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Gyrobot Verbally Annexes Culpeper Virginia, Hiigaria states, medellina and VM

Gyrobot
02-07-2005, 21:33
This is a statement sent by the leader of Gyrobot

As you may know I have already sent telegrams about how you will either fight like real men and realistically and not rely on blantant tactics or be annexed by our glorious goverment. Well it is time to tell you what are the terms to prevent and consenquences of not complying to my terms.

-Both sides of the warring nations must either fight and give a reasonable and feasible count of their men, their military or invading/defending force must be at least reduced to 5% of their general population. Failure to do so will result in annexation

-Their writing and such must contain no stickies or hard to read materials as the generals and the international will consider this an insult to their intelligence, this is simple to follow.

Here are the consquences of Annexation

-Our nation and any nation who will strike them will not spare any mercy towards the nations. We will come in full force and are well prepared for your attacks

-Nations that are annexed will have their government removed and replaced with puppet rulers or be directly ruled by the nation's leaders

-any form of resistance will be crushed and will be sent to El Calludio and their allies for cheap labor.

-Citizens will not receive benefits or priveledges of the annexing nations. They are also exempt from the UN human rights charter, They can be exported to El Calludio or their allies if the government desires to.

This is our statement, comply or this face will certainly befall you.
Credonia
02-07-2005, 22:14
Official Statement from the Credonian Secretary of State Lauren R. Smith

The President of the United States of Credonia and myself are deeply disturbed by the demands being made by your nation. You cannot simply annex nations who are in conflict with each other and possibly expect to get away with it under the eye of the international community. Furthermore, the terms of such annexation as stated by your nation is in conflict with international laws, which is the reason why Credonia is, from this moment forward, forcefully involving itself in this conflict. Should your nation go through with such an annexation, Credonia will have no choice but to take certain actions against you to ensure that the national sovereignty of the nations that you claim to be annexing are not infringed upon. Credonia will take any and all necessary steps to ensure this. If the nations in question are in conflict with each other or with your nation, Credonia demands that a more peaceful solution be sought out or we will have no choice but to deem this act as an act of imperalism and will take the proper and necessary steps to put an end to it. Mark my words, you do NOT want Credonia to get involved militarily. We have never lost a war and we dont plan to start anytime soon, should it come to that.

Signed,

Lauren R. Smith
Secretary of State
Department of State
United States of Credonia
Vespeterium Minor
02-07-2005, 22:32
Hello Gyrobot. Do you mean me by VM. Glad we had this talk. See ya soon Gyrobot.
Gyrobot
02-07-2005, 23:12
It is just to say we are watching them, it is how they ridiculously waste money that even banks to raise funds for battle(some from my nations) are beginning to complain about the war.
Vespeterium Minor
02-07-2005, 23:23
Huh, which war? There are about 60 going on at the same time in this place.
Zactarn Prime
02-07-2005, 23:28
Vespeterium our war needs to end. We must send Crafts to the Sky Fortress but we need to merge into the space time continuim.
The Toreador Clan
02-07-2005, 23:29
It is just to say we are watching them, it is how they ridiculously waste money that even banks to raise funds for battle(some from my nations) are beginning to complain about the war.

Curious. Surely you should have said 'we are watching you' rather than 'these are the terms you must abide by lest we annex you'? The latter certainly doesn't sound much like 'we are watching you'; indeed, it sounds far more like a threat than anything else.

I wonder as to the reason for your terms. You are, as previously demonstrated, a nation with some problems to work out. I believe your last declaration of war included two made-up words; 'godmoding' and 'RPer', to be specific. Your latest threat to various nations includes some equally-perplexing reasoning. Firstly I wonder why you are threatening annexation over the size of their armed forces. Why must they have 5% or less to prevent annexation? This is an intriguing proposition, one that is normally made after annexation in my own experience. Certainly, there are serious economic concerns with any significantly larger army -- but these are the economic concerns of the nations in question, not yours, and it is their sovereign right to decide on that. In fact if you were to leave them to it, their nations would likely collapse internally, saving you any trouble. But I see no reason as to why a threat of annexation will urge them to decrease the sizes of their forces -- it seems more likely to me that a threat of military action will spur them to increase the sizes of their forces.

And I am not sure what you mean by "their writing and such must contain no stickies". Would you care to explain?

Signed,

Molyneux

Prince Molyneux of the Toreador Clan
Vespeterium Minor
02-07-2005, 23:34
Hahahahahahaha. Zing!!! I think by stickies he meant this :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: although I don't think they are called stickies.
Space Union
03-07-2005, 00:22
I am deeply disturbed by your acts of imperialism, Gryobot. For that reason I will back my ally, Credonia, in her presuit against evil nations such as yourself. I will commit military force if nessessary to take your nation down. Unless you withdraw your statements and halt your action we are prepared to do what we think is right. We will make this clear one way or another. Thank You.

Signed,
President Harsimran Mann
Capitalist Republic of Space Union
Vespeterium Minor
03-07-2005, 11:00
And I'll take on board what you say when you learn to spell and use grammar correctly. As pointed out previously(by the Toreador Clan), not many of your sentences actually make much sense.
Gyrobot
03-07-2005, 13:15
Yes I admit, I am at a fault as well. Let say my earlier days in the forum world taught me grammar and spelling is a mandatory requirement. Some sites will take little toleration on this. But I am trying to follow the old saying: "Speak Softly and Carry a big stick and you will go far".

As for the 5% minimum of Armed forces, I am simply stating that their armies are way to huge for their armies to uphold. Some of the nations that I mention dont have a great economy. It will definately cost them their economy if they go overkill.
Tanthan
03-07-2005, 13:49
Yes I admit, I am at a fault as well. Let say my earlier days in the forum world taught me grammar and spelling is a mandatory requirement. Some sites will take little toleration on this. But I am trying to follow the old saying: "Speak Softly and Carry a big stick and you will go far".

As for the 5% minimum of Armed forces, I am simply stating that their armies are way to huge for their armies to uphold. Some of the nations that I mention dont have a great economy. It will definately cost them their economy if they go overkill.

OOC: Future-tech forces are an exception to this rule if you rely on droid power. Many of the future-tech nations here have very high technology that allows a very small manned crew to be on a ship, or sometimes none at all. This can greatly curve it so that 1% or less of the military is manned. The advantages are so great that you can cut logistics by 90%-95% even when you remove the food, and water supplys and replace them with fuel.

I currently use this system for small logisitical support, which few RPers use, but they are the main lifelines of your army. The tactics from Alexander really tell it best about an army that has no support will quickly fall. (As a modern-tech nation I fed on the destruction of my enemies and cut supplies by 60-80%, cities were always a bonus which my entire army could use existing structures for defense and boarding. Never underestimate your surroundings in future-tech either! Land combat offers so many bonuses then the cold vac. of space.
Lessir Tsurani
03-07-2005, 14:14
OOC So your annexing them because they have not quite understood Rping yet? Such a shame. You have crossed the line, withdraw the statement, or the entire Might of the Empire will be brought down apon you.
Tanthan
03-07-2005, 14:23
OOC So your annexing them because they have not quite understood Rping yet? Such a shame. You have crossed the line, withdraw the statement, or the entire Might of the Empire will be brought down apon you.

Uh...you might want to read the other posts...cause declaring war for OOC reasons is laughable.
Culpeper Virginia
03-07-2005, 15:58
Culpeper Virginia declares war on Gyrobot! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: Our reason is for these horrible threating messages from them! We are shocked theat someone would make these idiotic demands! We will crush them!

Officially signed, Frankie Stockes
Halberdgardia
03-07-2005, 17:23
OOC: Culpeper...stop with the smilies. You're going to piss people off if you keep smilie-spamming your posts with all the shoot-'em-up smilies.
Brydog
03-07-2005, 17:35
We declare war on Gyrobot for their unreasonable demands.
Gyrobot
03-07-2005, 18:06
Culpeper's way of war was what enticed me to strike him down in the first place.
Sephrioth
03-07-2005, 18:08
post in our thread gyro
Gyrobot
03-07-2005, 18:32
New announcement for the nations mentioned in my statement to the exception of Culpeper Virginia,


Gyrobot has declared that he will retract his statement about annexation of their nations. He felt that the recent actions was too harsh and that he will exempt them and all future new players in NS. He also plan on giving them a very acceptable finiancial and dimplomatic compensation for his high handed actions.
Vespeterium Minor
04-07-2005, 11:36
Thank you. And the spelling and grmmar thing wasn't an insult, just a suggestion. You alright you crazy guy.

And Culpeper Virginia, you crazier than anybody I've ever met. I think I've seen you declare war on every thread I've been in. Hmm, you're gonna get crushed sooner or later.
Tannenmille
04-07-2005, 12:08
Hell, I've seen only one of his posts and I already want to crush him.
Valshare
04-07-2005, 12:44
OOC While it is true to declare war on people for OOC reasons, remember, to declare war on them he would have to do it IC, then we can hurt him.