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Hire Hawaiian International Securities! Highly Qualified!

Hawaiian Islands
26-06-2005, 09:20
Hawaiian Securities
"For the safety of people!
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Hawaiian Islands is now proud to open their new security agency. Our security guards are highly qualified and is elite trained by Elite Instructors from the Hawaiian Army. These guards are to guard treasures, banks, mouments, and other things you want protected. Our guards will be armed with M4A1 Mavarick Cabines, Five-Seven Pistol, Knife, and a few grenades. The protection of these guards will be a Helmet&Kelver, Explosion-Proof Mask, Extra Oxygen Mask, and Arm Protectors (prevent arms getting scrapped).

All this benefits for anything, your price is: $4 billion/year for full protection in a specific major place. $1 billion/year for particial.

$960 million/year for full protection on minor place. $650 million/year for particial protection.
Praetonia
26-06-2005, 09:22
For $450bn per year you could raise a 500,000 man army, a 500 plane airforce and a 300 ship navy. What's the point in hiring some blokes with carbines for the same amount?
Hawaiian Islands
26-06-2005, 09:29
For $450bn per year you could raise a 500,000 man army, a 500 plane airforce and a 300 ship navy. What's the point in hiring some blokes with carbines for the same amount?

Guards. Like Soldiers, but guarding one place.
Praetonia
26-06-2005, 09:39
Guards. Like Soldiers, but guarding one place.
Yes... guards... people with carbines... how are they better than 500,000 trained soldiers with tanks, bombers and battleships?
Hawaiian Islands
28-06-2005, 00:54
Yes... guards... people with carbines... how are they better than 500,000 trained soldiers with tanks, bombers and battleships?

They're not. They're like National Guards, except more elite. Its like hiring security bodyguards, but my National Guards switch every 6 months to a new group of Guards...

Shit, I should of put that on..
Halberdgardia
28-06-2005, 01:06
I think Prae's point is that you need to lower your prices...a lot. I'm quite inclined to agree.
Mondoth
28-06-2005, 01:10
how many guard are you posting? for that much money I could buil a thirty foot tall, ten foot thick steal wall around building I wanted to defend AND THEN have the wall patrooled twenty four hours a day by three shifts of a few thousand heavily armed, elite special forces troopers. the amount of security you could buy for Even just a billion dollars to defend three secure sites for a year is excessive. I could spend the money I would spend on your security on a total refit for my national security.
The Great Sixth Reich
28-06-2005, 04:07
We need a "private contractor" to protect Midway Islands and the Maldives. If you reduce your prices to a reasonable amount (or explain what exactly is so great these $900 billion guards protecting it than our own armies protecting it).
Hawaiian Islands
28-06-2005, 05:23
We need a "private contractor" to protect Midway Islands and the Maldives. If you reduce your prices to a reasonable amount (or explain what exactly is so great these $900 billion guards protecting it than our own armies protecting it).

Reduced.
Cyberutopia
28-06-2005, 06:37
Dude, all you guys are idiots. The reason these guards are so great is because they have Arm Protectors! My army's always getting their elbows scraped up, and since they're a bunch of ninnies, they're always crying about it! The Arm Protectors alone are worth the price! No more boo-boos! I'd like to protect every single patch of my land with your awesome guards. Never again shall one of my soldiers cry out in pain from scraping his elbow, because these fantastic guards shall be doing all of the work! What an excellent idea!

EDIT:

OMG, I just noticed they even have knives! WOAH!
The Great Sixth Reich
28-06-2005, 19:24
Reduced.
For $8 million USD, we will buy forces to protect the Maldives and the Midway Islands.