The atrophied hand
26-06-2005, 23:40
The F.A.R.T.S.(friendly, amiable, removal of thrashed stuff), service dept. of the atrophied hand, endorses this PSA.
"We know you love the spoils of war, but are you tired living with all that war spoils?
The folks at F.A.R.T.S can help. We are the premier removal service! We'll take care of cleaning up the battlefield for you. We specialize in junked military materials and corpse removal. As an added bonus we can confirm casualty rates!!!
If you want a clean victory, get F.A.R.T.S.
Our reasonable rates are sure to please even the most thrifty of tyrants.
Save $$$$$$$
Remember, when you smell Victory, you smell F.A.R.T.S.!!!!!"
"We know you love the spoils of war, but are you tired living with all that war spoils?
The folks at F.A.R.T.S can help. We are the premier removal service! We'll take care of cleaning up the battlefield for you. We specialize in junked military materials and corpse removal. As an added bonus we can confirm casualty rates!!!
If you want a clean victory, get F.A.R.T.S.
Our reasonable rates are sure to please even the most thrifty of tyrants.
Save $$$$$$$
Remember, when you smell Victory, you smell F.A.R.T.S.!!!!!"