate that our group supported the AASACF in the past. we are now taking steps to see that these abominations will not continue.

A ship belonging to this organisation was sighted headed towards Willivine.
our sources indicate there are about thirty individuals, armed with hunting weapons, but caution is advised nonetheless.
Raventree
11-07-2005, 22:55
This isn't spam:

I just clicked on the title of this thread as it appeared on the right side of the nationstates homepage, and took it seriously when I read it. My first thought was "this has to be the most utterly awesome news I've read all year" and I was gonna look it up on google and declare my support for any group promoting eating people instead of animals...then I actually read it again...

...I must be seriously retarded. Excuse me.