NationStates Jolt Archive


Death Penalty

Assassin-As-Assassin
23-06-2005, 18:34
Location: a small penal island within the Hawaiian Islands chain, home to almost 60’000 dangerous criminals.

In a small hut on the outskirts of the main settlement, five men sat in darkness, waiting. They had swum to shore only two days ago, but their mission had been clear and their deadlines tight. The Hawaiian Islands government had contacted Assassin-as-Assassin for help in “depopulating their overcrowded penal system” to be euphemistic. Five men alone were no match for 50000 convicts, and indeed, their client had been most incredulous when they learned of the size of their taskforce. However, an assassin is more than weapons and violence. With the help of detailed maps provided by the Hawaiian Islands’ government, the men had quickly located the two sole sources of fresh drinking water for the entire island, from which water was pumped to every residence on the island. It took even less time to drop a parcel the size of their fist into each facility. The contaminated water would take only a matter of hours to spread throughout the island, and while it would not kill those that drank it immediately, continued exposure would render them dead or seriously ill in less than two days.

The two days had passed. And the men had waiting long enough. They emerged from the darkness of their hideout, and strode resolutely into the town. Bodies were strewn everywhere: most were still, and those that were not soon were as a blaze of bullets rained down upon the streets. The sound of gunfire could be heard for hours, and when it stopped, five men walked to the shore and boarded a small coast guard vessel. Behind them, the now silent city became engulfed with billowing black smoke as large flames began to consume the buildings. The boat sped off.

Success! The islanders had been eliminated, and even if stray individuals survived, the lack of water and shelter cemented their fate. The five men had just earned their country 300 billion dollars, and guaranteed themselves a seat on the government’s High Council.
Hawaiian Islands
23-06-2005, 23:51
Leader Jason Batista was satisfied that AAA has killed off 60,000 dangerous criminals in an island of Hawaii. "Eh.. Lawerence, please get send $450 billion dollars to AAA's President. Say it is a gift to eliminating so many criminials. I thank him."
"Yes sir, my leader." Lawerence replied.
Dyelli Beybi
24-06-2005, 00:03
Dyelli Beybi feels that the Hawaiian Islands payed too much.
Hawaiian Islands
24-06-2005, 00:10
Dyelli Beybi feels that the Hawaiian Islands payed too much.
No you dont.

*gives a billion dollars to you*
Dyelli Beybi
24-06-2005, 00:17
Dyelli Beybi does not believe Hawaiian Islands paid too much, but does believe it could have done it for far cheaper.
Hawaiian Islands
24-06-2005, 06:18
Dyelli Beybi does not believe Hawaiian Islands paid too much, but does believe it could have done it for far cheaper.

There you go...

*stuffs another billion in your pocket*
Assassin-As-Assassin
28-06-2005, 14:33
We have much more reasonably priced services. In this case, that was the price offered by the Hawaiian Islands. Anyone with a task for us can TG us directly.
The Toreador Clan
28-06-2005, 14:39
Population control is very important to any modern civilisation. Had you known this from the start you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble. Remember it for the future to prevent a similar error occurring and I'm sure you'll do fine.

Signed,

Molyneux

Prince Molyneux of the Toreador Clan