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So any of you fancy some war?

It's like a bloody love-in in this place.

"Ooh, lets all get along"

Lets not. Lets have a war.

OOC:
Not such a good first post.
We have lots of newbies who come in and post...well...stuff like this, although generaly not as well spelled.
Theres lots of wars out there, go jump in on one of the ones currently going on. Or find somebody idealogicaly opposed to your nation and declare that they shall receive smackdown.
Just make sure they arent a billion plus nation, otherwise thou shalt receive the smackdown.

OOC:
Not such a good first post.
We have lots of newbies who come in and post...well...stuff like this, although generaly not as well spelled.
Theres lots of wars out there, go jump in on one of the ones currently going on. Or find somebody idealogicaly opposed to your nation and declare that they shall receive smackdown.
Just make sure they arent a billion plus nation, otherwise thou shalt receive the smackdown.

I havent the time to trawl through a load of meaningless posts. I dont want to join in some pointless war anyway. I mean what's the point of having a nation if you cant go to war to better yourself? Not fighting is tantamount to a lack of ambition.

FACT!

Surely there are some Americans in? They love a bit of war.

Sure David Brent, I'll have a war with you. Kabooooom! I win! Hooray!

*hits VM on the back of the head with an aluminum baseball bat*
WHANG!
I win :P

:D Who needs nukes when you have an aluminium baseball bat?

Some rather delusional people here.


Where are the americans? they're stupid but they love a good war.

AND i have loads of oil at my disposal.

AND i have loads of oil at my disposal.

NOW you've got the interest of the Americans :D

Im American, and I have no desire to invade your backwater little nation.
I do have a desire to hit you with this bat though.

This site is full of Americans. I don't know how you're not finding any, but oh well.

Not all Americans like war, and some hate the oil industry just a much, so if you are implying that all American's want to go to war for oil, you are disillusioned.

Not all Americans like war, and some hate the oil industry just a much, so if you are implying that all American's want to go to war for oil, you are disillusioned.
I was only joking man.

DGNT and VM this is the sort of thing that this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=430577) here is trying to gid rid of, this guy seems like he's willing to learn, so stop spamming and teach him the ways of the world.

EDIT: no it wasn't

Im American, and I have no desire to invade your backwater little nation.
I do have a desire to hit you with this bat though.

Backwater little nation?

I'd surprised, what with you being a Yank, that you have any idea of the geography of the world outside the borders of the US.

Good luck with that bat though. I'll just rustle up something with 4kg of plutonium that'll do a bit more damage...

Ok. Well I wasn't quite sure, and actually the war for oil thing pisses me off about Bush also.

Not all Americans like war, and some hate the oil industry just a much

Course you do. You're really just the World Police...

Kaduna, Why did you think this was my Puppet?
and, btw, don't let this escalate into an USA vs. World thread.

a mucho's grievous misread on my part, muchos apologies

Wait a minute (I'm not an American by the way). Saying that all Americans are stupid is like saying all Muslims are terrorists. You can't tar all people with the same brush.

Backwater little nation?

I'd surprised, what with you being a Yank, that you have any idea of the geography of the world outside the borders of the US.

Good luck with that bat though. I'll just rustle up something with 4kg of plutonium that'll do a bit more damage...
DGNT feels the need to point out that your nation consists of 125 million rather poorly dressed serfs, whereas Dontgonearthere consists of some 4.2 billion rather badly dressed serfs.
I could russle up the massive biochemical and nuclear arsenal I have...but no.

Anyway, walking out now before this becomes a flamewar...

Who's puppet is he then?

Course you do. You're really just the World Police...


OOC: This isn't the General forum. Keep all real world discussion out of I.I. please.

Who's puppet is he then?

i don't know, all i know is that this is exactly what AMG was warning against, stop spamming this thread and try to teach the poor little bugger

You're right. I read the Thread from AMF, and i Agree with it, but sometimes you forget it (Just like me.)

I could russle up the massive biochemical and nuclear arsenal I have...but no.



Except you wouldnt know how to use the 'arsenal' you have. I on the other hand would. Unless you'd like to tell me how a plutonium bomb works and prove me wrong?

Wait a minute (I'm not an American by the way). Saying that all Americans are stupid is like saying all Muslims are terrorists. You can't tar all people with the same brush.

If Robert Kilroy Silk can do it, so can i

Robert Kilroy got fired. Plus the guy's a complete moron. Oh wait, correlation! Isn't that great!

Robert Kilroy got fired. Plus the guy's a complete moron. Oh wait, correlation! Isn't that great!

Did your english teacher not introduce you to the concept of 'Irony'?

Did your English teacher not introduce you to the concept of capital letters?

Did your English teacher not introduce you to the concept of capital letters?

Keyboard malfunction. If that's the best you can do, you clod, then leave now. Otherwise come up with something half-witted even.

No bitch, I'm not leaving. I'm not the one who feels the need to come on a website, like an attention seeking little prick. 'Oh look at me I'm a terrorist, I can handle plutonium, all Americans are stupid'. Nobody cares what you're saying, nobody gives a damn how racist you are and nobody gives a toss about your worthless opinions. So why don't you go and log on the BNP website and stop wasting everybodies time?

Keyboard malfunction. If that's the best you can do, you clod, then leave now. Otherwise come up with something half-witted even.
or You Clod, you scounder, you boundred, you fool! We are so insulted

No bitch, I'm not leaving. I'm not the one who feels the need to come on a website, like an attention seeking little prick. 'Oh look at me I'm a terrorist, I can handle plutonium, all Americans are stupid'. Nobody cares what you're saying, nobody gives a damn how racist you are and nobody gives a toss about your worthless opinions. So why don't you go and log on the BNP website and stop wasting everybodies time?

Time of the month, I take it?

Why would I join the BNP? I have no interest in their views.


And when did I say I was a terrorist? Sounds like the kind of propaganda Hitler would come out with VM. Twisting the truth to garner support against a perceived enemy! I suppose you hate all Jewish people too?

And where is your evidence that Americans are stupid? By the way, you can be intelligent and ignorant at the same time. You're the second one.

No bitch, I'm not leaving. I'm not the one who feels the need to come on a website, like an attention seeking little prick. 'Oh look at me I'm a terrorist, I can handle plutonium, all Americans are stupid'. Nobody cares what you're saying, nobody gives a damn how racist you are and nobody gives a toss about your worthless opinions. So why don't you go and log on the BNP website and stop wasting everybodies time?
If that's the best you can do, you clod, then leave now.
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