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Over 500 communists crucified in El Caudillo

El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 00:36
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"500 worshippers of the Devil crucified by our righteous leaders"
by Father Oscar Rios Vallendares

"Today, in his latest defense of Christianity, civilization, and justice, our God-fearing chancellor, Adolfo Portocarrero, rightly ordered the crucifixion of 500 adherents to the Marxist-Leninist faith promulgated by Satan. In a righteous, heroic act, he condemned 500 of these subhuman sickly humanist followers of the Devil to a death they rightly deserved. PIDE agents justly tortured the putrescent pigs for hours on end, in retaliation for their crimes against Jesus Christ. Their fingernails and toenails were ripped out, electric shocks were applied to certain areas, their fingers and toes were broken, their eyes were gouged out, and they were beaten by billy clubs before being skinned alive and crucified. To them we must give our heartfelt thanks, for their beautiful act was truly an honorable homage to Christ."
The Conservative Union
10-07-2005, 00:40
We soundly applaud this action against the communist threat, though we (publicly) denounce the process of torture as being barbaric, no matter how justified.
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 00:46
So God's will is ripping out sinners' fingernails rather than forgiving them? Taking human sacrifices rather than bestowing His mercy upon them? Truly, the Antichrist must have deceived all of your nation's people as prophecied in the Holy Scriptures. I pray that the Day of Judgement comes soon.
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 00:47
beautiful act

Charming...
Gramnonia
10-07-2005, 00:48
Bravo! I congratulate your chancellor for standing resolute in the face of the devil-spawn known as Communism. I hope your nation will be able to maintain its resolve and eradicate Communism for all time.
El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 00:48
Kreynoria']So God's will is ripping out sinners' fingernails rather than forgiving them? Taking human sacrifices rather than bestowing His mercy upon them? Truly, the Antichrist must have deceived all of your nation's people as prophecied in the Holy Scriptures. I pray that the Day of Judgement comes soon.

"Communists are not humans, they are demons sent by Satan."

--Friedrich Erhard, Minister of Justice--
El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 00:49
Bravo! I congratulate your chancellor for standing resolute in the face of the devil-spawn known as Communism. I hope your nation will be able to maintain its resolve and eradicate Communism for all time.

"May God bless your nation for its fear of God and contempt of communism."

--Reynaldo Salazar, Minister of Diplomacy--
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 00:50
"Communists are not humans, they are demons sent by Satan."

--Friedrich Erhard, Minister of Justice--



And God still promotes torture? Or the use of the punishment that killed so many a martyr?
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 00:52
worshippers of the Devil



And aren't communists supposed to be atheists? There is a difference between Satanism and atheism.
El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 00:53
Kreynoria']And God still promotes torture? Or the use of the punishment that killed so many a martyr?

"Nowhere in the Bible is the torture of monsters condemned."

--Salazar--
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 00:54
"Nowhere in the Bible is the torture of monsters condemned."

--Salazar--


Nowhere in the Bible is it promoted, either. Have we not been granted the commandment "Thou shall not kill?"
Hogsweat
10-07-2005, 00:56
El Caudillo, you are a great RPer, you have alot of potential, but I don't see why you waste your time making these threads. I would very much like to read something more creative from you, because at the moment II is spammed with genocide threads and it's really getting boring now. My 2 pence ;)
Beth Gellert
10-07-2005, 01:00
Talk between the two Igovians with time enough to read such petty rags as the Daily Crusader comes to the subject of just where in the world these lunatic states keep finding all these undesirables, Marxist-Leninists in this case. "I can't tell a Leninist by looking at him on the street" says one, "and if he knows that I have an army out to kill Leninists, he doesn't generally volunteer the information."

More than that, it is felt that the draconian measures in effect are clearly not working if so many Marxist-Leninists can be readily found for the killing. Thousands more of them, and countless of more progressive bent must exist in the nation. El Caudillo soon shall tear itself apart.
El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 01:03
Kreynoria']Nowhere in the Bible is it promoted, either. Have we not been granted the commandment "Thou shall not kill?"

"It means 'thou shalt not kill' humans, not demons. Moreover, the Old Testament clearly approves of capital punishment. Instead of poring over the scribes of your dark master, why not crack open a Bible, you Christless jackal?"

--Salazar--
[NS]Kreynoria
10-07-2005, 01:11
Who are you to interpret the Scriptures?! When Moses gave us the commandment in stone, it said, "Thou shall not kill," not, "Thou shall not kill humans." Moreover, the capital punishments inflicted by the Israelites were sins, punished by the division and fall of Israel and Judah.
Doomingsland
10-07-2005, 01:37
Kreynoria']Nowhere in the Bible is it promoted, either. Have we not been granted the commandment "Thou shall not kill?"
If you properly read the Bible, you would find that that particular commandment states 'Thou Shalt Not Murder', not 'Thou Shalt Not Kill'. In otherwords, we may kill if given a proper justification.
The Parthians
10-07-2005, 01:41
Kreynoria']Who are you to interpret the Scriptures?! When Moses gave us the commandment in stone, it said, "Thou shall not kill," not, "Thou shall not kill humans." Moreover, the capital punishments inflicted by the Israelites were sins, punished by the division and fall of Israel and Judah.

It matters not the religious justification for the said act, by the rule of the divinely appointed monarch, be he Shah or Emperor, the ruler is given absolute power to rule as he wishes it because he is appointed by the forces of heaven. In other words, I or Emperor Anastasio can do whatever the hell we want, including killing creatures of Ahriman.

-Shah Khosru III
Joseph Seal
10-07-2005, 01:42
The Imperial Seal Federation is appalled by El Caudillo's actions, and condemns them. The emperor reminds the leader of El Caudillo that Christ taught to love your neighbor as yourself, or to love your enemy. Christ also did not torture demons, only drove them out, completely the opposite of what you are doing.

The nation grimly laughs at your pathetic interpretation of the Bible.

-Arfus Sealous: Emperor of Joseph Seal
El Caudillo
10-07-2005, 01:43
It matters not the religious justification for the said act, by the rule of the divinely appointed monarch, be he Shah or Emperor, the ruler is given absolute power to rule as he wishes it because he is appointed by the forces of heaven. In other words, I or Emperor Anastasio can do whatever the hell we want, including killing creatures of Ahriman.

-Shah Khosru III

"Well put, your Majesty."

--Emperor Anastasio VI
Hakurabi
10-07-2005, 02:17
(OOC: Idea from Gandhi's Autobiography)

"Marxist Bretheren! I beseech you! Do not fear El Caudillo! Do not let them murder you where the masses cannot see! Offer yourselves to the butcher's knife! Show them you are not only willing to kill for your cause, but to die for it!"

-Illegal Flyer distributed around known homes of said political agenda.


(OOC: The trouble with this is that it would have the most effect only in real life, as NS is but a statistical game. The best way to react is to think how you would feel if your next door neighbours burned themselves to death in the middle of the street in protest.)

(OOC2: And yes, I understand this is purely IC.)
Sanctaphrax
10-07-2005, 10:14
*yawn*
Condemn in the strongest terms.... yada yada yada.... genocide is evil.... blah blah blah.... desist at once.... etc etc.... more drastic action....
Latiatis
10-07-2005, 10:34
While we share your hatred of communism, we are disgusted by your horrible acts of torture. Communist or not…Satanist or not…they are human and do not deserve such treatment.

-Dictator Allessandro of Latiatis-
FutureEngland
10-07-2005, 11:07
OOC: may i remind all people against El Caudillo that he has some very big and powerful allies like me

IC: Message to El Caudillo

Although we dont necessarly like what you are doing we stand by you and applaud your acts to rid your nation of people you do not want to reside in it however wouldn't it be better than to kill them strip them of all their possessions and set them onto forced labour with no homes or anything

End Message
Dostanuot Loj
10-07-2005, 11:12
"Communists are not humans, they are demons sent by Satan."

--Friedrich Erhard, Minister of Justice--


Would it not then be the responsibility of the Church, State, and People of any nation to leave these "demons" alone for God and his Angels to deal with? Are you not going against the All Mighty by taking the work of Michael upon yourself, and thus elevating yourself to the level of an Archangel?
You and those running your nation are sinners to the hightst degree. I pray Michael and the All Mighty will have mercy for your misguided souls when you reach Limbo.

- Cardinal Samuri Casseus, Head of the Catholic Church of Sumer
The Lone Alliance
10-07-2005, 11:14
The Lone Alliance, in anger of your acts of Mass murder, and of your includment in the Anti Communist League, declares open season on All merchant shipping of El Caudillo. All Merchant shipping in international waters, that are enroute to El Caudillo will be turned away or looted by our elite Torpedo boat unit.
Alexonium
10-07-2005, 11:23
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"500 worshippers of the Devil crucified by our righteous leaders"
by Father Oscar Rios Vallendares



Emir Alex II condemns such actions, and has declared an emargo against all Cuadillian goods, as well as faxing a xerox of his ass over to the Cuadillian reignme with 'F*** you' written over it.
Undelia
10-07-2005, 11:28
Official Statement of Chancellor Franklin Eldy of the Corporate Overlordship of Undelia

While recognizing El Caudillo’s need to rid itself of Communism. The Overlordship wishes to suggest that a better course of action would be forced labor camps. Why kill them when you could get a great deal of free labor out of them? Also, the Overlord wishes to express His concern over EL Caudillo’s justification for such acts. Surely their danger to proper society is reason enough to punish them. They need not justify it with the Christian God.
Vespeterium Minor
10-07-2005, 11:37
Woah, El Caudillo, while the Family always supports the eradication of the Red Menace, crucifixtion seems a little on the barbaric side. We have no choice but to condemn this because even we don't take part in these strange sacraficial ceremonies. We will not trade with you unless you find a less sadistic way to kill your communists.
Paulo Von gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
St Heliers
10-07-2005, 11:43
The Nation and People of St Heliers would like to express a profound apathy at the torture/death of communists.
Roania
10-07-2005, 13:58
This is a Divine Imperial News Network Special Announcement:

His Holiness Patriarch Dionysius II of the Roanian Catholic Church has blasted the nation of El Caudillo for its perversions of the holy word of Rome. "It is a sad day for mankind when the book of truth can be twisted to kill and destroy innocents. Does it not say, 'Turn the other cheek'?" The Patriarch shook his head sadly and then refused further comment.

Meanwhile, the Divine Imperial Government also has its eye on El Caudillo when it was reported that mass atrocities took place there in the name of Christ. His Most Divine Illuminated Majesty's Foreign Affairs Minister, Nikita Zaklin, had this to say. "Change your ways, people of El Caudillo. Or we will be forced to take action."

It is unknown as of yet what action might be taken against the puissant little nation. Options rumoured to be explored include napalm, conquest, and an assassination of the leadership and an appointment of democratic advisors.

In more important news, a small rabbit today gave birth...
The Parthians
10-07-2005, 17:32
Woah, El Caudillo, while the Family always supports the eradication of the Red Menace, crucifixtion seems a little on the barbaric side. We have no choice but to condemn this because even we don't take part in these strange sacraficial ceremonies. We will not trade with you unless you find a less sadistic way to kill your communists.
Paulo Von gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

I agree, it is a bit barbaric. Forced labor puts them out of the public eye and interest, and if they outlive their usefulness, you can throw them in depolymerization vats to turn their corpses into artificial petrol and mix whats left of that with some other stuff and grind it to make fertilizer.

-Shah Khosru III
The Reformed SU China
10-07-2005, 17:52
We soundly applaud this action against the communist threat, though we (publicly) denounce the process of torture as being barbaric, no matter how justified.
How the hell are communist and Luciferians[devil worshippers] :confused: related? Communists don't belive in god[or Satan] OK.
El Caudillo
12-07-2005, 17:11
~bump~
Rovonia
12-07-2005, 17:26
From: The Republic of Rovonia

To: El Caudillo

The Republic of Rovonia supports the sovereign right of El Caudillo to treat it's anti-national and anti-God elements in the manner that the authorities of El Caudillo see fit.

Remember that Marxism is a evil threat to ALL nations and ALL humans. Rovonia urges all nations not to aid the evil forces of Marxism, for if you help them, that would not spare your nation from their wrath and they will destroy you regardless of what mercy you show them.

Rovonia would like to extend it's hand of friendship and solidarity to the nation of El Caudillo and would like to open talks on a military and economic co-operation treaty.

Rovonia also promises total war and destruction to any nation that acts to destroy or coerce the nation of El Caudillo.

Once again we stand by El Caudillo and may God bless their nation for acting in accordance with His laws.

President Voltan Dior
The Red Temple
12-07-2005, 18:06
"You know," said the King of the Red Temple, smiling wickedly, "I find it not a little amusing that el Caudilho of El Caudillo chooses to execute Marxists in the exact same fashion as the Romans executed his beloved Christ. That's even more ironic given that Jesus told his disciples to feed the poor while el Caudilho does the exact opposite.

"You have to wonder whose example they really want to follow, that of Jesus or that of Pontius Pilate. My money's on Pilate.

"Still, they do manage to keep life from getting boring, so there's something to be said for their antics..."
The Conservative Union
12-07-2005, 18:11
Take it from a nation that learned its lesson, El Caudillo: don't be overly beligerant with the communists, they can be a bit touchy and may invade based on unfriendly comments you make.
El Caudillo
12-07-2005, 19:57
From: The Republic of Rovonia

To: El Caudillo

The Republic of Rovonia supports the sovereign right of El Caudillo to treat it's anti-national and anti-God elements in the manner that the authorities of El Caudillo see fit.

Remember that Marxism is a evil threat to ALL nations and ALL humans. Rovonia urges all nations not to aid the evil forces of Marxism, for if you help them, that would not spare your nation from their wrath and they will destroy you regardless of what mercy you show them.

Rovonia would like to extend it's hand of friendship and solidarity to the nation of El Caudillo and would like to open talks on a military and economic co-operation treaty.

Rovonia also promises total war and destruction to any nation that acts to destroy or coerce the nation of El Caudillo.

Once again we stand by El Caudillo and may God bless their nation for acting in accordance with His laws.

President Voltan Dior

"We are heartened to find another God-fearing, anticommunist nation devoted to the Biblical principles espoused by Jesus Christ. We would welcome an alliance with you with open arms."

--Reynaldo Salazar, Minister of Diplomacy--
Vintovia
12-07-2005, 19:58
The Minister for foreign affairs would like to point out that the people of Rovonia are not god-fearing. They have killed 17 million civillian Vintovians.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 20:04
Leafanistan condemns this act of genocide. El Caudillo is hearby banned from all our storefronts. And an economic embargo is to be placed on El Caudillo.
The Island of Rose
12-07-2005, 20:07
Ah they were right, this is Roach-Busters! Look at the link to the flag and you'll see why.
Jenrak
12-07-2005, 20:24
OOC: My god, you must be kidding. Are you serious?

IC:

I have no political preference nor do I seek that of political schism with inherent religious beliefs an answer, but I do applaud El Caudillo on their display of ruthless control to their ideals. I am not abbhorent to communists nor their different ways, but I do enjoy watching the tactical move you have recently done to the masses to instil your own views.

-Arborgard.
Doomingsland
12-07-2005, 20:29
Ah they were right, this is Roach-Busters! Look at the link to the flag and you'll see why.
OOC:I'm pretty sure he already admitted it awhile ago.
Praetonia
12-07-2005, 20:33
The Parliamentarian
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"In a somewhat shocking, yet unsuprising move, the Government of El Caudillo has announced the brutal murder of 500 suspected Communist agitators without trial last night. The announcement was greeted with various statements of outrage and approval from around the world, as the El Caudillan Government released various further statements supporting their actions and thanking allies for their support in their self-proclaimed moral crusade against the Communist 'daemons'.

"This action itself is not to be unexpected - the rise of pyschotically and ineptly Governed nations around the world has been known for some time - the real shock is the justification given by the El Caudillan Government, and the shocking failure of foreign Governmental organisations to adequately destroy it. The stated basis of this action has been that Communists are 'daemons' and are not only, therefore, exempt from any protection under Christian commandments, but are also subject to immediate destruction in the most vile of ways. Let us examine this.

"Firstly Jesus is quoted as saying, in the Bible, that 'It is easier for a camel to apss through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the gates of heaven." Furthermore, Jesus is quoted instructing rich men to immediately give all of their money to the poor and socially deprived members of society in order to gain salvation. If Jesus was not a Communist, then he definately had Socialist leanings. Secondly they fail to understand the basic meaning of Christianity and its teachings. ''Vengance is mine,' sayeth the Lord'. In both the New and Old Testaments, the Lord clearly states that He alone has the right to judge those who inhabit the moral realm, and only He has the right to take life.

"El Caudillo may or may not be justified in their hatred of Communism, and they may or may not be justified in saying that the men in quesiton were bent on the overthrow of El Caudillan society as it stands, but it is clear that they should at least be consistent, and in future give these people fair trials and then humanely execute them. It should be clear to all the civilised peoples of the world that any Government should at least be consistent in its stance and, where possible, seek to go through due process first even if it is to achieve the same ends, and not to use the legal system as a method of vengence over neccessity for the protection of the public and of society as a whole. Something we are sure that El Caudillo will not do.

"Our own Imperial Government has long since stopped commenting on these random acts of rampant barbarism and injustice. So much the better. The need for attention seems to be the only reason that states such as El Caudillo not only put on these theatrical shows of barbarism in the first place but also openly, deliberately and blatantly publicise them in the international press. For the Government of El Caudillo, the Parliamentarian will say only this: Your people will only put up with so much."
The Island of Rose
12-07-2005, 20:42
OOC:I'm pretty sure he already admitted it awhile ago.

Obviously I wasn't alerted!
Jenrak
12-07-2005, 20:45
Neither was I.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 20:59
OOC: I'd just like to ask, what is with the recent splurge of $genocide against $race/$poltical belief ?
Praetonia
12-07-2005, 21:00
OOC: I'd just like to ask, what is with the recent splurge of $genocide against $race/$poltical belief ?
[OOC: Because people are:

1) Bored.

2) Unimaginative.]
Allemande
12-07-2005, 21:07
as the El Caudillan Government released various further statements supporting their actions and thanking allies for their support in their self-proclaimed moral crusade against the Communist 'daemons'.Hold on! I thought that he said these were "Communist demons"?!? If they're actually runaway services (daemons, well, certainly he needs to kill them, although a less dramatic method might have been chosen... ;)
Allemande
12-07-2005, 21:10
OOC: I'd just like to ask, what is with the recent splurge of $genocide against $race/$poltical belief ?"Splurge"? My dear sir, El Caudillo is dependable about such things; he's the "Old Faithful" of human rights abuses...
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 21:16
"Splurge"? My dear sir, El Caudillo is dependable about such things; he's the "Old Faithful" of human rights abuses...

I mean in general, there are like 2 more of these a day. Praetonia actually made sense. *cookie fro Praetonia*
The Lone Alliance
12-07-2005, 21:30
Alliance News-
In keeping with their earlier statement. Today the Lone Alliance seized an El Caudillo fishing boat through force. Though upon boarding they found that there was nothing of worth due to the government taking the entire ship's supplies. Being worthless, the Scout boat had no choice but to let it go because it was too small to keep. In other news there was a rain shower.
Leafanistan
12-07-2005, 21:38
Alliance News-
In keeping with their earlier statement. Today the Lone Alliance seized an El Caudillo fishing boat through force. Though upon boarding they found that there was nothing of worth due to the government taking the entire ship's supplies. Being worthless, the Scout boat had no choice but to let it go because it was too small to keep. In other news there was a rain shower.

Secret IC:

From: The Office of Naval Intelligence
To: The Lone Alliance

Our official position is neutrality, but we wish to support you. We offer you a 50% discount on your first purchase in our storefront, and a 15% allied discount from then on. Use it to make sure you can keep making El Caudillo shipping rot in hell.

[END]
Gyrobot
12-07-2005, 23:28
Praetonia, I applaud you of your speech and also to start responding to El Caudilo's despotism, I have began a series of satires directed at despotic nations, preferably El Caudilo. I sugguest if you wish to berate or to mock him or his allies in satirical sense, then this topic is recommend.
Allemande
12-07-2005, 23:30
Praetonia, I applaud you of your speech and also to start responding to El Caudilo's despotism, I have began a series of satires directed at despotic nations, preferably El Caudilo. I sugguest if you wish to berate or to mock him or his allies in satirical sense, then this topic is recommend.BTW, Parthian Idiot (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427949) is now a hit album in Allemande. Thanks!
Gyrobot
12-07-2005, 23:35
Well I am glad you enjoyed doomsday's new album. Their record manager will offer to go perform at your nation at a reduced price. Ready the dummies of the Emperor of El Caudilo, they will burn them midway through the concert.
Allemande
12-07-2005, 23:44
Well I am glad you enjoyed doomsday's new album. Their record manager will offer to go perform at your nation at a reduced price. Ready the dummies of the Emperor of El Caudilo, they will burn them midway through the concert.Kewl. We'll arrange a concert in the infield during the Allemande National Grand Prix (a 48 hour endurance race along a 27.3 km track - approximately 352 laps [more or less]; doubles as an Oktoberfest celebration). Can we use 20 metre dummies?
Hellborne
12-07-2005, 23:45
El Caudillo, this is a blatant act of hipocrisy by your national government. Christianity should never be used in such a barbaric way. Your country offends both communists and christians alike and such acts shall not go unpunished...
El Caudillo
13-07-2005, 00:39
Ah they were right, this is Roach-Busters! Look at the link to the flag and you'll see why.

I'm not Roach-Busters. I know him IRL, but I'm not him.
Leafanistan
13-07-2005, 00:58
I'm not Roach-Busters. I know him IRL, but I'm not him.

OOC: Then how come you have his IMG links?

About this concert, can it be broadcast on Leafanistani National Television as part of the "Rock against Evil" concerts taking place worldwide?
Allemande
13-07-2005, 01:08
OOC: Then how come you have his IMG links?

About this concert, can it be broadcast on Leafanistani National Television as part of the "Rock against Evil" concerts taking place worldwide?Hey, it's a free country! Televise what you want. :D
Leafanistan
13-07-2005, 01:12
Hey, it's a free country! Televise what you want. :D

ROCK ON! :p
El Caudillo
13-07-2005, 01:49
OOC: Then how come you have his IMG links?

About this concert, can it be broadcast on Leafanistani National Television as part of the "Rock against Evil" concerts taking place worldwide?

He doesn't have time to go online, so he gave his photobucket page and everything else on the computer to me.
Gyrobot
13-07-2005, 01:59
Kewl. We'll arrange a concert in the infield during the Allemande National Grand Prix (a 48 hour endurance race along a 27.3 km track - approximately 352 laps [more or less]; doubles as an Oktoberfest celebration). Can we use 20 metre dummies?

As long as the messafe is sent, we dont care if the dummie is big or small.
Vespeterium Minor
13-07-2005, 11:13
We'd like to fund this concert with around three billion USD. That is on one condition. You advertise our products during the acts.
Allemande
13-07-2005, 14:31
We'd like to fund this concert with around three billion USD. That is on one condition. You advertise our products during the acts.It's a private event, so that would be fine if the sponsors approve it (and $3G should guarantee that), unless the ads would be illegal (like trying to sell junk bonds to old ladies or such). Of course, beyond our borders (i.e., on the satellite feed) you could advertise anything you want.

What were you planning on advertising?
Vintovia
13-07-2005, 14:41
The Vintovia National Broadcasting Company would like to Broadcast Any concert. But we would have to broadcast a dovumentary about Communisim first,as according to our national anti-bias laws.
Leafanistan
13-07-2005, 16:03
The Vintovia National Broadcasting Company would like to Broadcast Any concert. But we would have to broadcast a dovumentary about Communisim first,as according to our national anti-bias laws.

As a socialist nation with communist elements we would love it if you visited the paradise that is Leafanistan, and show that genocide and imprisonment is not how to control a populace. It is providing what people need, making the people strong, and serving the people. And our government does just that, without slaughtering hundreds. Please film Leafanistan as an example of how if managed correctly, communism will behave.

Signed,
Leafanistani Bureau of Tourism.
Vintovia
13-07-2005, 16:06
VNBC has sent a documentary crew to Leafenstan in conjunction with The discovery Channel. We hope that our Socialist Nation can learn from fellow Socialists.
The Parthians
13-07-2005, 18:00
As a socialist nation with communist elements we would love it if you visited the paradise that is Leafanistan, and show that genocide and imprisonment is not how to control a populace. It is providing what people need, making the people strong, and serving the people. And our government does just that, without slaughtering hundreds. Please film Leafanistan as an example of how if managed correctly, communism will behave.

Signed,
Leafanistani Bureau of Tourism.

Perhaps you will allow our advertising for textiles and SUVs made in Parthia? Or perhaps our wonderful industrial products.

-Lord Rostam Teymorian, CEO of Teymorian Holdings and Manufactures
Vespeterium Minor
13-07-2005, 18:24
What were you planning on advertising?[/QUOTE]

Oh, just several thousand DRUGS!!! Only joking. Just simple appliances such as cars, our TV channel and our travel company. And weapons????
The Arctic Badlands
13-07-2005, 18:48
Damian Duman, emperor of The Arctic Badlands, sat in his office, smoking a cigarette and reading the latest international news. After finishing an article about the latest UN resolution, the "500 communists killed" article immediately caught his attention.

"Ah, some good news! I'm glad to see somebody is taking care of those crazy commies."

Emperor Damian quickly read through the article. "Though I don't agree with Christianity, I applaud the leader of this nation for his action". He hits a button on his desk calling one of his aides in. The aide rushed in and saluted the emperor. "Yes, sir," he asked. "Send a message to the leader of El Caudillo," he said, "and tell him I applaud his action against those commies. Ask him to talk with Mister Freeman, my minister of foreign affairs. I'd like to exchange embassies and possibly set up some sort of alliance. Also, let him know that if he ever needs any help taking care of some commies, The Arctic Badlands has El Caudillo's back." The emperor dismisses the aide.
The Lone Alliance
13-07-2005, 20:29
In another act of their blockade, another Lone Alliance ship boarded a transport bound for El Caudillo, after boarding they promptly ate all of the food on board, stole half of the supplies, and left. The monentary value of said supplies will be put to good use. They also left a note saying, 'your leader is a buck toothed Dingbat.'
Allemande
13-07-2005, 20:41
Oh, just several thousand DRUGS!!! Only joking. Just simple appliances such as cars, our TV channel and our travel company. And weapons????Well, you're not going to generate much in the way of sales by offering tanks (or even Hummers) to our citizens, but it you think world leaders will be tuned in, go for it!
Vespeterium Minor
13-07-2005, 22:30
Yes, the weapons are maybe a bad idea at a 'Rock against Evil Concert' where many of those watching will be pro-peace. I'll have a rethink about that.