NationStates Jolt Archive


n00b Conspiracy Investigation

Holy Paradise
08-07-2005, 21:40
Official Statement to the World from President John Holtz of Holy Paradise:
"Fellow nations and peoples. In recent times there has been talk of a n00b conspiracy across the world stage by plaguing us with their idiotic rambling and consistant stupidity. Therefore, the country of Holy Paradise has created a temporary committee that will investigate this conspiracy. All nations may join. I shall represent Holy Paradise in this committee. The committee shall be known as the N00b Conspiracy Investigation Committee, or the NCIC. The Committee will meet in 20 RL minutes at the Holy Paradise Convention Center. Thank you.