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I Austin, of Lind Land, is declaring a war on the world and I'll sniper all your troops and kill every nation. I will slave your men who surrender and I will burn your houses (in the game) and I'll make a full scale war on the world! Whoever doesn't want to die, FIGHT ME or I'll dictate all. All Dictated Nations will be spared! :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Offiacial Tonissian Response: Silly N00b NS Is for Older Kids

And your in the wrong forum

Moved. UN->II.

OOC: :rolleyes:

Not another one! Tell me again, why does every n00b feel the need to start declaring war on the world!?

Go somewhere else, if you wanna pull this kinda crap. Role-play correctly or leave us alone.

The Holy Empire laughs at your attempt at world domination. our military could easily wipe out your entire nation.

Bad mod action! This will only send out a message that such behaviour is allowed! The topic ought to have been locked. This isn't worthy of II. But since a MOD insisted on it being here...

The Republic of Kryozerkia laughed mockingly at the stupid little insignificant puny nation.

Upon high command's orders, a barrage of anti-n00b missiles are released, striking the nation of Lind Land, killing thousands if not at least a million of the foolish people who have decided to elect Austin as their leader.

Back in the republic, there is much rejoicing as Lind Land is now forced to rebuild and submit to the power that is Kryozerkia.

(Now THAT's godmodding! - yes, I know, but I had to! I never have and this is my chance to do it once!)

To: Lind Land
From: The High Command

When did the other 5 world wars take place? and why weren't we informed?

(OOC - Yet another Noob to pollute our glorious forums... There should be a noob test or somthing

Question 1 - Are you awsome (please tick the most appropriate)

A = Im ok, suppose
B = Well, I am quite Cool
C = Not really, I suck at everything
D = y34h, !m t3h b!g R0x0r5!!!1111Ctrl+alt+1

Ticking D would result in a sudden and sharp electric shock)

Kraven - do your math first!

If this is war 7, then there ought to have been 6 beforehand.

The actual ruler of Lind Land was assasinated and replaced with a sliver some time ago, in fact I rule over Lind Land, so I'm not sure what is wrong with the puppet I installed to rule this puny nation.

OOC: I've always wanted to retro-actively conquer a country.

To: Lind Land
From: The High Command

When did the other 5 world wars take place? and why weren't we informed?

(OOC - Yet another Noob to pollute our glorious forums... There should be a noob test or somthing

Question 1 - Are you awsome (please tick the most appropriate)

A = Im ok, suppose
B = Well, I am quite Cool
C = Not really, I suck at everything
D = y34h, !m t3h b!g R0x0r5!!!1111Ctrl+alt+1

Ticking D would result in a sudden and sharp electric shock)

My selection in bold.

To: Lind Land
From: The High Command

When did the other 5 world wars take place? and why weren't we informed?

(OOC - Yet another Noob to pollute our glorious forums... There should be a noob test or somthing

Question 1 - Are you awsome (please tick the most appropriate)

A = Im ok, suppose
B = Well, I am quite Cool
C = Not really, I suck at everything
D = y34h, !m t3h b!g R0x0r5!!!1111Ctrl+alt+1

Ticking D would result in a sudden and sharp electric shock)

OOC: Even better: have an IQ test as a mandatory part of registration. You have a certain IQ or above, you're allowed to create a nation. You don't meet the IQ level...you don't get a country. That ought to keep most n00bish-types out, methinks. <<shrug>>

OOC: Even better: have an IQ test as a mandatory part of registration. You have a certain IQ or above, you're allowed to create a nation. You don't meet the IQ level...you don't get a country. That ought to keep most n00bish-types out, methinks. <<shrug>>
Question:
It's your first day on the forums, what is the first thing you do?
A) Look around and read the stickies
B) Participate in a discussion
C) Make a proposal in the UN then promote it. trying to justify why sovereignity is important
D) Declare war on the world because you know you're invincible
E) Declare war on the UN because you've always wanted to
F) See how many posts you can make in under an hour regardless of relevance

By selecting A or B, you're automatically granted entry.

C gets you on probation

D or E gets you nothing but DEAT

F the mods decide...

I declare to make the Rebels with Jedis and stuff. And dudes with Goo launchers. VIVA LA RESISTANCE

They cannot get us in our bomb shelter

:headbang: :D :) :rolleyes:

For the record, the Sixth World War was the third anti-GDODAD war, per The New NationStates Super Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5626417&postcount=3).

The Holy Empire laughs at your attempt at world domination. our military could easily wipe out your entire nation.

HAHA, Dude, seriously, have you seen this guys nation. He says hes going to take over the world with 6 million people. My 40 million soilders and sepcial opps goo launchers :gundge: will cream him to a pulp.

HAHA, Dude, seriously, have you seen this guys nation. He says hes going to take over the world with 6 million people. My 40 million soilders and sepcial opps goo launchers :gundge: will cream him to a pulp.

OOC: it saddens me to see one almost as foolish as the first.(I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but if you are my statement is negated, I hate the internet...)

HAHA, Dude, seriously, have you seen this guys nation. He says hes going to take over the world with 6 million people. My 40 million soilders and sepcial opps goo launchers :gundge: will cream him to a pulp.


How can you have 40 Million troops when your Population is 40 Million? That is one hell of a godmod if you ask me. Rule of thumb is for nations under 1 Billion to use 5% of their Population for their military. I'm over 1 Billion so i just use 25 Million people (17,302,000 Active and 7,698,000 Reserve).

How can you have 40 Million troops when your Population is 40 Million? That is one hell of a godmod if you ask me. Rule of thumb is for nations under 1 Billion to use 5% of their Population for their military. I'm over 1 Billion so i just use 25 Million people (17,302,000 Active and 7,698,000 Reserve).


OOC: Shaz, you'll hurt his head, he'd have to think to figure that out, be nice to the n008s 0f 1337 d00m.

OOC: Shaz, you'll hurt his head, he'd have to think to figure that out, be nice to the n008s 0f 1337 d00m.
OOC:

Heh.

Thats why i just use Microsoft Excell. Just type in your population, and in a cell below it, use a forumula to multiply the population by .05

Forumula i used ----> =(E1*.05)

I Austin, of Lind Land, is declaring a war on the world and I'll sniper all your troops and kill every nation. I will slave your men who surrender and I will burn your houses (in the game) and I'll make a full scale war on the world! Whoever doesn't want to die, FIGHT ME or I'll dictate all. All Dictated Nations will be spared! :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Official message from the Republic...

The Republic is, at this point dispatching:

2 Redemption Class Battlestars (http://thecomputerman.dyndns.biz/fleet/fleet/redeption_free.jpg)

5 Kali class Battlestars (http://thecomputerman.dyndns.biz/fleet/fleet/kali_free.jpg)

7 Hampton class StarCruisers (http://thecomputerman.dyndns.biz/fleet/fleet/Hampton_free.jpg)

-and-

20 Steamrunner Class Corvettes (http://thecomputerman.dyndns.biz/fleet/fleet/steamrunner.jpg)

They will be entering orbit over your planet by the end of the day. Please do not be alarmed. The Republic is merely commencing weapons exercizes, using your army for target practice.... If you do not resist, civilian casualties will be avoided....

That is all...

LL: Take the time to read all the wonderful info floating around here before you start rping. Not only is it embarasssing to you, but you can get labled as a n00b for a long time.


------N00bness, the silent killer

I wonder if noobs have trouble sleeping at night?

I wonder if noobs have trouble sleeping at night?

I have insomnia, does that count? Wait, I'm not a n00b, nevermind...

*using jedi mind-trick*

"You see nothing."

I think this has gone on long enough, with no response from the thread originator.

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