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Official El Caudillo Conference

Orion, International Capital in Dracun Imperium
The halls were pure white, and security was tight as the Chancellor was being dressed by his various fashion aides, and given various speeches all which he threw away. He would speak purely on the matter and have no set script. Finally it was time.

He arrived at the Conference hall, where dozens of balcony booths had been set up with ten seats so entire governments could sit down and watch the conference and hopefully contribute something. To his left were the Vice Chancellor and the War Minister, and to his right was the Foreign Minister. The Table they sat at was semi-circle with the Dracun Government on one side and the El Caudillo representatives on the other, finally the Chancellor stood and the conference began,

“Greetings members of the international community, today I have called a conference to help end the persecution of El Caudillo before it turns into an international conflict. I, along with several other nations have applauded or defended the actions of El Caudillo, we taking the latter. Now this conference will help draw up a treaty, if you will on how to treat El Caudillo. The first was brought up in a letter between me and the Sharina Government. The possible deportation of those who wish to leave the country, who would be the first to speak?” And the Chancellor sat down

OOC: Pretend all have arrived and the conference has obviously begun

Let's just hope this doesn't become another Feline Catfish incident, one country and hundreds of threads. Oh and... we're watching you.

tag..lets get this show on a roll

The United States of Shalrirorchia is condemning this meeting as a "refuge for the mad, the power-hungry, the intolerant". We are watching it carefully.

"I wish to attend the conference."

--Reynaldo Salazar, Minister of Foreign Affairs--

"I wish to attend the conference."

--Reynaldo Salazar, Minister of Foreign Affairs--

OOC: God I love that surname...TAG

OOC: God I love that surname...TAG

(OOC: I named him after Antonio de Oliveira Salazar.)

Ambassador Jorgan Linetz of Scellia adjusted the overly tight tie that for, as long as he could remember, seemed a few millimeters away from strangling him. With the calmness of one whose diplomatic experience went far beyond most Linetz calmly rose. The unadulterated white suit-coat and slacks were woven with platinum threads that caused his clothes to sparkle it the light, a midnight black undershirt was overlaid with a crimson tie. He was an older man in his forties, with deep brown eyes and thinning salt and peper hair. His skin was a light tan and he gripped a black oak cane topped by a obsidean pommel.

As he rose a blinding spotlight pierced the gloom around the assorted ambassadors to rest on him. After a few moments he began to speak,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all aware we are here tonight to discuss the situation within the nation of El Caudillo. Recently they have done things that many would consider unspeakable, and passed legislature that most find horrific. But to start us off with a gesture of goodwill Scellia would like to extend the offer to El Caudillo that any persons that are to be executed on political grounds will be deported to Scellia instead. Since you have said, if I have been informed correctly, that you have no restrictions of emmigration then we will be happy to accept your political prisoners instead of seeig them executed."

"Some of them will indeed be permitted to emigrate to your nation, Mr. Linetz," Salazar replied. "However, we are hesitant to allow too many people to flee, lest it send out the message that we are going soft. All scu- er, dissidents- who wish to leave will have to pay the government 1,000,000 Pesetas. Otherwise, they will leave this mortal coil."

The Chancellor whispered to one of his aides, who quickly wrote a message on a paper and passed it along to Salazar it read,

Lower the cost, we want to keep this as quick as possible make it not to affordable but not high enough to anger the people here. I hope you understand the message

The Chancellor whispered to one of his aides, who quickly wrote a message on a paper and passed it along to Salazar it read,

Lower the cost, we want to keep this as quick as possible make it not to affordable but not high enough to anger the people here. I hope you understand the message

Salazar cleared his throat and stood. "On second thought, perhaps the 1,000,000 Peseta thing can be amendable," he thought.

Something that looked like a smile beaten with a crowbar flitted across Linetz's face before it returned to disinterested stoicacity.
"Pray tell Mr. Salazar, how many of your 'dissidents' have 1 million Pesetas avaliable to them?"

Kreynoria wishes to discuss the "Morality Acts" recently passed by the El Caudillo government. This is an affront to the Jewish and Islamic minorities in El Caudillo, as well as a violation of God's will. God wills not oppression of the masses. The people can choose how they want to live, and God can decide how they are punished, not an oppressive government.

Something that looked like a smile beaten with a crowbar flitted across Linetz's face before it returned to disinterested stoicacity.
"Pray tell Mr. Salazar, how many of your 'dissidents' have 1 million Pesetas avaliable to them?"

Smiling sardonically, Salazar said with a giggle, "Not too many, Mr. Linetz."

Mr Fungles will exchange the same offer as the nation of Scellia, we will take refugees by force if neccersary(sp?)

The Chancellor turned to the Kreynorian delegate, "You currently do not have the floor to discuss such a matter, and I can easily assure you that those laws will not change as they are passable laws that the government has the right to do."

Phil O'Bryant, the Secretary of Foreign Affairs of Brandouneia, rushed into the up the stairs and into one of the lower balcony booths of the Conference Room in a sweat. A husky, balding man with a flushed red face in his upper 40s, Phil hastily pulled out a folder from his briefcase and plopped down in his chair. He looked around as everyone watched him shuffle papers loudly, and finally stood up when he had finished.

Phil cleared his throat and said, "Sorry... my plane, was late... and... please for give me... it's been a rather stressful morning with..." Phil stopped and coughed heavily for about 10 seconds, "Anyway, moving on. Umm... the United Socialist." Phil stopped to shuffle papers once more and continued, all the while looking as if he were about to urinate on himself. "The United Socialist States of Brandouneia formally support El Caudillo in any action it might or might not take in the confines of it's borders. While we do not promise any type of military intervention on the behalf of El Caudillo nor do we formally espouse its ideals, we support El Caudillo's right to run itself without requested outside interference." Phil stopped for effect and continued. "Pirate King Che Brandoun IV also states that 'Anybody who wants to take military action against Caudillo for keeping the order inside itself needs to piss off and take the stick outta their ass.'"

"Insulting son of a bitch!" roared the Kreynorian ambassador in a rage. "You are filth, dirt to us! We could crush you!"

Unseen in a corner, wearing a military uniform of a marshall, the Parthian interior minister, Lord Sassan Savadkouhi, looked down the table, and lit up a Montecristo #2 cigar. Puffing in, he thought for a second, and then scratched a note to the El Caudillo representative. "Perhaps you should require dissidents be tried for any crimes they committed, and then released? You can sentince them to slavery."

Kreynoria']"Insulting son of a bitch!" roared the Kreynorian ambassador in a rage. "You are filth, dirt to us! We could crush you!"

OOC:You really want to make that comment?

The Chancellor laughed, "Guards remove him from the conference, his presence and 'filth' shall not be tolerated, his reckoning is coming." And dozens of armed guards armed with heavy rifles approached the Kreynoria delegate.

Unseen in a corner, wearing a military uniform of a marshall, the Parthian interior minister, Lord Sassan Savadkouhi, looked down the table, and lit up a Montecristo #2 cigar. Puffing in, he thought for a second, and then scratched a note to the El Caudillo representative. "Perhaps you should require dissidents be tried for any crimes they committed, and then released? You can sentince them to slavery."

"A fine idea, sir," Salazar said.

"now hang on just a minute, Brandouneia made Kreynoria say that by insulting him, if we kick Kreynoria out i say we kick Brandouneia out too!"

A long pike sliced clean through the neck of the red-faced delegate, severing it. The headless corpse collapsed awkwardly in a pool of blood. The pike was wielded by one of four bronze-and-kevlar armoured Imperial Guards. Emperor Constantinius I strode in proud and imperiously, calmly ignoring the bleeding corpse at his feet. "I apologize for the mess, and my foolish ambassador's outburst. He was always too excitable. However, I would like to state my stark disapproval of the lack of morals in this conference. You are all ignoring the oppressed state of El Caudillo's populace, on the grounds of 'it's his country, not ours'. I would like to see someone else who opposes this oppressiveness, and is brave enough to voice their dissapproval."

The Red Tidean Ambassador, Grand General Resebelle, raised a eyebrow when the ambassador was killed, she smiled and said, "You call El Caudillo oppressive when you slaughter your own ambassador? I find that a very hypocritocal remark sir."

Without a flicker of emotion, as it seemed that this conference was beyond that, Linetz shot back,
"So, you're saying that the emmigration policy will be an empty motion and nothing more. I wouldn't be surprised if was standard practice to take all a political prisoners money before them were given the option to emmigrate." Nodding to Mr. O'Bryant Ambassador Lenitz continues,
"Let us address that issue first, of national soveriegnty and how far that right extends. First of all will all those who plane to argue the legal side please quote what part of international law applies to what a nation may or may not do when it comes to military action upon another. Specifically the prohibitions thereof.

Next I would like to address soveriegnty issue, while it is true that national soveriegnty is a value that we all must hold dear because we have no wish to lose our own nations. I don't deny that El Caudillo has the right to legislate its own laws, however when geocide is committed based on any ground whether it be ideological or racial it is our moral obligation to stop this. I don't begrudge the right to punishment, what must be stopped is the murder. Create your laws as you see fit, but as long as the punishment for a crime ideology is death, then you are committing genocide and must be stopped."

The Chancellor addressed the Spooty delegate, "Brandouneia only made his opinion of what the others should do, however Kreynoria went off and insulted the delegate." He then turned to the Kreynoria Emperor, "You are to remove yourself from this conference room immediately, Emperor."

"it would seem that this conference is biast towards El Caudillo, we will have no part of it and will remove ourselves!" And with that Mr Fungles left, his boots squeking all the way

The slim, feminine form of Stephanie March (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/NationStates/March01.jpg) rose from her seat as the massive conference hall seemed ready to collapse into a mass of pointless bickering and insult throwing between the hosts and Kreynoria. March, the Secretary of Foreign Affairs for her nation, thumped her balcony's microphone to draw attention to herself before speaking.

"The Democratic Colonies feels compelled to urge all parties to remain calm and civil so that our efforts to reach a peaceful conclusion to the current issue can continue." she began, her gaze following the delegate from Spooty as he made his exit.

"All of us assembled here today are here to seek a peaceful, constructive solution to the matter at hand in El Caudillo - we should not compromise this effort, abandon it as a casualty of our own petty politics and disagreements before any progress is made."

March extended an arm in the direction of Kreynoria's balcony, on the other side of the great conference hall.

"The Democratic Colonies urges the Chancellor to withdraw his demand that Emperor Constantinius leave the conference. In our try for peace, we cannot risk failure and common defeat simply because we cannot even be convinced to speak to one another. All of us here are needed if peace is to be found - without any exceptions. Emperor Constantinius is needed at this conference if peace is to have its chance."

March's gaze followed the Spootian delegate as he continued away, uncertain if he would return. The Foreign Secretary's eyes however, shifted upwards to view the reactions of the Chancellor of the Dracun Imperium and Emperor Constantinius I of Kreynoria.

Mr Fungles heard the speech, he thought to himself, "maybe this confrence isnt so biased, it is my duty to stay, did i leave the iron on?" He decided to walk back into the confrence, he would stay if the Kreynorian ambassador was allowed to stay.

The Chancellor sought guidance on what to do now, the conference would fall apart if the Emperor was told to leave, but he couldn't appear soft. He needed however to protect his allies, and that was most important, "Agreed, Emperor take your seat and do not make another disturbance, back to the conference."

"Excellent." nodded Secretary March.

"Now, I believe we were discussing some sort of price for exiting El Caudillo for those undesired in that nation? A fee of some sort, for exit into another nation?"

Lenitz taps his index finger lightly on the top of his cane watching the represetative from El Caudillo closely.
"However grievious we might feel that your citizens are being wronged Mr. Salazar that is not our nor the publics domain. If your citizens don't like your rule then they may revolt. Essentially Scellia's objection come down to the charges of genocide against you, that is our major point of contention whatever any other nation may do."

"Yes we were," The Chancellor said turning to the Delegate from Democratic Colonies, "The fee I say should not be above 600,000 but not below a hundred thousand. It is to be fair to the El Caudillo government since they have already agreed to take the cost down if only just a bit."

Lenitz ponders for a few moments before responding,
"We would be willing to accept this as long as the host nations are given the option of paying for the ones who cannot afford it. As well as the guarentee that no money will be confiscated from these people so as to make it impossible to for them to pay their way."

"hear hear!"

"Although I can not speak for my Ally, I can suggest that the government be able to pay for half of the fee." The Chancellor said, he was hoping he was giving in on his ally but peace was nessecary and he couldn't let his ally be attacked.

"and what of those too destitute to afford the price?"

The doors open to the Conference Room and in walked the God-Emperor (http://www.freewebs.com/thetransylvania/Count%20JWolf.JPG), himself. Followed by four men in dark gray and black Transylvanian Body Armor, these men wear part of the Black Wolves. Each man has two Chinese war swords on their back. He was wearing a black three piece Phat Farm suit with a black cape on his shoulders. A big Cuban cigar in his month, he headed over to his seat. He is walking with a wolf head cane in his right hand that was really a sword cane. He took his cigar out and said “Sorry, I would have been here earlier but my plane messed up. I have to get my other jet fueled and ready to take off.” The man who was in his seat was one of his aides, he handed the Count some notes before he got up and left. Before Count JWolf took his seat, “I’m here to back El Caudillo.” he said with an evil grin then started to read the notes.

"When you say governement who are you referring to? The nations accepting refugees or El Caudillo? I apologize but my hearing just isn't what it used to be." Lenitz smiles self depreciatingly.

Lord Savadkouhi smoked another puff from his Montecristo, and then spoke, "The Caudillo government is fully within its rights to prosecute any criminals though, and I certainly think that they should be required to pay in some form for their crimes."

"but they arn't convicts there just free thinkers"

The Count looked up and moved his eyes around the room. "The Caudillo government does not need to pay half of the 600,000 from some idiots wanting to left their nation. They best bet is have the nation accepting the idiots by paying 300,000 of it."

"We have no objection to punishment of crimes for criminals however you define laws, unless it becomes genocide." Lenitz pauses to read aloud from a laptop screen.
"The deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group"
"As you can see what is being commited in El Caudillo is genocide and no nation is allowed to do that, ever."

"but they arn't convicts there just free thinkers"

"Wrong, they are scum and undeserving of life. Most of them aren't human." Lord Savadkouhi took another draw on his cigar and then sipped his VSOP. "I propose that all convicts unable to pay their departure tax be given some method to work it off."

"i say we get all the free thinkers out of El Caudillo before we take any action"

The Count looked up and moved his eyes around the room. "The Caudillo government does not need to pay half of the 600,000 from some idiots wanting to left their nation. They best bet is have the nation accepting the idiots by 300,000 of it."
"That is why I asked for clarification, my original intent was to allow the nation recieving the emmigrants to pay for all the costs. That way all citizens wishing to leave can. There are sever nations avaliable so cost shouldn't be an issue for one nation."

"We have no objection to punishment of crimes for criminals however you define laws, unless it becomes genocide." Lenitz pauses to read aloud from a laptop screen.

"As you can see what is being commited in El Caudillo is genocide and no nation is allowed to do that, ever."

"We used to do that, we annihilated all the Communists, Socialists, Social Democrats, Pro Democracy Groups, Leftists, and Anarchists in our nation." Said Lord Savadkouhi with a smug expression and a bit of amusement.

A brief look of disgust passes over the face of Lenitz,
"However I'm sure you didn't publicize it like El Caudillo, now did you?"

"Wrong, they are scum and undeserving of life. Most of them aren't human."

"that is only true in the cases of those that are infact not human, but all those who are merely marxist, facshist etc are just expressing their opinion"

"I propose that all convicts unable to pay their departure tax be given some method to work it off."

"you mean slavery, dont you?"

A brief look of disgust passes over the face of Lenitz,
"However I'm sure you didn't publicize it like El Caudillo, now did you?"

The still smiling noble simply puffed on his cigar and then blew a series of smoke rings before speaking, "Oh, we didn't flaunt it, but we didn't cover it up. The executions were usually done in soccer stadiums by setting up cranes with bars of wood and multiple nooses on the bars of wood, you then noosed up 15 or so people and pulled the crane up to make a dissident mobile! It was pretty entertaining to watch the Leftists and their families squirm while the croud chanted 'Justice, Justice!'" The Lord laughed again, and then sipped his cognac before turning to the Spooty delegate. "People who are leftists are clearly out of touch with reality, meaning they are imbeciles, and thus, not human.

"I say we get all the free thinkers out of El Caudillo before we take any action"

The Count looked straight at the clown from Spooty, his eyes looked like they were looking a hole in the man. "If they want to leave, they can after paying the 600,000 exiting fee. By action, you mean invade Caudillo? If you do mean that, it will mean that it is an act of war to me and the Dominion."

He looked over at the man from Scellia, "Yeah, they did **** up there." He took a puff of his cigar and blew the smoke through his nose.

"but El Caudillo killed both leftists and rightists, and lefties are human as are righties and centralisties, but you, i fail to see the link between you and humanity"

The last comment got a short flat laugh out of the Scellian Ambassador,
"Tht last statement made so little sense it was funny. Being human isn't matter of ideology, its genetic. It seems that your education system needs an overhaul, quickly."

The Count looked straight at the clown from Spooty, his eyes looked like they were looking a hole in the man. "If they want to leave, they can after paying the 600,000 exiting fee. By action, you mean invade Caudillo? If you do mean that, it will mean an act of war to me and the Dominion."

"i do not wish to invade El Caudillo, i just want to get all the free thinkers away from harm before anyone else attacks, and again i raise the issue, will nations such as me and Scellia be able to pay the leaving tax for free thinkers?"

Pulling himself out of the shadows of his booth, Undersecretary of Foreign dealings, James W. Mavan decided it was time.
" Ladies and gentelmen, I ask you all a question, truly, why are we here? To me, this seems like a gathering to change a nation. It is Illior's policy that we do not interfere with a nation's policies unless it harms those who do not live in that specific nation. How many of you would like to be forced to change your nation's policies because a group of others decided that they weren't fit for that nation? why do you want to change another country to be more like yours? Illior has to condemn this gathering, in accordance with it's policies."

That being said, and also knowing that some of you won't actually think about all of that, I do believe that refugees should be allowed to leave, reasonably, possibly have the recieving nation pay for the refugee's travel expenses, unless they can be paid on their own, and allow them to bring, say up to 150 LBs of personal belongings?"

"I do not wish to invade El Caudillo, I just want to get all the free thinkers away from harm before anyone else attacks, and again I raise the issue, will nations such as me and Scellia be able to pay the leaving tax for free thinkers?"

"What the **** did I say early?" asked the Count "You can pay the full 600,000 or half of it." The Count want to asked why Spooty send a clown to do a man's job.

How many of you would like to be forced to change your nation's policies

"how would you like to have policies forced unto you by punishment of death?"

Ambassor Illian Veert of Luxus Mond, United Lunar Socialist, arrives from a long trip from the main moon city of Clavius.

"Good day gentlemen. Nice to see this assembly. I've been watching the events of this conference unfold on C-SPAN. Seems to be a dispute over the charge to those leaving El Caudillo. To the people and government of the Moon, we feel that this is an insult to mankind in general. This is like charging an American to leave one state and move to another. It is pointless. Why should El Caudillo if the people it dislikes leaves. At least they're out of the Caudillo's government's hands. Sure look bad, but come on the news channels these days hate all governments. "

"Also the people of the Moon have voiced their concerns over the injustices to the people of El Caudillo. Let me remind you gentlemen that the brave people of the Moon, including myself, had to defend the Moon against corrput and ruthless corporations trying to instill a dictatorship on the Moon. Not only did we have to push these businesses out by protest, we had to use force against invading corporate armies. These armies stopped at nothing. Thanks to the vast distance we were able to finally defeat the corporate armies at the Clavius Moonbase. One can still see the battle scars from the Lunar Independence of five years ago. With that in mind, we, the people of the United Lunar Socialists, feel that the people should have the right to leave, the right to express themselves freely, the right to make love to whomever they please. Basically freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. "

"At the moment, all that the citizens of the Moon ask for is easier access for emmigration of the people of Caudillo. The government of the Lunar City Luxus Mond is willing to provide transport planes to pick up any people wishing to leave. "

"Also at this time, the government of the United LUnar Socialists would like to apologize for any confusion over the space search and seizures."

"Thank you."

The ambassador sits down and speaks softly to his peer.

We while disliking you laws, advise you that you kill your dissident through lets say..."natural" means. Pay that auto repairman to make the person's car's brakes faulty or poison the dissident's groceries. That way the international community cant say you have human rights violations. :p

The conference was getting out of control again, "Order! Order!" He shouted, and slammed down a wooden mallet, "Now, Undersecretary we are not here to change a nation as many believe here." He said casting a glance at a few nations, "But no, to help end the buzz around my closest ally, El Caudillo. We are discussing here the terms of a treaty that everyone could leave happy. Obviously I did not state this, no laws will be discussed here, only matters pertaining to the current issue of the population, if there is, a want to leave the country and how they should do it and maybe if later we are still somewhat civil, the so called 'genocide'.

Now to maintain order, Count J. Wolf watch your mouth or you will be removed from this chamber, Delegate from Spooty we are not changing the laws of El Caudillo do not mention them again now back to the current matter, of the leaving of El Caudillo."

The last comment got a short flat laugh out of the Scellian Ambassador,
"Tht last statement made so little sense it was funny. Being human isn't matter of ideology, its genetic. It seems that your education system needs an overhaul, quickly."

"but El Caudillo killed both leftists and rightists, and lefties are human as are righties and centralisties, but you, i fail to see the link between you and humanity"

Lord Savadkouhi waved his hand dismissivley and then spoke, "Bah, I am a far superior man than you, who represents your foolish nation full of blathering imbeciles and leftists, falling apart with dissent and unraveling at the seams with democracy, you make me sick." Turning to the Scellian ambassador, Sassan spoke again, "Retarded people are not human, liberals are so out of touch they are retarded, and thus, not human." Finishing his cigar and placing it in the ashtray, the Parthian noble leaned back in his chair and relaxed.

"my nation is made primarily of Clowns, we claim to be non-human, but we still get the decency of other humans, so i say to you that you are not human!"

"For someone suprior your training in logic is sadly underdeveloped. You must first prove that people with diminished mental capacity are not human, which is inherently impossible. Thus your arguements are based on faulty foundations."

The Chancellor was getting fed up, "Parthian delegate, although we may be allies your current comments are getting way off topic, try to stay in topic or I will be forced to escort you out of this room."

"Of course my friend. We respect the desires and interests of allies"

The Count just laughed then said "Sorry, people who do not listen just piss me off. Yes, back to current matter." He took a puff of his cigar and said "If a persons wants to leave El Caudillo, they can pay the full 600,000 or half of it or like the Undersecretary said trade 150 LBs of fine personal belongings or anything that the could get money off of."

The Chancellor seemed relieved that someone was listening, "Again Order, order! Do not make me call for order again or I will remove anyone I please from this chamber!"

The Count just laughed then said "Sorry, people who do not listen just piss me off. Yes, back to current matter." He took a puff of his cigar and said "If a persons wants to leave El Caudillo, they can pay the full 600,000 or half of it or like the Undersecretary said trade 150 LBs of fine personal belongings or anything that the could get money off of."

"They definitley should be required to work off payment if they do not have the assets to pay though. I believe my friends in the Teymorian Corporation might have an interest in such a plan." Said Lord Savadkouhi.

"Yes, a work payment should be arranged, if they are not able to pay off their debt. But the employer must be 'certified' by this confernece, or El Caudillo for that matter."

"However the point that seems to be repeated being made and then ignored is whether or not the country wanting to recieve the emmigrant can pay for them."

"They definitley should be required to work off payment if they do not have the assets to pay though. I believe my friends in the Teymorian Corporation might have an interest in such a plan."

"that is slavery, allow us nations willing to accept refugees to pay the full price of the leaving tax, its not as if us paying it is any different to a El Caudillo citizen paying it!"

"Yes, a work payment should be arranged, if they are not able to pay off their debt. But the employer must be 'certified' by this confernece, or El Caudillo for that matter."

"I have a briefcase containing dossiers for several interested Parthian companies willing to partake in such an offer, my employers would like to see the El Caudillo government agree to perhaps one of them if possible, though we will always like to give their corporations priority in this case."

"Yes, a work payment is a good idea." said the Count. "Lord Savadkouhi, good idea. I have a better idea; I have a couple of farms on my land in the Dominion that needs some work. There is over 200 acres of farmland. I could set up house for the people wanting to leave El Caudillo. They will be treated fairly."

"However the point that seems to be repeated being made and then ignored is whether or not the country wanting to recieve the emmigrant can pay for them."

"If you want to pay the full fee, then you can pay it." said the Count.

"this is even worse than the leaving tax idea, now you are proposing slavery? This proposterous!"

"If you want to pay the full fee, then you can pay it." said the Count.

"I think the fee needs to be increased in that case. Nations have more money to spend, and if they want scum so bad, we need to apply some basic laws of supply and demand to these commodities." Said Lord Savadkouhi as he lit up a Cohbia Siglo IV.

"they are not commodities, we will pay 600,000 for a El Caudillian citizen to leave and thats the maximum we will go!"

"this is even worse than the leaving tax idea, now you are proposing slavery? This proposterous!"

The Count just ignores the clown from Spooty and answered Lord Savadkouhi "Yes. It’s should be rise then, if the nation are going to pay for the full fee. But don't listen to me because I think it should stay at 600,000, too."

"they are not commodities, we will pay 600,000 for a El Caudillian citizen to leave and thats the maximum we will go!"

"Then since you cannot afford the commodities, the alternate payment plan will take effect. Its buisness for you, if you want a certain product or raw material you pay for it, and if you can't meet the price, someone else pays for it." Said Sassan Savadkouhi, smiling at the lack of the diplomat's buisness knowlege.

"I think the fee needs to be increased in that case. Nations have more money to spend, and if they want scum so bad, we need to apply some basic laws of supply and demand to these commodities." Said Lord Savadkouhi as he lit up a Cohbia Siglo IV.

"That would be most unwise." said Secretary March calmly.

"The goal of this conference is to find a peaceful solution to the current disagreement. The payment-for-emmigration proposal is a perfectly feasible plan to go about achieving this goal."

"To change the terms of the proposal in such a blatently uncooperative manner would be... counter-productive when viewed with the overall goal of this conference in mind. When a nation attempts to manipulate the terms of an agreement in such a manner, it can be taken as a sign that it is not negotiating in good faith, with the goals of the conference on thier agenda."

"Then since you cannot afford the commodities, the alternate payment plan will take effect. Its buisness for you, if you want a certain product or raw material you pay for it, and if you can't meet the price, someone else pays for it." Said Sassan Savadkouhi, smiling at the lack of the diplomat's buisness knowlege.

“Correct, Mr. Savadkouhi.” said the Count “If they can handle the price, the Dominion can handle it.”

"eat this, the Travelling Circus of Spoot Corperation will open its doors to any and all slaves wishing to pay off their leaving tax"

A woman in a jade green uniform dress groaned slightly to herself as she listened to the incessant squabbling between the Parthians, Spooty, Scellia, and others. She finally had enough, and made her decision. She stood up quickly, thrusting one hand towards the table, palm facing outwards to attract attention. She began speaking in a cold and logical voice belying her friendly-like appearance.

"Enough of this squabbling.

President Mina Veristek has granted me the responibility to attend these talks and to see that the idea of recompense and taking El Cadillo refugees will be discussed.

I agree with a fee for the refugees, as it will help El Cadillo's economy recover from the loss of manpower and commercial ventures that are now banned under their Morality Acts. Video gamers, cartoonists, prostitutes, book authors, and so forth must not be put to death for their actions for it is counter-productive. Fear and oppression only breeds rebellion and undercover unrest.

If El Cadillo allows its people who have been doing whatever El Cadillo has just banned to seek refuge in other nations and live out the rest of their lives in these nations, it is a very sensible idea. First, El Cadillo will not have to worry about these people anymore. Second, these people won't be in El Cadillo to spread their ideas and such. Third, there will be much less oppression and fear, thus the risk of rebellion and unrest will be significantly reduced. Fourth and most importantly, this would be a merciful act, and I am sure that a Christian God would look favorably upon mercy. If I remember correctly, the Holy Bible talks about Jesus and how his mercy saved people.

Towards this end, Sharina is fully prepared to pay the full costs of each and every El Cadillo citizen who desires to leave the nation to live in Sharina or any other nation."

The friendly-looking, yet cold and logical Sharinan delegate sat back down, awaiting responses.

"That would be most unwise." said Secretary March calmly.

"The goal of this conference is to find a peaceful solution to the current disagreement. The payment-for-emmigration proposal is a perfectly feasible plan to go about achieving this goal."

"To change the terms of the proposal in such a blatently uncooperative manner would be... counter-productive when viewed with the overall goal of this conference in mind. When a nation attempts to manipulate the terms of an agreement in such a manner, it can be taken as a sign that it is not negotiating in good faith, with the goals of the conference on thier agenda."

"You cannot ask a man to sell a commodity at one price for the duration of time, prices fluctuate as supplies dwindle. Its like asking a company, nay, demanding they sell oil at $50 dollars a barrel for the duration of time. Prices will raise, and oil companies bound by the said contract would have limited capital gain. Thats preposterous. You cannot force them to maintain a set price." The Lord puffed his cigar and exhaled.

"eat this, the Travelling Circus of Spoot Corperation will open its doors to any and all slaves wishing to pay off their leaving tax"

“Mr. Clown, I don’t know your name.” said the Count “Why did you just call them slaves? Because if the Dominion does pay the leave fee, they will be to do whatever they want. When they get into my nation, they can get a job or just drink all day. But drinking all day take money, so they will have to get a job.”

"Of course on of the points of business is also once you make an offer you can't randomly change it. It has been agreed that 600K in local currency of El Caudillo is the exit fee, if all else is agreed then we can draft a treay right here and now."

1st Draft of Dracun Imperium Accords

Section 1.
All persons wishing to leave the nation of El Caudillo shall have the permission to do so free of harrassment or impediment. These refugees must have the permission of the country to which they are emmigrating to as well as notifying the El Caudillo government
Section 2.
A citizen of El Caudillo wishing to leave the nation may take 150 lbsfo luggage and must pay 600,000 in El Caudillo currency to the El Caudillo government.
Section 3.
Any government that wishes to may pay the fee for leaving the country for any citizen of El Caudillo instead of the citizen. Citizens will be given free leave to contact any governemnt and ask for this favor.

“Mr. Clown, I don’t know your name.” said the Count “Why did you just call them slaves? Because if the Dominion does pay the leave fee, they will be to do whatever they want. When they get into my nation, they can get a job or just drink all day. But drinking all day take money, so they will have to get a job.”

"oh its Mr Fungles" he said in a calm manner "i called them slaves because you mentioned them working on farmland, it is forced labour and as such Slavery"

"I am just worried that some misguided liberal nations may attempt to subvert El Caudillo authority with large numbers of exiles, like the Bay of Pigs incident. There should be a limit on the number of exiles opposed nations should be allowed to pay for."

"Of course on of the points of business is also once you make an offer you can't randomly change it. It has been agreed that 600K in local currency of El Caudillo is the exit fee, if all else is agreed then we can draft a treay right here and now."

1st Draft of Dracun Imperium Accords

Section 1.
All persons wishing to leave the nation of El Caudillo shall have the permission to do so free of harrassment or impediment. These refugees must have the permission of the country to which they are emmigrating to as well as notifying the El Caudillo government
Section 2.
A citizen of El Caudillo wishing to leave the nation may take 150 lbsfo luggage and must pay 600,000 in El Caudillo currency to the El Caudillo government.
Section 3.
Any government that wishes to may pay the fee for leaving the country for any citizen of El Caudillo instead of the citizen. Citizens will be given free leave to contact any governemnt and ask for this favor.

The Sharinan woman nodded as she heard the Scellian delegate proposal.

"I agree with the priniciples of what the Scellian delegate proposed. This should form the basis of the final treaty, thus I give Sharina's support behind these three proposal sections."

"You cannot ask a man to sell a commodity at one price for the duration of time, prices fluctuate as supplies dwindle. Its like asking a company, nay, demanding they sell oil at $50 dollars a barrel for the duration of time. Prices will raise, and oil companies bound by the said contract would have limited capital gain. Thats preposterous. You cannot force them to maintain a set price." The Lord puffed his cigar and exhaled.

"If war was a very possible outcome of the price of oil being overtly manipulated, maintaining a fair price would be the only logical course of action." bristled Secretary March.

"War is what all of us here are attempting to avoid, my good Lord. It would be helpful if all parties were to show thier commitment to that goal, and negotiate with that goal in mind."

"I am just worried that some misguided liberal nations may attempt to subvert El Caudillo authority with large numbers of exiles, like the Bay of Pigs incident. There should be a limit on the number of exiles opposed nations should be allowed to pay for."

"i find this surprisingly acceptable"

"oh its Mr Fungles" he said in a calm manner "i called them slaves because you mentioned them working on farmland, it is forced labour and as such Slavery"

"Oh..okay, Mr. Fungles." said the Count "It is not forced labour, if the person is not whipped for not working. These people will not be whipped in the Dominonon. 200 arces is nothing. They would not be using thier hand to do the work, farm vechiles are used."

"I am just worried that some misguided liberal nations may attempt to subvert El Caudillo authority with large numbers of exiles, like the Bay of Pigs incident. There should be a limit on the number of exiles opposed nations should be allowed to pay for."

The Sharinan woman pierced the Parthian delegate with an icy stare.

"Sharina does not have any interest in subvering the El Caudillo authorities or government. Their government will collapse on itself at some point in the future due to its restrictive policies.

Sharina is a neutral nation, neither supporting nor condemning El Caudillo. Sharina's only interest is the common man and woman, and getting them to safety."

"Oh..okay, Mr. Fungles." said the Count "It is not forced labour, if the person is not whipped for not working. These people will not be whipped in the Dominonon. 200 arces is nothing. They would not be using thier hand to do the work, farm vechiles are used."

"replace the whip with the debt of the leaving tax and your there, forced labour on a stick"

The Sharinan woman pierced the Parthian delegate with an icy stare.

"Sharina does not have any interest in subvering the El Caudillo authorities or government. Their government will collapse on itself at some point in the future due to its restrictive policies.

Sharina is a neutral nation, neither supporting nor condemning El Caudillo. Sharina's only interest is the common man and woman, and getting them to safety."

"Of course, I am simply referring to nations that have condemned or attempted to subvert the soverignty of the El Caudillo government. You are not one, and I think those states should have a set limit on the number of exiles they can purchase."

"Of course, I am simply referring to nations that have condemned or attempted to subvert the soverignty of the El Caudillo government. You are not one, and I think those states should have a set limit on the number of exiles they can purchase."

"Good, we stand agreed on this issue then.

Nations who condemned or threatened action aganist El Caudillo should have a set number of exiles that they may purchase. That is agreeable to Sharina."

"thats agreeable to me"

"I think El Caudillo must voice his agreement."

Lenitz nods his head in agreement to the limit idea, a minor point since so many nations would be willing to accept refugees.
"We find this point acceptable as long as the limit is not set so low that not enough nations can be found to house all the refugees due to the limit. Of course this does all hinge of El Caudillo"

Lenitz nods his head in agreement to the limit idea, a minor point since so many nations would be willing to accept refugees.
"We find this point acceptable as long as the limit is not set so low that not enough nations can be found to house all the refugees due to the limit. Of course this does all hinge of El Caudillo"

"It should not be a problem, only nations who were actually voicing condemnation will be limited, otherwise, there is no limit."

"Since I believe that the nation of Sharina has only voiced the need for peace and offered to take all refugees then this shouldn't be a problem, correct?"

Slowly Sasha Parlenova-Minister of Froreign affairs walked out of the darkness of her countries balcony she hoped it was not to late to enter. Her tall but plump figure gave her a slight waddle She wore a light gray suit and a red tie. As she sat down she read a brief transcript of the previous arguments and mishaps. She looked around at all the nations. She then proceeded to blow into the mic. She said clearly "I am sorry for the long delay i had a delay at.......ummmm..... Customs i will now like to par take on the meeting". Behind her the 2 stone faced guards stood on either each armed with AK-47 Spetsnaz's they were part of well know Spetsnaz police force.

Lenitz looks first at the pike armed guards behind the foreign emperor, then to the AK-47 armed guards behind the new dignitary and was suddenly very glad that the heavy suit-coat provided the perfect cover for a heavy infantry body armor, at least his torso.

Parlenova noticed that Lenitz was looking at his guards and at hers so she gave a guard a note and send it to his booth. It said Only if you are against me and something happens do you need to worry i am not on El Caudillo's side. She then gigled as she sent it down to the balcony.

Looking at the note Lenitz flashes her a lopsided smile, a barely noticable wrist motion brings an aide with a pen and paper forward. After a minute of scribbling the aide vanishes to deliver the note.
Its not so bad when only your allies have weapons, but if everyone brought guns in here we could have a general war without the aid of El Caudillo

As Parlenova reads the note she lets out a slight giggle and looks at Lenitz. She jots down another message. "Yes that could happen a mini war and it would be quite funny seeing as we would certainly win yet what would that solve................heh everything." She sends the guard back.

After tries to maintain a striaght face after reading the last message and only suceeds partially.
I don't if it would solve everything, but it would kick start a lot of wars. Whatever it may solve I personally didn't sign up for the army, so getting shot at wasn't high on my list of things to do.

She grins at Lenitz. She jots dow another note quite quickly it says : "Ya i bet you didnt but we here in the ACSCT we ALL sign up for the military. One fights we all fight. For the motherland as they say on the recruiting posters.Atleast thats how it goes i think?"

Credonian Secretary of State Lauren R. Smith sat quietly in her booth listening to all of the ideas and solutions being presented. She was a little disgusted at the manner in which the conference was being conducted, however, she could not show that she felt above all in attendance there. After staying silent for quite some time, she decided to finally chime in.

"Fellow national leaders and foreign delegates, I believe that the idea for payment for emmigrants is an effective solutiuon to this problem and will give E.C. no need to execute innocent men women and children and we would like to see a full treaty that includes provision for setting up such a system."

The Lankurian Ambassador stood up from his seat at the back of the conference room "Lankuria also supports the 'payment for emmigrants' scheme, and believes that a fixed price for both emmigrants and governments alike is required. We propose 600,000 units of Cordillo's local currency, with governments able to pay in full should they wish. A limit for those who have threatened El Cordillo seems reasonable to us."

"I wish to attend the conference."

--Reynaldo Salazar, Minister of Foreign Affairs--The Principality of the Red Temple also wishes to attend, but simply as an observer.

OOC: I'm still posting on behalf of the Red Temple until I get the latter set up properly (as a nation in TLE).

The Chancellor had remained quiet during the petty squabbling between the nations such as Parthia and Transylvania as well Spooty. He decided none of this would occur in the conference again. Even though Sharina had intervened and the conference had gotten back on track there was no preventing it from going back down hill,

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry but this is a peace conference not a pissing contest. The next two or three or four nations to get off topic and into a war of words, they will be removed from the conference and sent back to where they came from, ally or not.

Also do not comment on what I just said keep to the current conference topic please. Now, I agree with the current idea of a set fee however you bring up the idea of limits and we agree there should be a maximum limit of zero. If you condemned or threatened El Caudillo it brings up a safety issue for the citizens. How do we know they will not be victims of persecutions and hate crimes within your country?"

Also do not comment on what I just said keep to the current conference topic please. Now, I agree with the current idea of a set fee however you bring up the idea of limits and we agree there should be a maximum limit of zero. If you condemned or threatened El Caudillo it brings up a safety issue for the citizens. How do we know they will not be victims of persecutions and hate crimes within your country?"

"That's simply perposterious." countered Secretary March.

"If it were the intention of nations such as the Democratic Colonies to persecute and harm these people, why would we pay for thier emmigration? Why would we have come to this conference if we had towards them a trace of ill will? Left in El Caudillo, they will be executed. Why would we pay to save their lives, only to harm them in such a manner? It would be illogical beyond all belief."

"Your concern is totally unfounded Chancellor - what you suggest does not make sense. No nation would threaten war over people that are so ill thought of that they would be victims of hate crimes once liberated."

Sitting in his dark little corner, Grand Inquisitor Lucius Servius Caius had been watching the ramblings of the various diplomats with some degree of amusement. His face was covered over by shadow and cigar smoke, his piercing grey eyes shimmering in the darkness, his polished black armor gleaming in the artificial light.

"I must say, it is most interesting to watch diplomats conduct themselves in such a fashion," came his deep, cold voice, with a hint of mockery, "If the great nation of El Caudillo wishes to kill their dissedents, let them. In fact, I've a better idea: my government shall put said heretics to work in our factories and mines, and generate a decent revenue from them. A percentage of said funds could then be given to the El Caudillo government. Think, my friend," he said to Salazar, "The satanists would be punished as you wish, and you would make money off of it. Is this not agreeable? Ah, and before anyone threatens the people of El Caudillo if they wish to go through with such a plan, let me remind you that two-hundred thousand Imperial Soldiers are currently assigned to the defense of said nation."

Sitting in his dark little corner, Grand Inquisitor Lucius Servius Caius had been watching the ramblings of the various diplomats with some degree of amusement. His face was covered over by shadow and cigar smoke, his piercing grey eyes shimmering in the darkness, his polished black armor gleaming in the artificial light.

"I must say, it is most interesting to watch diplomats conduct themselves in such a fashion," came his deep, cold voice, with a hint of mockery, "If the great nation of El Caudillo wishes to kill their dissedents, let them. In fact, I've a better idea: my government shall put said heretics to work in our factories and mines, and generate a decent revenue from them. A percentage of said funds could then be given to the El Caudillo government. Think, my friend," he said to Salazar, "The satanists would be punished as you wish, and you would make money off of it. Is this not agreeable? Ah, and before anyone threatens the people of El Caudillo if they wish to go through with such a plan, let me remind you that two-hundred thousand Imperial Soldiers are currently assigned to the defense of said nation."

"A most ingenious idea, Lord Caius!" Salazar exclaimed, with undisguised glee. "And again, we thank you deeply for your gallant and selfless defense of our young nation."

"A most ingenious idea, Lord Caius!" Salazar exclaimed, with undisguised glee. "And again, we thank you deeply for your gallant and selfless defense of our young nation."
"The Empire shall spare no resource in the defense of a holy and well-meaning nation such as yours, my friend," replied the Inquisitor with a grin.

"The Empire shall spare no resource in the defense of a holy and well-meaning nation such as yours, my friend," replied the Inquisitor with a grin.

So deeply moved that he nearly wept with gratitude, Salazar bowed his head graciously. "God bless you, and God bless Doomingsland," he said, in a choked, emotional voice.

The Chancellor had remained quiet during the petty squabbling between the nations such as Parthia and Transylvania as well Spooty. He decided none of this would occur in the conference again. Even though Sharina had intervened and the conference had gotten back on track there was no preventing it from going back down hill,

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry but this is a peace conference not a pissing contest. The next two or three or four nations to get off topic and into a war of words, they will be removed from the conference and sent back to where they came from, ally or not.

Also do not comment on what I just said keep to the current conference topic please. Now, I agree with the current idea of a set fee however you bring up the idea of limits and we agree there should be a maximum limit of zero. If you condemned or threatened El Caudillo it brings up a safety issue for the citizens. How do we know they will not be victims of persecutions and hate crimes within your country?"

The Sharinan woman listened to the Dracun Chancellor's words carefully before formulating a response in her mind. She chose the opporutune moment to offer her views right after the seemingly awkward silence after the Chancellor ended his discussion.

"The current fee per citizen should be set at 600,000 of El Caudillo's currency, and should not be changed. Otherwise we'd be forced to assemble another peace conference in the near-future or risk another threat of warfare that will be harmful to both sides.

That aside, the maximum limit should only apply to those who wish El Caudillo harm, or have shown hostile and unfriendly attitude towards El Caudillo. I believe the maximum limit for those nations should be set at roughly 25,000 citizens. For those who are neutral or supportive of El Caudillo should not have any maximum limit placed on them. Those nations will take the remainder of 'disagreeable' El Caudilloan citizens that aren't taken by the hostile / unfriendly nations.

In regards for the safety issue, we cannot be fully certain of safety. We will have to take a leap of faith. I believe that various religions encourage the concept of faith and mercy, notably Christians, Jews, and Islam. However, if any El Caudilloan citizen returns back to El Caudillo after moving out, then El Caudillo will be allowed to deal with these citizens as it deems fit, without any interference from the host nation (the one where the citizen came into El Caudillo from).

Would this be agreeable to all parties involved?"

The Sharinan woman took a sip of water while awaiting the responses of the delegates and the Dracun Chancellor.

The Chancellor was thinking of how he might just well be betraying his ally with this conference and his other ally Doomingsland was becoming more and more closer. Although that was good, the Chancellor decided it was time to gain some influence with his ally. He talked it over with his Vice Chancellor as the Sharianian delegate spoke and the Chancellor stood,

"This conference is hereby dismissed. We see no possible solution to a problem that never really existed. We apologize to everyone for making them come here, especially our allies but we all must remember we were all hyped up on a war. Please return to your countries with no ill towards us, we are doing what is best for our country and that of our closest allies."

He turned to the Parthian, Doomingsland and El Caudillo delegates, "May I have a word with all of you?"

The Chancellor was thinking of how he might just well be betraying his ally with this conference and his other ally Doomingsland was becoming more and more closer. Although that was good, the Chancellor decided it was time to gain some influence with his ally. He talked it over with his Vice Chancellor as the Sharianian delegate spoke and the Chancellor stood,

"This conference is hereby dismissed. We see no possible solution to a problem that never really existed. We apologize to everyone for making them come here, especially our allies but we all must remember we were all hyped up on a war. Please return to your countries with no ill towards us, we are doing what is best for our country and that of our closest allies."

He turned to the Parthian, Doomingsland and El Caudillo delegates, "May I have a word with all of you?"

Salazar indicated his agreement with a slight nod. "Indeed, you may," he said.

Inquisitor Caius, not quite sure what the Chancellor was up to, simply nodded in response.

As the Delegates from Doomingsland and El Caudillo came to him, "I would like to apologize for my recent behavior I wasn't really acting ally like. However apologies can be done over the phone what I am here to discuss something more... interesting. An alliance between us four that would overlap all alliances the alliances we are already involved in.

My Dear friends," He said focusing now on the Inquisitor and the Parthian delegate, "My people are growing less and less fond of C A D, since most of them are 'brutal warlords' as they call them I may soon have to leave due to popular demand nullifying our alliance. So therefore I would like to form secretly an alliance between us four, mainly to protect El Caudillo till it is strong enough but also to keep us allied even if in secret."

The ambassador of Desartha, Eamon van der Lubbe, who had been sitting through the conference, and was surprisingly dressed down, stood to adress the croud, "I cannot believe what I am hearing, how can so many nations applaud these atrocities! Mr. Reynaldo Salazar, you and your government should be prosecuted for these actions! We are sickened by your outrageous tax on those dissedents, wishing to leave the country, the nation of Desartha will pay to take in some of your dissedents, however we wish to negotiate a cheaper price. I am shocked at your hipocritical references to God and yet you break your own beliefs. Though nobody deserves to be executed, if anyone anyone did it would be you not your dissenters, you are the ones who deserve to suffer the wrath of your "almighty" "god"."

The Lankurian diplomat also stood.

"I support Dasartha. How can you support El Cordillo? In spite of warnings and condemnations from numerous nations they continue to pursue in their oppressive and hypocritical policies, and even appear to revel in the attention they recieve. By protecting them you are allowing them free rein to do what they will. I recieved a communique scant minutes ago which stated that they had begun enslavement of a race of primitive islanders, even as a conference on the subject of their latest atrocities was underway. My nation is to issue trade sanctions upon El Cordillo, from this point onward."

And thus, a messanger came in, left a letter on the table, and left. And the letter went like this.

To: Every Poor Man that is in this Conference
From: Grand Chancellor Sergei Ilyanov

You idiots! You wish to prosecute a nation because of a few crimes?!
Fools! Hypocrites! All of you! Around you sit men who have done much worse
crimes! The Doominglandi Delegate for him example, how many men has he
killed?! I am of course, for civil rights and all of that nice stuff, but if
you are going to prosecute this nation, I suggest you also prosecute
Doomingland, the Parthian Empire, the Generian Empire, Automagfreek,
Crimmond, Euroslavia, the Greek Empire of Nikolaos, and pretty much half of
the known world. Bring justice to these nations before you deal with
this... minor problem.

Sergei Ilyanov
Grand Chancellor of The Imperial Union
Viceroy of The Island of Rose

P.S. We're allied to half of the countries shown, so if you try anything you
DIE. Err... that is all.

And thus, a messanger came in, left a letter on the table, and left. And the letter went like this.

To: Every Poor Man that is in this Conference
From: Grand Chancellor Sergei Ilyanov

You idiots! You wish to prosecute a nation because of a few crimes?!
Fools! Hypocrites! All of you! Around you sit men who have done much worse
crimes! The Doominglandi Delegate for him example, how many men has he
killed?! I am of course, for civil rights and all of that nice stuff, but if
you are going to prosecute this nation, I suggest you also prosecute
Doomingland, the Parthian Empire, the Generian Empire, Automagfreek,
Crimmond, Euroslavia, the Greek Empire of Nikolaos, and pretty much half of
the known world. Bring justice to these nations before you deal with
this... minor problem.

Sergei Ilyanov
Grand Chancellor of The Imperial Union
Viceroy of The Island of Rose

P.S. We're allied to half of the countries shown, so if you try anything you
DIE. Err... that is all.
The ambassador stood once more, "We are unaware of these alleged crimes if you would give us more information(and a link) then we would gladly prosecute them too. However, The U.S.S.D. does not consider 1,000 murdered dissidents minor, we also do not answer to threats and will not be moved by yours."

The Lankurian diplomat stood again.

"In response to 'the Island of Rose', we can never utterly free the world from such regimes. The most we can do is to urge them to change their policies whenever we can. And at present El Cordillo has been the most blatant nation in its subversions of human rights for some time. That is why we are here." he said, smoothing his necktie with one hand.

Count JWolf stood up after the Chancellor dismissed the conference; he started walking over to people who leaders are his closest friends. As he neared them, both the Desartha ambassador and Lankurian diplomat said something after the conference was dismissed. He turned and looked both of them in the eyes, “Mr. Chancellor, I don’t think they heard you.” Then had an evil smile go across his face, “This conference is dismissed!” he added. He then handed Mr.Salazar, a note that said “Need the Dominion. Just give us a call.” With that he and his four guards left the room.

Since I'm not there ICly I'll give you proof OOCly, let us start.

The Parthians: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=422426 (95,000 Anti-Tobbaco Guys Dead)

Doomingsland: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=359586 (Unlawful Execution of Reds, or err... well I could show the thread about the hydrogen bomb execution and the arena stuff, but maybe you won't take it as evidence...)

Roach-Busters: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416002 (The old J.L. was so mean wasn't he?)
Always a favorite...

I could get more, but the veterans know what I'm talking aboot...

As the Delegates from Doomingsland and El Caudillo came to him, "I would like to apologize for my recent behavior I wasn't really acting ally like. However apologies can be done over the phone what I am here to discuss something more... interesting. An alliance between us four that would overlap all alliances the alliances we are already involved in.

My Dear friends," He said focusing now on the Inquisitor and the Parthian delegate, "My people are growing less and less fond of C A D, since most of them are 'brutal warlords' as they call them I may soon have to leave due to popular demand nullifying our alliance. So therefore I would like to form secretly an alliance between us four, mainly to protect El Caudillo till it is strong enough but also to keep us allied even if in secret."

"That is fine and understandable, but perhaps a few arrests and executions of the guilty parties fomenting this dissent should quiet them down? Propaganda also works nicely to shut up the idiots who think they know anything about national politics."

The ambassador turned as an aid tapped his shoulder and handed him a message.
" Ladies and gentelmen, it was just brought to my attention that a nation known as Feline Catfish has declared war on E.C. I now must take my leave," He said as he turned and left for wherever he was off to.

OOC here's the link Declaration (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427279)

As the Delegates from Doomingsland and El Caudillo came to him, "I would like to apologize for my recent behavior I wasn't really acting ally like. However apologies can be done over the phone what I am here to discuss something more... interesting. An alliance between us four that would overlap all alliances the alliances we are already involved in.

My Dear friends," He said focusing now on the Inquisitor and the Parthian delegate, "My people are growing less and less fond of C A D, since most of them are 'brutal warlords' as they call them I may soon have to leave due to popular demand nullifying our alliance. So therefore I would like to form secretly an alliance between us four, mainly to protect El Caudillo till it is strong enough but also to keep us allied even if in secret."
"This is most distressing, Chancellor," replied Caius in a cold tone, "Your 'people' have obviously been infected by the disease known as communism. There is but one way to deal with such....pests," he said with a wry smile, "Give me one week, and I can assure you, your population will fully support your involvement with the CAD."

"On behalf of all of Catfish, I am requesting that I be allowed to attend this conference."

King George III of Catfish
Fidei Defensor