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Culpeper Virginia Invades Gyrobot!

Culpeper Virginia
03-07-2005, 16:06
After officially declaring war on Gyrobot, President Frankie Stockes has attacked gyrobot with 100,000 marines, 250,000 Army paratrooper 100,000 Army foot soldiers, 56 bombers, 97 fighter jets, and 6 neclear subs! There are also 600,000 more troops preparing to attack when necessary and 15,000 special forces troops behind enemy lines! Gyrobot beware!!!... For the end is near!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
The Toreador Clan
03-07-2005, 16:14
OOC: Please read the sticky: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035. Don't just make a daft situation dafter; you're obviously not stupid.
Space Union
03-07-2005, 16:18
After officially declaring war on Gyrobot, President Frankie Stockes has attacked gyrobot with 100,000 marines, 250,000 Army paratrooper 100,000 Army foot soldiers, 56 bombers, 97 fighter jets, and 6 neclear subs! There are also 600,000 more troops preparing to attack when necessary and 15,000 special forces troops behind enemy lines! Gyrobot beware!!!... For the end is near!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:

Congratulations! You've won the n00b award of the year!

That is the biggest godmod I've seen for a while. You only have a population of 62 million. Now lets see you have an entire military of 3,100,000 (5%). You say that you have 1,065,000 ground troops! The minimal logistics are 1 soldier to three logistics so you 3,150,000+ logistics. Boy your army is more than your entire military. Than you have to have an air force and maybe an navy. You can't support either of them and neither can you support your army.

Also at 5% of your population your economy just collapsed. Your people are starving to death and your goverment should be near collapse and a civil war is immenant. At war time I would suggest only 3% of your populaton.
Culpeper Virginia
03-07-2005, 16:22
Culpeper Virginia has sent 11 battleships to the coast of Gyrobot to stop any naval activity and just in case a ship sneaks out Culpeper Virginia has placed 57 submarines in random areas in the ocean!!!! :D
Ghargonia
03-07-2005, 16:26
OOC: Whose puppet are you, Culpeper Virginia?
Lone Alliance Colonies
03-07-2005, 16:51
(O.O.C) He's just pissed because Gyrobot tried to Annex him and a bunch of other countries. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429601)

(To bring the odds back to logical estimations.)

After officially declaring war on Gyrobot, President Frankie Stockes has attacked gyrobot With:
10,000 marines,
10,000 Army paratrooper
30,000 Army foot soldiers, 16 bombers, 57 fighter jets, and 2 neclear subs! There are also 50,000 more troops preparing to attack when necessary and 1,000 special forces troops behind enemy lines! Gyrobot beware!!!... For the end is near:
For the end is near!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Culpeper Virginia has sent 1 Battle ship and 4 Cruisers to the coast of Gyrobot to stop any naval activity and just in case a ship sneaks out Culpeper Virginia has placed 8 submarines,5 Destroyers, and 18 Torpedo boats in random areas in the ocean!!!! (Culpeper Virginia Torpedo boats are very useful when used right, Plus they only need 16 people to run!)

I'm not Godmoding over him, I'm just making it logical. But to make up for it.

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Lone Alliance Colonies Declares forceful blockade on the shipping of The Recanic republic of Gyrobot, allying with the Nations of Sephrioth and Culpeper Virginia. All Transports heading To or from Gyrobot, will be turned back or it will be removed of the majority of it contents by Boarding.
Space Union
03-07-2005, 17:03
Culpeper Virginia has sent 11 battleships to the coast of Gyrobot to stop any naval activity and just in case a ship sneaks out Culpeper Virginia has placed 57 submarines in random areas in the ocean!!!! :D

Like I said you don't have enough people to man those ships. Hell sakes, you can't even fill your entire army up. Gryobot don't event try. He's a godmodder.
Sanctaphrax
03-07-2005, 17:12
*a pub somewhere in Sanctaphrax*
The man seemed angry now, and launched a toothpick at the screen. The submarine with "Culpeper Virginia" across the side seemed to hover for a moment, then slowly sank, bubbles rising from the toothpick sized hole in the side. A couple of hundred toothpicks later, there was nothing.
Sephrioth
03-07-2005, 17:13
the sephrioth empire claims the right to anex gryobot
Talaax
03-07-2005, 17:51
The Empire of Talaax, seeing no further benefit in protecting and exploiting Culpeper Virginia, has broken off all diplomatic ties. The Empire is no longer concerned with the fate of Culpeper Virginia.
Gyrobot
03-07-2005, 18:25
Gyrobot was well aware of how they will sneak behind enemy lines to flank them and ordered the boarders to be tightly guarded, Gryphon Patrols are sent to ensure no one sneaks in alive, Imp, Mephit, Javelineer Battlions stand in guard on the boarder ready to defend the city if needed. Meanwhile Manticores in the city stood in guard for aircraft. Trebuchet artillery cannons are also on the front lines hidden and well ready to defend themselves. Then they thought to themselves that their numbers are too many and as a result fired the IGNORE rounds at them causing the armies of Culpeper to vanish.

OOC: Ignored, Culpeper, whatever you do, nothing will hit.