NationStates Jolt Archive


Breeding the Perfect Otagian, stage I (FT)

Otagia
26-06-2005, 05:36
Pale Rider Arms is doing it again! Not content with the natural state of the humans in Otagia, PRA is splicing the DNA of several species into all willing humans. These species are the Yuuzan Vong and Yslamiri (sp?). Thus, Otagians will now be a dead hole in the force, able to shrug off mind-tricks and force-lightning alike. Preliminary tests have proven that this procedure is perfectly safe, with only a few slight cosmetic side effects, such as scaly skin, a second (transparent) eye-lid, less pronouced noses, and possibly tails.

PRA is proud of its accomplishments, and is willing to sell this remarkable procedure to other nations for the low price of one trillion (1,000,000,000,000) USD. Operators are standing by to answer questions and requests.