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We are declaring war on the Holy Republic of Killer Tongs for the theft of our currency as well there offensive national flag of my special cousin Mortimer. The Rogue Nation of Evil Sandusky Ohio is currently mobilizing it's troops. Woodchip factories have started production of giant toothpicks to attach to our battle Hum V's. We are angered by your insensitivity and we will be putting it to an end.

signed by Chancellor Evil Ray Leota

OOC: First off NEVER start wars for OOC reasons and if you want tongs to be punished post in the Moderation boards about there flag and money stealing

OOC: These aren't OOC reasons, they're IC. Check their national flag.

Although we do share the same currency, your cousin Mortimer was the only person to share his idea for our national flag, everyone voted to take his idea and thus we got rid of a voting system. We will meet your force on the battle field. Our arms factories are making flame throwers to combat your giant tooth picked humvees. We are loading our planes with the worst soda thinkable to drop on your puny nation! How dare you declare war on us! Every last pikachu we have will be sent to burn your woodchip factories! Stand down now or you will be removed from the map!


Your friends mothers sons grandpa,
Marven.

OOC: you should read this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416823) (link) for better reasons to declare war, because these are just as bad as OOC reasons. read this (link again) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035) for all possible information on RP'ing on Nationstates. Good Luck!

You shall regret your decision in fighting Evil Sandusky Ohio. we have already constructed rafts that could hold several tooth-picked Hum V's and they are all sailing towards your country to skewer your people like the plaque on your disgusting teeth. We will eat all of your spaghetti and we won't even finish it. We'll just ask if you want some and then when you say "yes", we will through it in the garbage. Ha Ha ha Ha.

You suck

OOC: Yes but it id related to your RL cousin

The Commonwealth of Kethorgon will stop this war by sending 25000 AK-74 armed and kevlar armored units

We hope for peace

We would also like to mention that we are sending clowns infected with the sars virus

You fool! We don't even know how to spell spaghetti..oh wait..yes we do but we don't eat it you fool! Your pitiful rafts wont even make it to us because we are a land locked country! We have the vaccine for sars! and we will soon have a vaccine for evil asian clowns!




Your friends mothers sons grandpas dad,
Marven.

OOC: how many solders do you have? the base pop is 5 mil btw

We are being attacked by a third party. I wish people would just let us slaughter each other in peace. Now we must join together to fight a new and evil threat (although not as evil as Evil Sandusky Ohio). It is the nation of Kethorgon.

P.S. The whole thing about asian clown thing is racial profiling and that's wrong.

I agree this third party must be stopped. I will arm your clowns with flamethrowers to put on your toothpicks. My Door-to-door Insurance Salesmen will fight along side your clowns to defeat this intruder. Soda will be spilled this day!





Grand Door-to-door Insurance Salesman,
Your friends mothers sons grandpas dad,
Marven.

You both have a 5 mil pop, how many units will you lo-use

OOC: Is this closed, it sounds like a group of friends doing something together but I could be wrong. If it is closed feel free to ignore this

IC:
The New Empire of Scellia wishes to inquire why the nation of Kethorgon is going to attack these other two nations, as they seem to have made peace between them when they were threatened by you. Are you planning on continuing this aggression or allowing them to do what they wish. They obviously want to do what they are doing without support, as they are now united against you.

OOC: i don't even know these people so no its not

IC: Reply to Scellia: we want to teach them a lesson so they won't be so hasty in making war

OOC: if you don't reply soon i will RP anyway

The Commonwealth of Kethorgon withdraws from the war

If they're people wish war, then it is their choice no matter how stupid. Perhaps if a significant portion of either population resented the decision for war then I could see intervention, but as it is there is a mutually agreed upon war. It is their right to do incredibly stupid things voluntarily, unless their population protests and then it becomes suicidal tryanny. Since you withdrew it doesn't matter, through I might intercede if these large protesting groups materialize/

OOC: If some large group on either the Evil Ohioans or the Killer Tong doesn't support this war they should speak up, otherwise I'll take that to mean that your populations support this war in reality and not as propaganda.

OOC: I would like it to be known that all the reasons he went to war with me are IC reasons and they are not Real, It is not really his cousin!