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Oliveira Slaves Storefront, owned and operated by Oscar Oliveira, is now officially open to the international community! If you're tired of always having to pay your workers, of if you simply don't have enough workers, or you're just looking for someone to boss around, look no further than Oliveira Slaves Storefront, the world's premier market for slaves! Our slaves are hard-working, obedient, and best of all, affordable. Even better, if you are an ally, you get a 50% discount! Shipping is free, as well. Don't delay! Buy some slaves today!!!!

(NOTE: The limit is 25,000 total slaves per customer per NS year, unless you are an ally, in which case the limit is 100,000 total slaves per NS year)


Shoobans
Adult - male $55
Adult - female $45
Child - either gender $10


Turtas
Adult $20
Child $4.50


Dissidents
Adult communist - male $35
Adult communist - female $32
Teenage communist - male $25
Teenage communist - female $22
Adult Nazi - male $10
Adult Nazi - female $9
Teenage Nazi - male $8
Teenage Nazi - female $6.50
Adult environmentalist - male $12
Adult environmentalist - female $11
Teenage environmentalist - male $6
Teenage environmentalist - female $5
Adult fascist - male $9.50
Adult fascist - female $8.50
Teenage fascist - male $7.50
Teenage fascist - female $6
Adult social democrat - male $20
Adult social democrat - female $17
Teenage social democrat - male $15
Teenage social democrat - female $12
Adult anarchist - male $6
Adult anarchist - female $6
Teenage anarchist (either gender) - $3
Adult dissident - other (either gender) $20
Teenage dissident - other (either gender) $19.50


Other
Non-political prisoner - male $40
Non-political prisoner - female $29


Non-slave items
Leashes - 10 for $2
Collars - 10 for $1
Whips - $5
Shackles and chains - $7
Water bowls - $2.50
Food bowls - $2
Kennels - $25
Cages - $38
Obedience collars (remote-control operated, applies a painful shock when the slave disobeys) - 15 for $100
Dogs (for chasing down run-away slaves) - $200 [available breeds are Doberman, rottweiler, and St. Bernard)
Stunguns - $46


Plantation (limit 2 per customer per NS year)
25,000 x 30,000 acres, with 100 small cottages to serve as slave quarters (each can hold up to 25 slaves), one years' supply of food and water for slaves, 500 dogs, and 10,000 collars, leashes, shackles and chains, water bowls, and food bowls, plus 2,500 adult male Shoobans, 2,500 adult female Shoobans, 2,500 adult male Turtas, and 2,500 adult female Turtas. The plantation can be built anywhere in your nation (or one of your overseas territories). Best of all, we build it for you.

Cost: $2,500,000.00

[tag; this is going to turn into another Amerigo Slave War, and I'm going to miss it because of vacation. Damn.]

I'll take 25,000 Shoobans for gladitors which will equal $1,375,000.

I'll take 25,000 Shoobans for gladitors which will equal $1,375,000.

Adult or child? What gender?

OOC:Where'd you get Shoobans in the first place?

OOC:Where'd you get Shoobans in the first place?

{OOC: I bought a bunch from The Parthians, and then bred them.}

100,000 male Shoobans to work in the planets in Western Russia. Total is $5,500,000. Just send them through our Switzerland border.

~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf

100,000 male Shoobans to work in the planets in Western Russia. Total is $5,500,000. Just send them through our Switzerland border.

~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf

"Order confirmed."

--Oscar Oliveira--

Adult or child? What gender?

[OOC: If you divide the total price by the number, each would come out to 55 dollars, so he wants them to be adult males.]

[OOC: If you divide the total price by the number, each would come out to 55 dollars, so he wants them to be adult males.]

{OOC: Meh, he could have said so. I'm too lazy to do the math. Oh well, no problem.}



"The Scandinvans, your order is confirmed."

--Oscar Oliveira--

"Order confirmed."

--Oscar Oliveira--

*****MONEY WIRED*****

{OOC: Anything I should add?}

I would like to place an order to purchase 50,000 males, 60,000 females, and 75,000 children, all Shooban. My intentions are my own. The Republic of the FOE thanks you for this opportunity. We will wire the money upon confirmation.

Total Amount: 6,200,000.00

EDIT*(OOC, Maybe you could add some slaves with noteworthy skills or experience?)

I would like to place an order to purchase 50,000 males, 60,000 females, and 75,000 children, all Shooban. My intentions are my own. The Republic of the FOE thanks you for this opportunity. We will wire the money upon confirmation.

Total Amount: 6,200,000.00

{OOC: The slave limit for non-allies is 25,000.}

Adult male Shoobans.

Adult male Shoobans.

Order confirmed. ^^

I see. well then I would like to purchase 10,000 males, 10,000 females, and 5,000 children(Shooban) .

Total Amount: 1,050,000. Sorry for the mistake.

I see. well then I would like to purchase 10,000 males, 10,000 females, and 5,000 children(Shooban) .

Total Amount: 1,050,000. Sorry for the mistake.

{OOC: No problem.}



"Order confirmed."

"Order confirmed."
*Monetary Amount has now been wired to El Caudillo bank accounts.*

[OOC: What's an NS year for your storefront? I'll be making quite a few purchases, although not until September, when I come back from vacation.]

To: El Caudillo

As you well know our armed forces has undergone a program dubbed the Waffen-SS, after the German service during the Second World War. As has been implied, it is formed completely of foreign servicemen. Although it's ranks are already rather large, exceeding two hundred and fifty thousand, we are still interested in expandings its ranks, especially in the area of infantry.

Your slave storefront gives us the perfect opportunity to do so. Consequently, we wish to put in an order for one hundred thousand adult male fascist slaves, since fascist are the most likely to be violent - especially with all the current rascism within the Waffen-SS. Although, we are not allies in the form that we have signed a legal document, we are allies in this war against the vile Future England and Dracun Imperium - so we believe that there is no problem in our aquisition of one hundred thousand slaves.

We await your reply.

[signed]Jonach I

Oliveira Slaves Storefront, owned and operated by Oscar Oliveira, is now officially open to the international community! If you're tired of always having to pay your workers, of if you simply don't have enough workers, or you're just looking for someone to boss around, look no further than Oliveira Slaves Storefront, the world's premier market for slaves! Our slaves are hard-working, obedient, and best of all, affordable. Even better, if you are an ally, you get a 50% discount! Shipping is free, as well. Don't delay! Buy some slaves today!!!!

(NOTE: The limit is 25,000 total slaves per customer per NS year, unless you are an ally, in which case the limit is 100,000 total slaves per NS year)


Shoobans
Adult - male $55
Adult - female $45
Child - either gender $10


Turtas
Adult $20
Child $4.50


Dissidents
Adult communist - male $35
Adult communist - female $32
Teenage communist - male $25
Teenage communist - female $22
Adult Nazi - male $10
Adult Nazi - female $9
Teenage Nazi - male $8
Teenage Nazi - female $6.50
Adult environmentalist - male $12
Adult environmentalist - female $11
Teenage environmentalist - male $6
Teenage environmentalist - female $5
Adult fascist - male $9.50
Adult fascist - female $8.50
Teenage fascist - male $7.50
Teenage fascist - female $6
Adult social democrat - male $20
Adult social democrat - female $17
Teenage social democrat - male $15
Teenage social democrat - female $12
Adult anarchist - male $6
Adult anarchist - female $6
Teenage anarchist (either gender) - $3
Adult dissident - other (either gender) $20
Teenage dissident - other (either gender) $19.50


Other
Non-political prisoner - male $40
Non-political prisoner - female $29


Non-slave items
Leashes - 10 for $2
Collars - 10 for $1
Whips - $5
Shackles and chains - $7
Water bowls - $2.50
Food bowls - $2
Kennels - $25
Cages - $38
Obedience collars (remote-control operated, applies a painful shock when the slave disobeys) - 15 for $100
Dogs (for chasing down run-away slaves) - $200 [available breeds are Doberman, rottweiler, and St. Bernard)
Stunguns - $46


Plantation (limit 2 per customer per NS year)
25,000 x 30,000 acres, with 100 small cottages to serve as slave quarters (each can hold up to 25 slaves), one years' supply of food and water for slaves, 500 dogs, and 10,000 collars, leashes, shackles and chains, water bowls, and food bowls, plus 2,500 adult male Shoobans, 2,500 adult female Shoobans, 2,500 adult male Turtas, and 2,500 adult female Turtas. The plantation can be built anywhere in your nation (or one of your overseas territories). Best of all, we build it for you.

Cost: $2,500,000.00

I would like 99 plantations in Roman Greece please. Plus 10,000 of every kind of slave you own from Shooban to Turta to Dissident. I also want 10,000 male and female child Turtas and Shoobans(No Child Labor is allowed in Roman Greece so they will be in foster families,etc.)

I would like 50,000 Turta males and 50,000 Turta females for $2,000,000.

I would like 50,000 Turta males and 50,000 Turta females for $2,000,000.
I personally wonder for waht, but honestly it is not my business.

The Democratic Colonies would like to purchase 25,000 female teenage social democrats. As the relations between our nations are not at thier best, the Colonial Government is willing to pay twice the asking price for these young innocents. Should you accept our order, a total of $600,000 will be wired.

- Colonial Department of Foreign Affairs (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/1cd6610f.jpg)

[OOC: Macabees, 1 NS year is equal to 1 RL day for this storefront.]

[OOC: Roman Greece, the limit is 100,000 slaves per ally per NS year/RL day. And the number of plantations is limited to 2 per customer. Other than that, all orders are confirmed.]

[OOC: Macabees, 1 NS year is equal to 1 RL day for this storefront.]

[OOC: Roman Greece, the limit is 100,000 slaves per ally per NS year/RL day. And the number of plantations is limited to 2 per customer. Other than that, all orders are confirmed.]

I will have 2 plantations then and 100,000 slaves(one of each) please.

I will have 2 plantations then and 100,000 slaves(one of each) please.

No problem. I'll give you an equal number of each type of slave, so that the total is 100,000.

No problem. I'll give you an equal number of each type of slave, so that the total is 100,000.

Thank you. How much will 100,000 slaves and 2 plantations cost?

OOC: Gah! Teenage anarchists sold into slavery! What is the world coming too? (Spoken by a teenage anarchist)
IC: Although we strongly dissaprove of your use of slave labor, our republic does not have the will nor the means to force you to libeerrate these slaves. Instead, we wish to establish a contract where we will purchase 25,000 teenage anarchists for $75,000 per year. They will be forced to remain in Siap, so they won't bother you again.
~Leonard De Vall
Speaker of the Republic

[tag; this is going to turn into another Amerigo Slave War, and I'm going to miss it because of vacation. Damn.]

Like hell it will.

The Amerigo slave war didn't start because of a freaking store front. This... this is a rather sad attempt to make people mad, and is little more than another tired variation on the old "I KILL TEH ELFS" or some other such nonsense. No offence to the starter of this... no, wait. That's not true. There's no real way this can be taken as anything short of insulting. Ah well.

Furthermore, what the hell is up with the prices? Here's a trillion bucks, gimmie your entire population. You do realise that slaves are expensive things, right? $55 a slave? You've got to be kidding me.

I swear... I really need to stop reading this forum.

“These prices,” an analyst spat, “make no sense at all. I mean, how do they feed, water and vet them like this? It must cost at least a few credits to have them inoculated against common diseases. Far more to feed them.”

“Maybe they force them to feed themselves in captivity.”

“Huh. Look at this, say I want ten male teenage environmentalists for whatever sordid devilry these people buy for, with all the trimmings. Let’s see. Sixty dollars, two dollars for a pile of leashes, one for a pile of collars, a whip, another five dollars, seventy for chains, twenty five for water bowls...”

“Presumably they make their money off the toys they sell with them.”

“Urgh, disgusting. Though, now that I think about it... I know just where to send this report...”

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To: Oscar Olivera
From: Joseph ‘Honest Joe’ Paxaran and The Honest Business Associates of Sentinel Two

It appears to me that you are in the market for wholesale slave sales in this region could do with a boost. As such, my associates and I are willing to take off your hands, at a cut price, some of the Social Democrats and Environmentalists in your pens, specifically, we’ll average it out for teenage specimens at six dollars per unit. Of course, you may want to reject this offer, but that wouldn’t be very helpful in establishing a positive business relationship between your and myself. Such business contacts are useful, and my associates could well decide the future fate of your entire operation.

- Joseph Higg- er, Paxaran.

Josef looked at his calculater, hitting the buttons, slowly. "25000 + 100000 + 25000 + unknown number + 100000 + 25000 + 100000 + 25000 + 100000 + 25000 = 525000+. Hrm."

He checked through his list of world factbooks (He didn't do wet operations, but still, CIC was CIC), and found the relevant data

"... Woah. 2.5% and rising."

He sighed, and wondered how long they would be able to pull this off.

Elsewhere, a few cheap-labour dependent FOQNE's decided that this was an exceptionally good chance to get cheap labour. Sure, slavery wasn't particularly legal (Nor was it particularly illegal), but the difference to the average immigrant coming over by surviving a circle round the pacific ocean would be insignificant.

Orders for about 25000 'Slaves' annually were done, quickly (For the . Not by the nation, of course (What nation?), but by FOQNE's. Lots of them. About forty, in fact. 25000 per FOQNE & year.

They certainly wouldn't mind cheap labour, and buying from the dissident range for $3- $35. A great deal, as far as they were concerned.

FOQNE == Franchise-Organised, Quasi National Entity. Essentially a sovereign corporation. The (Not really existing) 'nation' of Monetistan hasn't ordered anything. So, yeah, treat them all as essentially independent entities. Simply because they are essentially independent entities.

Can slaves be taught to fight. Because I've got a war coming up and the family really needs more troops (cheap ones too) if we're going to triumph over the huge alliance that we're taking on.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Business of Vespeterium Minor.

OOC: What are shoobans? And what are turtas? Never heard of them before, and when i tried to "google" it, I came empty.

Orders confirmed.

I will take 12,500 social democrat males and same for female. This isn't to create a stable population so I needn't adjust the ratio. They will be liberated in my nation. I need to ensure a vote in my afvor in the Western Fringes. That comes out to 337,500 right?
Also, educated slaves would be useful.
BTW: What do I deduct this from?

I suppose that my order(s) is/ are among those confirmed.

Monetistan

The money was transferred quickly enough, about forty different transfers for forty max orders of slaves, done within a few hours (Time zones being a mildly annoying thing).

Once this was done, the (Forced, but hey) mass migration could begin. Of course, the slaves wouldn't remain slaves forever. Once the costs for buying (And housing, and feeding, and clothing) them were paid for by, well, working, they were free (Simply because thís was cheaper than paying for their housing & food & clothes). An insignificant timeframe of a few days, courtesy of the ludicrously low prices (Shipping was more expensive than buying), and it was done.

In the end, the whole deal meant only that Monetistan was flooded with a lot of immigrants (And cheap labour), within rather short timeframes.

And with the new year came new paychecks and new shiploads of 'slaves'.

A rather favourable deal for all involved, really. The FOQNE's got cheap labour, the slaves their freedom, and El Caudillo a little bit of money.

The Family Vespeterium would be very interested in buying 250,000 slaves from you. Send them directly to the Family Craft as slavery is strictly forbidden within our nation, but not within the Family Enterprise.
Paulo Von Gerrit Vespeterium III, Chairman of the Family Buisness of Vespeterium Minor.