Squimy McSquim
21-06-2005, 01:08
Dr. Seuss had nothing on the capitol city of Jekyllburgyothisis. It was a city on stilts. Buildings were built almost at random on top of one another. Skycrapers stretched into the ground and squat buildings floated a bit above the land. Lightning dashed madcap between the edifices while planes soared whipoorwill in the sky above. Which also took on a cartoonish hint.
A strange people lived here to be sure. At the Department of Communications and Communications Related Activities Yo (DCCRAY) the current Parliamentarian floated in a vat of gel before fluttering upwards with a quick flip of his.........flippery things and straightened out in the green jello like substance. It was flanked by two large ugly men-like things. Except they had tentacles. Lots of tentacles.
The thing in the gel spoke.
To the International Community,
Dear International Community. My name is Parliamentarian Jick. I am here on behalf of my nation addressing you this evening. I have nothing to say except that Squimy McSquim has now arrived onto the world's stage. We are highly interested in alliances, trade, and job importation. We would greatly appreciate anyone who decides to talk to us. We know we're weird like a monkey sitting on a sword. But we're cool with that.
A strange people lived here to be sure. At the Department of Communications and Communications Related Activities Yo (DCCRAY) the current Parliamentarian floated in a vat of gel before fluttering upwards with a quick flip of his.........flippery things and straightened out in the green jello like substance. It was flanked by two large ugly men-like things. Except they had tentacles. Lots of tentacles.
The thing in the gel spoke.
To the International Community,
Dear International Community. My name is Parliamentarian Jick. I am here on behalf of my nation addressing you this evening. I have nothing to say except that Squimy McSquim has now arrived onto the world's stage. We are highly interested in alliances, trade, and job importation. We would greatly appreciate anyone who decides to talk to us. We know we're weird like a monkey sitting on a sword. But we're cool with that.