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I HAVE JUST DECLARED WAR :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: ON THE HOLY REPUBLIC OF OUZ!!!!! MY REASON IS TO LIBERATE THEIR PEOPLE FROM ISLAMIC FANATICS IN THEIR GOVERMENT. THEY EXPRESS EXTREME ISLAMIC IDEAS EVEN IN THEIR NATIONAL SLOGAN!!! IT SAYS, " FOR THE TURKISH WORLD- FOR ISLAM WORLD- FOR BUFFY WORLD." I MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS MADDNESS BEFORE IT'S TO LATE! SO I ASK YOU TO UNITE WITH ME TO CRUSH THEIR NATION!!!



SIGNED,


PRESIDENT FRANKIE STOCKES, LEADER OF CULPEPER VIRGINIA

Yeah sure, it might be quite fun. On the otherhand it might be catastrophic and deadly but, meh.

I must ask that you hold off until you can determine whether they are a threat to you.

Quiet peacemonger.

I HAVE JUST DECLARED WAR :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: ON THE HOLY REPUBLIC OF OUZ!!!!! MY REASON IS TO LIBERATE THEIR PEOPLE FROM ISLAMIC FANATICS IN THEIR GOVERMENT. THEY EXPRESS EXTREME ISLAMIC IDEAS EVEN IN THEIR NATIONAL SLOGAN!!! IT SAYS, " FOR THE TURKISH WORLD- FOR ISLAM WORLD- FOR BUFFY WORLD." I MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS MADDNESS BEFORE IT'S TO LATE! SO I ASK YOU TO UNITE WITH ME TO CRUSH THEIR NATION!!!



SIGNED,


PRESIDENT FRANKIE STOCKES, LEADER OF CULPEPER VIRGINIA

"Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" hardly classifies it as an "oppressive" "fanatic" state.

You've only been around a short while, and you've attempted to declare war on two nations (just this week).... Agaisnt states which have not been seen in much military opposition.

You may want to point that "oppression" and "fanaticism" finger back at yourself... Human.

"Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" hardly classifies it as an "oppressive" "fanatic" state.

You've only been around a short while, and you've attempted to declare war on two nations (just this week).... Agaisnt states which have not been seen in much military opposition.

You may want to point that "oppression" and "fanaticism" finger back at yourself... Human.

Agreed. Should you proceed to war, The Fallen Races will proceed to move to the defense of Ouz and other allies under attack.

Bahahahahahahaha. You! Mwahahahahahahahaha.

Alright then we withdraw our support.

Didn't we deal with you yesterday, spammonger?

:rolleyes:

On general principle, somebody ban this guy, delete him, do something other than send him a nasty letter.

I Oficially Declare War Against Ouz and their allies.

"General Firhnaken, Are Your N-23S squadrons prepared to execute air superiority missions over Ouz to clear the way for our heavy bombers? Yes Sir, green squadron, red squadron clear the way for the bombers!

Hello! My name is Konstantin the Senator from HIIGARIAN STATES in to the Senate of Argindia. We will join your army and people to destroy there land! :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Thee Bombers Were Prepared. But there was one problem. thet hadn't received the go ahead." General Firnakhen You're Cleared" "yes sir". as the bombers prepared to take off there was an explosion, destroying a few and leaving some inactive."it must be a missile this is too dangerous. we cannot risk our troops for this war!" All Troops And Aircraft, Withdraw.


The minutely disturbed anarchy of defuniak officially declares neutrality in this conflict.

Can't you talk this out first? Try to make him treat his citizens better and if he refuses attack...I guess...But give him the chance to cease sinning before his retribution comes.

Can't you talk this out first? Try to make him treat his citizens better and if he refuses attack...I guess...But give him the chance to cease sinning before his retribution comes.

No, just no.

The Army of Free Hiigaria States Come to help but maybe he is right why we must kill the people we need to kill the bad one's not the people why are maybe good. But if no we have many artiliri! And how the song go's - Artileristi! Den pobedi idet blize i krovi budet mnogo no Argindia nasa Rodina budet Zit! Tak budet den kogda my wosli w istory! Kill that heal!

Are free confederacy was attack! The people are trying to save are free Rodina. But it no us. Today the armies of the enemy come to east capital Stronghold and Fort Nelson. There was a bombardment of the Senate in Empire City and Citadel.
Point of the enemy is to hold the capital of Hiigarian States Empire City and Holy City. This city's are the biggest cities in this land's. And we as the people of free
will not go out of the war! Because this pig's must die! For Rodina and it's friend's!!!!!!!!! YRA! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge:

I wish that the gun smilies never existed....

In a 20 to 0 vote the Lone Alliance declares war on The Armed Republic of Culpeper Virginia until, the corrupt war mongering government reforms. 1st 2nd and third Bomber Battalion has been dispatched. The 1st Airborne division and the 10th Close combat Air group has been deployed to The holy republic of Ouz.

In today news of Empire City. The Senator David Dawson has a speach
-Brother and Sister's in this day's we have a great problem the freedom of are country. In this land we are free but there are the evill enemy why think that why think that he can take are freedom and are land's! But we will fight for the last moment! For Rodina!-

A suicide bomb has exploded in Culpeper Virginia's capital city Frankie City and killed 162 civillians. President Frankie Stockes is outraged saying " An attack on military is one thing, but an attack on a country's innocent civillians is another! We will get to the bottom of this maddness!" The suspect is a terrorist group from Ouz called Soo-Sang-Suei and Culpeper Virginia has launched a major offensive in west Ouz where the suspects are said to be hiding.


This just in..... The leader of terrorist grup Soo-Sang Suei has taken credit for the suicide attack on Frankie City!!!

the Culpeper Virginia senate has declared war on the Lone Alliance and is prepareing to attack with 150,000 Marines on the ground and is preparing 50 bombers to destroy the enemy!

Does Ouz know that you're attacking him?

When asked to comment, The Medellinan president turned to his large crowd of supporters and assured them...

" :gundge: :gundge: ! :mp5: :cool:

...

...

:fluffle: "

The crowd erupted into cheers.


For those with a dry sense of humour, yes, this is sarcasm.

You shot them all then kissed them? What an odd man. Even slightly more insane than I.

The Scottish Union asks that all parties cease in comabt operations for a
period of 72 hours. Parties are asked to attend a peace summitt in
Shester. Further loss of life can be avoided. Please reply.


Kelly McHampston
Ruling party Shester

OOC:First off it's 7/16'' between the caps lock and the "a". Learn to use shift every once in a while.

IC: The President of Kazaki applauds The Medellinan president on his GREAT speech! He agrees heartily.

You're all insane. But what the hell.

The Chairman of the Family Vespeterium turned to his slaves.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
:mp5: :mp5: Ah, stop, you're killing us!
:fluffle: :sniper:
The slaves burst into applause (or flames, depending where you were standing).

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429410

It appears something happened.

President Frankie Stockes gave a beautiful speech insuring his nation that they will win the war even if attacked!! he sayed, " We will emerge winners from this horrible battle! We are going to the heart of the lone alliance to destroy them! :gundge: The crowd erupted into smiles :) and applause!!!

The Hive is of the opinion that we should :sniper: these :fluffle:ers until they :mad: so we dont all end up :headbang: ing

Culpeper Virginia has rounded up 36 prisoners who will be execcuted :eek: :gundge: tomorrow!!!

Well we accept this and would like to :sniper: the prisoners for :fluffle: in public :eek: which is strictly illegall in the Merry Old Oppressive Republic of Oz.

Culpeper Virginia is preparing a nuclear weapon to be dropped on Ouz if any hostilitys continue! :D

DGNT has deployed 13,000,000,000,000,000,000(,000,000,000) Liquid Metal Gnomes to Culpeper Virginia, these will eat his leadership and all cheese in his nation.
They are invincible. You will be assimilated.

Culpeper Virginia has deployed 162,000 marines, 98,000 army soldiers, and 30,000 special forces soldiers to annialate the enemy! :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :gundge: :gundge:

Culpeper Virginia has deployed a nuclear sub to the coast of DGNT and another to Ouz!!!!! :) ;) :eek: :D

Culpeper Virginia has deployed a nuclear sub to the coast of DGNT and another to Ouz!!!!! :) ;) :eek: :D

Scarry, I'm glad a warmongering state like yours is too primitive to get near the Republic...

We'll be looking forward to seeing your in several centuries, once you've advanced enough....

The Fallen Races has launched the Vorpal Blade Class LSD starship, and is headed for the Holy Republic Of Ouz. This vessel can destroy anything except for a nuke (it can only burn out the destructive components.)

The Lord of the Protectorate has declared outright war against Culpeper Virginia, and both upper and lower class armies are on the march to the nation. 500,000 in the upper class, armed with gatling lasers and energy armor, as well as the 500,000 in the lower class, wielding magic. They are prepared to sacrifice themselves for the good of the world order and peace.

OOC: Guys? Did we not JUST have a thread about how NS would be a better place if we just ignored the posts of n00bs like this one, so they wouldn't continue their stupid antics? For God's sake.

But its entertaining to watch them make asses of themselves!

Lone Alliance Forces Withdraw their Air force from both Culpeper Virginia and Ouz. Lone Alliance Colony forces have been deployed to aid The Protectorate of The Fallen Races.

(O.O.C. Noob wars are fun.)

Ah I am gonna verbally annex these punks like how Automag did it with Call to Power.

Edit: I sent an TG to warmongering nations in this topic. Either start RPing properly or lets just say, you will wind up like the Shoobans (Ask the Parthians and they will give you an clear explanation)

Yeah, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Some time travellers go back in time and alter the land structure of Ouz to make it smaller and easier to invade.

Wow, this thread is crap.

Why of course. I don't think that it was intended to be serious (though I may have misunderstood that).

Liberal Robenia kills everyone and blows up the world...

for the sake of counter terrorism, of course

I am glad to help you, I dedicate my best forces to the struggle!
:mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

:gundge: :gundge:

And I'll dedicate my worst forces to the struggle. Sends in the 'Pensioner Squad'.

OOC: Culpeper Virginia, for your own good, please read the International Incidents Consolidation Sticky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414035) and the guides it links to. Learn how to roleplay properly, please, so that you don't declare war on someone because of their national saying. I guarantee you will have a much better experience in NS if you learn how to RP properly.

OOC EDIT: Another helpful link: Euroslavia's Consolidated Help Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414152). And The NationStates Orientation Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398818).

To everyone else: stop feeding the n00b before the mods come and lock this thread. Which I'm actually wishing they would come and do.

He's right. I wouldn't know of course!