NationStates Jolt Archive


Zactarn Prime Intergalactic Planet Selling Real Estate

Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 22:09
We now have 7 planets and we can create a planet just for you and we can even move it near you. We are the primary Real Estate service on NS. Yesterday we sold 11 Planets.
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 22:17
Like hell you are. The Family Vespeterium will crush you into dust. DUST! Mwhahahahahaha.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 22:23
hey hey hey The way I see it we share the same goal. Let's not fight let's just help each other. Like after every sale I will tell the customer to check you out and you tell your customers to check me out. It will be friendly competition
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 22:34
Scared huh? Well so are we. We don't like competition, we either end up destroying them or uniting with them. How about this? You have more planets than us. But we have an excellent Terra Forming service, and a very efficient way of exterminating any primative species (even germs) that exist on planets. How about we unite for a few sales, you provide the planets and we're Terra Form them. We can also install oxygen and gravity. Then we split the sales 50-50. Deal?
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 22:39
HMMMMMMMMMM How about this see I can create planets and I will give you this technology if you join my region. See I hold the main buisness in our region and this way if you are there we can make the region a huge success. See our region's combined regional budget is 3 Octtillion$
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 22:47
Well the nation we own is pretty poor (with a budget of just three trillion) but the Family has an individual profit of around 225 trillion. Plus we don't really care about national or reigonal welfare, just the wealth of the family. We have the largest (private) trading company in the Western sectors and own two states and two galaxies as well as up to 23 planets (although a few of these are impossible to build on, lava, and such). We don't consider it in our best interests to join you. However, we would like to invest in your planet building technology. We will pay 7 trillion USD for the EXCLUSIVE rights (don't sell to anyone else). We await your reply.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 22:58
It took us well over 300 Trillion to develop this technology and your nation obviously spreads a far so for 7 Trilion Alliance Trade Agreements and a Real Estate Company merger Where we will split all profits down the middle and you will get the technology and all of it's enhancements and upgrades as well.
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 23:03
Sure its a deal, but only a temporary merger. Plus the Family has got itself embroiled in a war, so you probably don't want to be mixed up in this.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 23:09
Well who is the war with me and my allies could help you out because as of just now we are allies. So tell me why you are in a war and who you are fighting
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 23:18
Well, we're embroiled in a struggle to wipe out the Jedi order. They get all uppity about me wiping out primative species and eliminating our enemies through bloodbaths. I forget who's fighting to protect those saber weilding hippies. Check out 'Operation Nightbringer' to see a list of allies and such. I'll plead your case to join the war to the leader of the Sith alliance, the Huntaeran Empire. I'll plead your case as a joint corporation. With our two companies united we can exterminate the Jedi alliance and rule the known Universe (Commercially of course).
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 23:27
Perfect my leader is Darth Vaclvious a Sith Lord and I Huntaer
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 23:34
I sold a planet or 2 to Huntaer
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 23:42
Excellent. I'm sure if your willing to place your forces under his command, that he'd be happy to let you in. He is, however, not online at the moment, so we will not know for the time being.
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 23:46
Anyway we can split it half and half. He controlls half of my army and the rest i controll. If not I will let him take complete control of it
Vespeterium Minor
29-06-2005, 23:52
Yes. Now to business matters. In order to become the strongest business alliance in the galaxy, I suggest we buy lots of shares in other companies. Then we invite them all round to a friendship meeting on one of our sponsered sattelites. When they all arrive, we evacuate and blow the sattalite up killing them all. Then all their shares go to us. Good plan?
Zactarn Prime
29-06-2005, 23:54
good but a little malicious and that would lead to war most likely. Plus that would be a lot to control
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:02
My Great great great grandfather did it. You avoid war by leaving some 'important staff' on board (ones you were going to fire anyway) and everybody thinks that you couldn't have possibly done it. Then when it comes to court, you bribe the Judge. Hmm, the size is a problem. But as a huge company as we now are, I think we could handle a few more trillion.
(I'll avoid putting a name to this for fear of being found out).
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:07
yes good idea but we'll split it into two pieces. We'll be Co-Presidents and each control half
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:12
Yes. Mwhahahahaha. I'll put out a conference for all independent businessmen in the threads. Mwhahahahaha (of course most people won't accept it when it happens, but the betrayl will be good fun anyway.)
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:17
I have a better Idea
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:18
Oh no I've already posted it. Tell me anyway.
Draconic Order
30-06-2005, 00:23
((are you guys run by mice?))
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:23
I was going to tell you to post all independent buisnesses bring President Ceo and all major shareholders and I was going to bring my 4 best army men two with my new invention Sith Sabersand two with AK-47and we would chop and shoot them all to hell and beyond then Napalm the Satelite so It all gets Incinerated
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:27
Mice???????

And yes that is a better idea. More brutal, fun and stealthy. Screw my one, the meetings off. You write a new thread and I'll tell anyone who looked at it the conference is off.
Draconic Order
30-06-2005, 00:30
Mice???????

And yes that is a better idea. More brutal, fun and stealthy. Screw my one, the meetings off. You write a new thread and I'll tell anyone who looked at it the conference is off.

((didn't get the referance huh?))
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:35
I'll referance you!!!!!

Seriously though, enlighten me.
Draconic Order
30-06-2005, 00:38
I'll referance you!!!!!

Seriously though, enlighten me.

((corporation that makes planets, run by mice... was a book, written by Douglas Adams...))
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:40
Oh I see. Well no. I'm run by bug type creatures. I keep trying to put pictures of them on here but it never works.
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:42
i posted now join in the meeting
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:44
Mwhahahahaha, our evil plan is in progress. Now we may have to wait for about a day for it to attract attention, but we need to keep posting in it or it will go down the list.
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:47
wait wouldn't it be godmodding to say we killed them
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:50
No, they've all got backup chairmen and such. Its just good fun to stab people in the back. Most of them probably won't even acknowledge that it happened. Just for laughs.
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:54
true plus all my allies and all your allies would back us if one of them tried to retaliate and plus we are going to napalm it so they would be dead and this is a symbol of strength for us
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 00:55
You should join my galaxy for more money and allies
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:55
Everyone would fear our combined might and we will rule the Universe through Commercial Empire. Mwahahahahahaha.
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 00:59
Our first target is that damn Space Union. He thinks he's so big and rich, selling his revolutionary technology. If we can't murder his leaders in secret, I say we declare war and bomb his factories. We have trillions and trillions between us, we'll always win a war of attrition.
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 01:00
join my region and my 10 or 11 allies will help us
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 01:06
What is your reigon?
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 01:12
Also, what is your companies personal fortune (how much have you made form planetary deals). I'm trying to scare my enemies.
Zactarn Prime
30-06-2005, 01:24
My Region is "The Allied Planets of Cravious" and the password is ally.





I have made somewhere in the upper septtilions selling planets and I'm still going
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 01:26
Excellent. I'll move tommorrow.
Joseph Seal
30-06-2005, 02:17
OOC: Well now, I see you guys have been busy...

IC: The nation of Joseph Seal, although reluctant to take part in this, will accept for two reasons.

1. An ally in need.

2. Money

-The emperor of Joseph Seal: Arfus Sealous
Vespeterium Minor
30-06-2005, 11:39
Excellent. I say we make a new thread, and in it, form the Corporate Axis. It can be our Uber powerful alliance of corporate business. Of course, we should just close it to those who belong in the alliance. Then we can plot without anybody interupting.