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GOVERNMENT OF MEDICARES BEST FRIEND

From the Office of the Prime Minister, Sir Jeremy Adams

The Government has today come to the decision to deploy a surface action group consisting of an Anzac Class Guided Missile Frigate and a an unspecified intelligence gathering vessel off the coast of the Horned Head, in an effort to show pursuade the Horned Head to improve its civil rights record.

The vessels will collect intelligence and basically apply pressure upon the regime in Horned Head immediately work towards improving human rights.

GOVERNMENT OF MEDICARES BEST FRIEND

From the Office of the Prime Minister, Sir Jeremy Adams

The Government has today come to the decision to deploy a surface action group consisting of an Anzac Class Guided Missile Frigate and a an unspecified intelligence gathering vessel off the coast of the Horned Head, in an effort to show pursuade the Horned Head to improve its civil rights record.

The vessels will collect intelligence and basically apply pressure upon the regime in Horned Head immediately work towards improving human rights.

From: The United Reich of Rodriquezland

Rodriquezland is very displeased with you actions towards this nation. We feel that there is other ways to take care of this issue then sending guided missile frigate's.

Were asking in depth details on what your going to do if this nation does not comply with your demands..

In the event that we discover that the record is particularly bad, we will seek a United Nations Mandate against the state in question

***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT COMMUNICATION***

To: Whom it may Concern within the Government of Medicares Best Friend
From: Emporer Shaz Bot, The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
Subject: UN Membership and the The UnHoly Dictatorship of Horned Head

May i mention to you that the UnHoly Dictatorship of Horned Head is not a part of the United Nations, so any UN Mandate that you request against them will not work. As a UN Deligate for the Region of C.I.N. Headquarters it is my duty to notify you that as a UN Member Nation, you are to uphold International Law as it pertains to all UN Member Nations. Well the UnHoly Dictatorship of Horned Head is, in fact, Not a member of the United Nations. I suggest backing down for the time being and let history run it's course.

Offical Letter from His UnHoliness; the Great Satan, Glorious Lord of Horned Head.

I demand the Government of Medicare's Best Friend to withdraw the vessels within 24 hours of receiving this letter. Two Lucifier class Battleships have been deployed to escort you out of Horned Head's waters. If you do not comply or follow the Horned Head's Navy instructions, your ships would be fired on.

Horned Head is not a member of the United Nations and wish not to be at all. After all we are giving the World and United Nations a valuable service. The citizens of Horned Head does not deserve any rights. After all they are criminals and damned souls. All nations are welcome to ship criminals and damned souls to Horned Head for the pleasure of His UnHoliness the Great Satan and his demons.

*signed in blood*

Satan

The Glorious Lord of the Horned Head

From the quadruple launcher at the front of the ANZAC Class Frigate, the Captain and crew fire all four RGM-84 Harpoon missiles - 2 at each of the Lucifer Class Battleships. At the same time, the 5" Gun at the front of the ANZAC begins firing randomly at each of the battleships, and the ANZAC's helo is launched, and immediately fires off all of its Mk50 Torpedo's and Sea Skau anti ship missiles: 1 missile to each ship; 1 toperdo at each ship. The helo then lands again on the back of the ANZAC.

The Frigate and unidentified Intel gathering ship, then immiediately change course to outside of 12nm of the coast of Horned Head, placing them in international waters.

===COMMUNIQUE FROM HIS MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT - MEDICARES BEST FRIEND===

The Kingdom of Medicares Best Friend will not be told to abandon this human rights mission. We will continue to observe what is occuring in your borders, however we will make one concession, in that we will withdraw our ships to outside 12nm from the coast of Horned Head, thus placing them in international waters.

God Save the Queen!

===END TRANSMISSION===

One Lucifer Class battleship is badly damaged by the torpedoes, half sinking and is being towed back to the mainland. and the other battleship suffered only small dents in its hull thanks to recently boosted spending in Defense, and is chasing the Frigate, firing its 16 18” guns andh 6 of its 12 20” guns.

The Satan Command is immediately notified of the incident, and deployed its entire submarine fleet of 10 Guided Missile Submarines Hellwolf classes, as well 3 Lucifer Class Battleships and one VSTOL/Helicopter Carrier, and 4 Soul Class Patrol boats full of SAS troops.

Within hours the fleet have entered International Waters, 5 out of 15 Hell's Angel Class Harrier Jets have launched from the platform in cycles and circling ANZAC Class Frigate and unidentified Intel gathering ship, dropping explosive charges to disrupt the course taken by the ships. Two Hell's Angel jets fired its ammunition rounds at the Helicopter.

Ten submarines have surfaced, forming blockade around the Medicare Best Friend ships from going further into international waters, six subs, each its two cruise missles and 2 guided Harpoon torpedoes, targeting the Frigate, and 4 targetting the unindenifitied intel gathering ship.

Each 3 Battleships with 21x 16” guns: 16x 18” guns and 12x 20” guns have been manavoured, targetting the Frigate, and the fourth battleship targetting the Intel Gathering Ship. At the command of Satan Command, the patrol boats will attempt to draw up to the ships and board them.


====Offical Communication from Horned Head:====

To whom it may concern.

An Act of War have been commited by your disgraceful nation. In this response, the Satan Navy 3rd Fleet have been deployed to pursue your warships. If you do not surrender the ships in 15 mins, my fleet will use all its firepower to sink and capture the warships. Your warships are surrounded, there are no escape.

An Act of War have been committed, giving us the rights to fire or board your ships. If your ships even fire one more shot, or tries to move away, the fleet will have no mercy and fire all guns they have..

Surrender the warships and you will be spared from full scale war.
The Satan Command have notified Satan Army, Navy and AirForce to prepare for war. 5 million soldiers/sailors/pilots have been moblised, and 10 million further have been put on notice.

Plus to note, Our police force have captured a foreign spy in our country. He is subject to interrogations. We suspect he is from your nation.

*Signed in fresh blood of a victim*

Satan


===END TRANSMISSION===

---An offical government message from the Great Satan of Horned Head.---

His UnHoliness, the Great Satan is pleased to announce to the nation of Horned Head and the world of Nationstates that the puny Kingdom of Medicare's Best Friend have met its end, for foolishly threatening the Glorious nation of Horned Head.

12 hours ago, the Operation Doomsday have came into effect. An armada of warships have landed on the beaches of the Kingdom, starting off the invasion supported by a large fleet of bombers.
The Military Headquarters and Parliament of Medicare's Best Friend have been target by missles.

Medicare's Best Friend had a small population. Our victorious army have led a slaughter of the "do-gooders", torturing, mass murdering, destroying everything, as the Great Satan does not want to see any traces of Medicare's Best Friend left over except ashes.

Our crack troops of Hell's Angels have located and broke into the House of Sir Jeremy Adams, the Prime Minister. Needless to say, he have been tortured, executed in most pleasing way for the Devils.

The Kingdom of Medicare's Best Friend is destroyed, devastated, and its population wiped out. Of course our troops have spared some people alive, to be brought home as soveniers, slaves...

Now clearly with the destruction of Medicare's Best Friend, Horned Head like to make it clear to the world, that no nations should mess around with Horned Head, and leave the Great Satan's affairs alone.

May we finish off with the motto:
Worship the Great Horned Head of Satan!

---end message---


(OOC: I have no idea who the nation owners is and they started, seeing they went extinct, I couldn't miss this opporunity :P )