Willivine
11-07-2005, 19:09
Monday, July 11th, 2005. World News Wire.
The military law enforcement officials in the Theocracy of Willivine made a horrific find today in the early morning hours after a raid on a illegal religious groups compound in the small village of Vulcatan, located on the north coast of the island. So far counting hundreds of small shallow graves, and a few mass ones of ranging sizes from ten to maybe fifty at initial estimates. As well has discovering what one soldier called, “A slaughter house and meat packing complex for human flesh.”, within the compound itself.
The group calling itself the “At All Cost Animal Savior Front” or AACASF came under government scrutiny with the passing of anti-animal rights groups legislation in Willivine. And is reported to follow a strict belief structure where no human can be allowed to eat animals meat. The compound, according to seized documents in the raid, was a part of a plan they called “Turn About is Fair Play” in which they were slipping human flesh into the meat products of other food companies across the globe.
Colonel Sherman Kabashi, who headed up the investigation, gave the following details to reporters during a press conference at Willivine's Military Police headquarters.
“Apparently victims were lured here to Willivine from the tourist resorts on other islands. Being illegally brought over on fishing boats after having been told that they were being brought to a secret harem compound, were they could pay for sexual acts. This of course is false, as prostitution is legal in Willivine, and no such place would have to be secret. Once here, the victims were brought to a bar owned by the AACASF, and drugged. From there they were taken to the compound and from what we can tell, slaughtered while still alive and unconscious.”
Other details such as the number of victims is still unknown so early in the investigation. But the Colonel did elaborate on more details.
“The group took what they could pass off has pork product from the bodies. Then disposed of the rest about the jungle around the compound. From records in the warehouse we learned that the majority of the meat was shipped illegally out of the country to the main processing plant of the “Quicky Oink” fast food chain. We don't have any of those in Willivine. But we have contacted the company and other nations on the matter.”
Quicky Oink, known for their “Pork Chopper” sandwich refused to comment on the matter when contacted by this reporter at their international headquarters. And so far has not pulled any items from their menu, nor put up any notices of the findings in Willivine to their customers.
As more information becomes available, we are sure to find out just how wide spread this horrific conspiracy by a radical animal rights group has moved across the globe.
- Filed by Daniel Burn. Besgana, Willivine.
The military law enforcement officials in the Theocracy of Willivine made a horrific find today in the early morning hours after a raid on a illegal religious groups compound in the small village of Vulcatan, located on the north coast of the island. So far counting hundreds of small shallow graves, and a few mass ones of ranging sizes from ten to maybe fifty at initial estimates. As well has discovering what one soldier called, “A slaughter house and meat packing complex for human flesh.”, within the compound itself.
The group calling itself the “At All Cost Animal Savior Front” or AACASF came under government scrutiny with the passing of anti-animal rights groups legislation in Willivine. And is reported to follow a strict belief structure where no human can be allowed to eat animals meat. The compound, according to seized documents in the raid, was a part of a plan they called “Turn About is Fair Play” in which they were slipping human flesh into the meat products of other food companies across the globe.
Colonel Sherman Kabashi, who headed up the investigation, gave the following details to reporters during a press conference at Willivine's Military Police headquarters.
“Apparently victims were lured here to Willivine from the tourist resorts on other islands. Being illegally brought over on fishing boats after having been told that they were being brought to a secret harem compound, were they could pay for sexual acts. This of course is false, as prostitution is legal in Willivine, and no such place would have to be secret. Once here, the victims were brought to a bar owned by the AACASF, and drugged. From there they were taken to the compound and from what we can tell, slaughtered while still alive and unconscious.”
Other details such as the number of victims is still unknown so early in the investigation. But the Colonel did elaborate on more details.
“The group took what they could pass off has pork product from the bodies. Then disposed of the rest about the jungle around the compound. From records in the warehouse we learned that the majority of the meat was shipped illegally out of the country to the main processing plant of the “Quicky Oink” fast food chain. We don't have any of those in Willivine. But we have contacted the company and other nations on the matter.”
Quicky Oink, known for their “Pork Chopper” sandwich refused to comment on the matter when contacted by this reporter at their international headquarters. And so far has not pulled any items from their menu, nor put up any notices of the findings in Willivine to their customers.
As more information becomes available, we are sure to find out just how wide spread this horrific conspiracy by a radical animal rights group has moved across the globe.
- Filed by Daniel Burn. Besgana, Willivine.