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United Orange Chicken Factory Production

United Orange Chicken
24-06-2005, 00:17
Ground Weaponry
Closed

Currently Building

Upcoming Builds


Build History
10,000 Plastic/Undetectable Mines
25,000 Windup,Walking,Quaking,Yellow Exploding Minature Chickens (Sold to Dyelli Beybi)

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Inner Atmospher Crafts
Not Active
Currently Building


Upcoming Builds


Build History

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Naval Craft
:D Active
Currently Building
Naval Flagship: City Floater (20 RL days) (Start: June 19th)

Upcoming Builds
4 XIS Naval Support Craft (1 RL day)
4 XIS Naval Support Craft (1 RL day)
4 XIS Naval Support Craft (1 RL day)
300 Military Combat & Patrol Boats (11 RL Days)
2 Large Transport Ships (6 RL days)

Build History


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Space Navy
:D Active
Currently Building

VENATOR-CLASS STAR DESTROYER (3 RL days) (Start: June 25th, Done: June 28th)

Upcoming Builds

VENATOR-CLASS STAR DESTROYER (3 RL days)
VENATOR-CLASS STAR DESTROYER (3 RL days)
7,000 Tie Fighters (11 RL days)

Build History
Venator-Class Star Destroyer: "Giggles"
Venator-Class Star Destroyer: "Smiles"

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Missile/Bomb Production
:D Intensly Active
Currently Building

Part 1 OF "Project X" Missile (2RL Days) (Started June 26th, Done June 28th)

Upcoming Builds
Part 2 OF "Project X" Missile (1 RL Day) (Started June 28th, Done June 29th)
Part 3 OF "Project X" Missile
Part 4 OF "Project X" Missile
Part 5 OF "Project X" Missile
100 Anti AirCraft/Missile Silos (3 RL days)
300 Anti AirCraft/Missiles (2 RL days)

Build History
20 Surface to Air to Surface Concusion Missiles
1 Nuclear Missile

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Misc. Factory
:D Active

Currently Building

2,000,000 Recharge Packs (1 RL Day)

Upcoming Builds

20 Laser Cannons (3 RL Days)

Build History
2,000 Scion vehicles for general population (All sold)
13,000 Sabre Turbo for general population (64% Sold)
10,000 HumVees for military (10,000 Active)
1,000,000 Blasters
1,000,000 Laser Rifles
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Complete Database


Complete Military Status

Space Navy

Flagships:
None

Large Ships:
Venator Class Star Destroyer ("Giggles")
Venator Class Star Destroyer ("Smiles")
Incursion-class Heavy Military Lander (The Load Blower)

Light Ships:
Correllian Gunship (The Mongolian Spice)
Delta Class Dx-9 Transport (ToGo Box)
2 Carrack Cruisers (Aviators, Margarita)

Small Ships:
7 Imperial Customs Ship (Pina Colada, Grapevine, firework, warning, smuggler, The 1970's, Elmer's Glue.)

Starfighters:
5 Royale Tie Fighters (Shark, Violin, Scissors, Flying Ninja, The Fork)
2 Reconnaissance X-wing (Eagle, Contacts)
20 X18R Fighters

Armed Forces

Droids:
3,500,000 Federation Battle Droids
187 SD-10 Battledroids
700,000 Terminators
100 Destroyer Droids

Clone Troopers:
300,000,000 Standard Clone Troopers (GMS Corporation Grown)
700,000 Standard Clone Troopers (StarForge Infantry Grown)
40 Commando Special Op Clone Troopers

Human Troops:
25,000 Enlisted Personel

Royale Sea Navy

Flagship
City Floater: SS Mofo (Being Built)

Large Ships
Bravo-Class AS Destroyer: (SS Beeaatch!)

Regular Combat Ships
Skate-class frigate: (SS Bad Hair Day)
Yubari Class BC Export (SS BlingBling)
..... -4 Seahawks (The Sandwhich, QuiznoHamster, RedPill, AustinPowers)
Toryu Class BB Export (SS Hardon)
..... -6 Seahawks (Bad Boy, Bad Girl, Hot Girl, ReallyHotGirl, ViagraBottle, PimpCane)
Firestorm Class Arsenal Ship (SS Cheech, SS Chong)
.....-3 LAMP aircraft per ship (SS Cheech: Beaner, Pot, Shag) (SS Chong: Bong, Acid, Guitar)


Support Ships
Dyelli Beybi
24-06-2005, 00:20
If Dyelli Beybi wants plastic chickens, are those available?
United Orange Chicken
24-06-2005, 07:53
lol. We can make it happen. Or we can produce a couple million tons of Orange Chicken for you... mmmm.
Dyelli Beybi
24-06-2005, 11:46
Actually we're looking for a wind up plastic chicken that clucks in an amusing manner, but also just happens to be a bomb. When it stops walking and clucking it explodes.
United Orange Chicken
24-06-2005, 22:51
lol. No doubt. We can make 25,000 of those, and wound fully, will quack and walk for 10 seconds before it exploded like a grenade. Your army's weaponry will be killer! it only cost 28 dollars each! So for 25,000... $700,00!!!
Dyelli Beybi
25-06-2005, 14:46
We'll buy it. We intend to use it as a covert assassination tool. Who would suspect an innocent wind up chicken?
United Orange Chicken
25-06-2005, 16:58
ok! And with every order, you get 6 crates of stolen Panda Express "ORANGE CHICKEN!" for free ofcourse. I will make those chickens.
Huntaer
25-06-2005, 17:01
I like the names of your ships. Very origonal.
United Orange Chicken
25-06-2005, 17:06
thanks. Some of my sea Naval are even better. For those, just look at the link right near "Complete Database"
Dyelli Beybi
26-06-2005, 23:07
Fantastic! You may consider the money wired. Dyelli Beybi is also currently looking for a military grade pogo stick which our expeditionary units can use to bounce over enemy formations (OOC: Jetpacks are so cliche).
United Orange Chicken
27-06-2005, 02:57
right away
Huntaer
27-06-2005, 03:08
We wish to purchase 100 Windup,Walking,Quaking,Yellow Exploding Minature Chickens.
United Orange Chicken
27-06-2005, 03:17
Huntaer... you can have them... for free. And those pogo sticks, Dyelli. They are for free too!

Im lost all my stuff in a poker game, so it will be under new management. But I'll make sure he gets all that stuff to you guys for free. Peace
Huntaer
27-06-2005, 03:20
I'll take them now. ASSASSINATION TIME! Exploding Chickens!
Dyelli Beybi
28-06-2005, 10:49
Hoorah for the pogo sticks! Bounce! pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, Bounce! pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo...

(Pardon my stealing lyrics from System)