NationStates Jolt Archive

We now have 7 planets and we can create a planet just for you and we can even move it near you. We are the primary Real Estate service on NS. Yesterday we sold 11 Planets.

Like hell you are. The Family Vespeterium will crush you into dust. DUST! Mwhahahahahaha.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

hey hey hey The way I see it we share the same goal. Let's not fight let's just help each other. Like after every sale I will tell the customer to check you out and you tell your customers to check me out. It will be friendly competition

Scared huh? Well so are we. We don't like competition, we either end up destroying them or uniting with them. How about this? You have more planets than us. But we have an excellent Terra Forming service, and a very efficient way of exterminating any primative species (even germs) that exist on planets. How about we unite for a few sales, you provide the planets and we're Terra Form them. We can also install oxygen and gravity. Then we split the sales 50-50. Deal?
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

HMMMMMMMMMM How about this see I can create planets and I will give you this technology if you join my region. See I hold the main buisness in our region and this way if you are there we can make the region a huge success. See our region's combined regional budget is 3 Octtillion$

Well the nation we own is pretty poor (with a budget of just three trillion) but the Family has an individual profit of around 225 trillion. Plus we don't really care about national or reigonal welfare, just the wealth of the family. We have the largest (private) trading company in the Western sectors and own two states and two galaxies as well as up to 23 planets (although a few of these are impossible to build on, lava, and such). We don't consider it in our best interests to join you. However, we would like to invest in your planet building technology. We will pay 7 trillion USD for the EXCLUSIVE rights (don't sell to anyone else). We await your reply.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

It took us well over 300 Trillion to develop this technology and your nation obviously spreads a far so for 7 Trilion Alliance Trade Agreements and a Real Estate Company merger Where we will split all profits down the middle and you will get the technology and all of it's enhancements and upgrades as well.

Sure its a deal, but only a temporary merger. Plus the Family has got itself embroiled in a war, so you probably don't want to be mixed up in this.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

Well who is the war with me and my allies could help you out because as of just now we are allies. So tell me why you are in a war and who you are fighting

Well, we're embroiled in a struggle to wipe out the Jedi order. They get all uppity about me wiping out primative species and eliminating our enemies through bloodbaths. I forget who's fighting to protect those saber weilding hippies. Check out 'Operation Nightbringer' to see a list of allies and such. I'll plead your case to join the war to the leader of the Sith alliance, the Huntaeran Empire. I'll plead your case as a joint corporation. With our two companies united we can exterminate the Jedi alliance and rule the known Universe (Commercially of course).
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Vespeterium.

Perfect my leader is Darth Vaclvious a Sith Lord and I Huntaer

I sold a planet or 2 to Huntaer

Excellent. I'm sure if your willing to place your forces under his command, that he'd be happy to let you in. He is, however, not online at the moment, so we will not know for the time being.

Anyway we can split it half and half. He controlls half of my army and the rest i controll. If not I will let him take complete control of it

Yes. Now to business matters. In order to become the strongest business alliance in the galaxy, I suggest we buy lots of shares in other companies. Then we invite them all round to a friendship meeting on one of our sponsered sattelites. When they all arrive, we evacuate and blow the sattalite up killing them all. Then all their shares go to us. Good plan?

good but a little malicious and that would lead to war most likely. Plus that would be a lot to control

My Great great great grandfather did it. You avoid war by leaving some 'important staff' on board (ones you were going to fire anyway) and everybody thinks that you couldn't have possibly done it. Then when it comes to court, you bribe the Judge. Hmm, the size is a problem. But as a huge company as we now are, I think we could handle a few more trillion.
(I'll avoid putting a name to this for fear of being found out).

yes good idea but we'll split it into two pieces. We'll be Co-Presidents and each control half

Yes. Mwhahahahaha. I'll put out a conference for all independent businessmen in the threads. Mwhahahahaha (of course most people won't accept it when it happens, but the betrayl will be good fun anyway.)

I have a better Idea

Oh no I've already posted it. Tell me anyway.

((are you guys run by mice?))

I was going to tell you to post all independent buisnesses bring President Ceo and all major shareholders and I was going to bring my 4 best army men two with my new invention Sith Sabersand two with AK-47and we would chop and shoot them all to hell and beyond then Napalm the Satelite so It all gets Incinerated

Mice???????

And yes that is a better idea. More brutal, fun and stealthy. Screw my one, the meetings off. You write a new thread and I'll tell anyone who looked at it the conference is off.

Mice???????

And yes that is a better idea. More brutal, fun and stealthy. Screw my one, the meetings off. You write a new thread and I'll tell anyone who looked at it the conference is off.

((didn't get the referance huh?))

I'll referance you!!!!!

Seriously though, enlighten me.

I'll referance you!!!!!

Seriously though, enlighten me.

((corporation that makes planets, run by mice... was a book, written by Douglas Adams...))

Oh I see. Well no. I'm run by bug type creatures. I keep trying to put pictures of them on here but it never works.

i posted now join in the meeting

Mwhahahahaha, our evil plan is in progress. Now we may have to wait for about a day for it to attract attention, but we need to keep posting in it or it will go down the list.

wait wouldn't it be godmodding to say we killed them

No, they've all got backup chairmen and such. Its just good fun to stab people in the back. Most of them probably won't even acknowledge that it happened. Just for laughs.

true plus all my allies and all your allies would back us if one of them tried to retaliate and plus we are going to napalm it so they would be dead and this is a symbol of strength for us

You should join my galaxy for more money and allies

Everyone would fear our combined might and we will rule the Universe through Commercial Empire. Mwahahahahahaha.

Our first target is that damn Space Union. He thinks he's so big and rich, selling his revolutionary technology. If we can't murder his leaders in secret, I say we declare war and bomb his factories. We have trillions and trillions between us, we'll always win a war of attrition.

join my region and my 10 or 11 allies will help us

What is your reigon?

Also, what is your companies personal fortune (how much have you made form planetary deals). I'm trying to scare my enemies.

My Region is "The Allied Planets of Cravious" and the password is ally.





I have made somewhere in the upper septtilions selling planets and I'm still going

Excellent. I'll move tommorrow.

OOC: Well now, I see you guys have been busy...

IC: The nation of Joseph Seal, although reluctant to take part in this, will accept for two reasons.

1. An ally in need.

2. Money

-The emperor of Joseph Seal: Arfus Sealous

Excellent. I say we make a new thread, and in it, form the Corporate Axis. It can be our Uber powerful alliance of corporate business. Of course, we should just close it to those who belong in the alliance. Then we can plot without anybody interupting.