NationStates Jolt Archive

"The whole past week in Voronej it was raining, Premier Minister Alexey Chorni was looking over some reports of the domestic problems that kept occuring all over the union on day to day basis. It wasn't his job to take care of that, but he was traditionally supposed to help sort those problems out. Eventually he reached a red folder with the URCA stamp on it. He opened it and started reading"

OPERATION "VOSSOIEDINENIE", INVASION OF NEROTIKA

"After reading it, he aprroved it by stamping it. A military action was just what he needed at this point, prolonged peace is never good for a central gov't. Plus his personal plans were bent on having a conflict to devert attention from his dealings, this was perfect.

He made a phone call and URC's war machine began to move."

"The whole past week in Voronej it was raining, Premier Minister Alexey Chorni was looking over some reports of the domestic problems that kept occuring all over the union on day to day basis. It wasn't his job to take care of that, but he was traditionally supposed to help sort those problems out. Eventually he reached a red folder with the URCA stamp on it. He opened it and started reading"

OPERATION "VOSSOIEDINENIE", INVASION OF NEROTIKA

"After reading it, he aprroved it by stamping it. A military action was just what he needed at this point, prolonged peace is never good for a central gov't. Plus his personal plans were bent on having a conflict to devert attention from his dealings, this was perfect.

He made a phone call and URC's war machine began to move."


What the FLYING FUCK?

Pardon me, but we just did that.

Oh, Earth II. I see.

Anyway, apparently his comp's fuxxored.

OOC: whats the outrage about?

There's recently been a big brouhaha over the real (non-Earth II) Nerotika. That confused me. And when I'm confused, I swear.

psstt..moratorium removed...continue...updated claims & maps...

OOC: Ay, ay Captain

IC:

-Red Square, Voronej, Communist Republic Pushka, Two Days After Initiation of Operation Vossoiedinenie, Official Statement of the CPC-

Prime Minister Alexandr Chorni: We are one of the dominating nations of this region. But though we are powerful it is our moral obligation to help those less fortunate. Those people suffering in Nerotika are the ones we are helping, this is the great reunion, then the peoples of slavic blood, both Pushkan and Nerotikan will rejoice under a banner of our great Communist Union! It is a time to be patriotic comrades! Like never before we are capable of disposing of a corrupt system and allowing people to have better lifes, we are capable of making a difference! We are fully obligated to this task! We will come and we will win!

-At the same time 20 miles north past the Pushkan-Nerotikan border-

"General Bosoi was given a task of supressing Nerotikan opposition. This was not supposed to be difficult, the intellegence corps has been bumbling about quick victory for days now.

Bosoi was given command of several divisions of third and fourth armies, it was loosely and quickly put together, in a manner there in some cases separate vzovds (12 people) were taken out of their home division and placed in a different division temporarily. This whole semi-organized collaboration was given a name of the First Neurotikan Front.

Bosoi however was a good general, and like any good general he had a plan waiting to take effect. But for now, he was watching the new troops coming in while drinking tea outside his brand new NBM-1CP APC."

"The troops stoped coming few hours later. Bosoi saw Polkovnik Kiril Krutoi, who was a representative of the beurau of military arms distribution."

Bosoi: Polkovnik Krutoi, come here.

"Krutoi came within 2 meters of General Bosoi, and stoped."

Bosoi: Tell me what your comrades gave me in terms of firepower.

"Krutoi got out a piece of paper out of his pocket"

Krutoi: Yes comrade General! Beurau of Military Arms Distribution, 9th military Okr...

Bosoi: Skip your beuracratic bullshit, tell me what i want to know.

Krutoi: Yes comrade General! We were given:

2S9 Mobile Artillery: 288 pieces
2S4 240 mm Mortar: 137 pieces
G-105 Air Supremacy Fighter: 71 pieces

Bosoi: No need to continue, the usual package, you can go now.

"Krutoi turned around and left"

what does "Vosidinie" mean? :) forgiving my ignorance of course... my Russian is a bit rusty, (ergo Nyet, Da, Nuclear bombsky, ) :p lol not meaning to sterotype you pushka. just havin a laff..

Vossoidinenie- reunion, reconnection.

It comes out that North Germania already invaded Neurotika a while back, making this thread pointless.

that sucks Pushka. ahh well mate dont take it to badly. Tyrandis has all of new Zealand. where i live RL. And i wnated that.. meh. never mind..

N.g. is a force to be reckoned with. He has Ukraine and Moldova now too. so Hes pretty chuffed.. :)

We worked out a deal, i am getting Nerotika's land.