Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 06:33
Earlier today a race of aliens launched what appears to have been an invasion of Dontgonearthere, thosands of alien motherships simply dropped out of the sky into the desert.
Soon afterwards the ships opened their hatches and disgourged thosands of evil alien warriors, bearing what appeared to be laser guided socks. These warriors proceded to race across the open area towards all of our major cities, no doubt planning to employ various tentacles to go on a rampage of high-school rape, assorted disembowling and all that.
However, as it turns out, the aliens have a deadly allergic reaction to even the smallest amounts water, so they all died when their lungs melted and their skin fell off.
To counter the alien threat, Dontgonearthere has dispatched a number of CubScouts armed with supersoakers to the alien worlds, so far we have had only one casualty, due to a splinter.
The aliens sock-weapons have thus far proved totaly inneffective, and apparently they commited much of their military to the strike on Dontgonearthere. Most of the aliens appear to be unarmed, their main occupation is doing the Flashy-Stalking-Camera-Thingy, without much sucess because they are pink, four feet tall and have eyes a foot wide.
And so, the day was saved, by good ol Dihydrogenmonoxide!
This message brought to you by the Dontgonearthere National Water Board, because none of the major news networks really cared.
GOT WATER?
(OOC:
Based on the earlier thread by...well...me :P)
Soon afterwards the ships opened their hatches and disgourged thosands of evil alien warriors, bearing what appeared to be laser guided socks. These warriors proceded to race across the open area towards all of our major cities, no doubt planning to employ various tentacles to go on a rampage of high-school rape, assorted disembowling and all that.
However, as it turns out, the aliens have a deadly allergic reaction to even the smallest amounts water, so they all died when their lungs melted and their skin fell off.
To counter the alien threat, Dontgonearthere has dispatched a number of CubScouts armed with supersoakers to the alien worlds, so far we have had only one casualty, due to a splinter.
The aliens sock-weapons have thus far proved totaly inneffective, and apparently they commited much of their military to the strike on Dontgonearthere. Most of the aliens appear to be unarmed, their main occupation is doing the Flashy-Stalking-Camera-Thingy, without much sucess because they are pink, four feet tall and have eyes a foot wide.
And so, the day was saved, by good ol Dihydrogenmonoxide!
This message brought to you by the Dontgonearthere National Water Board, because none of the major news networks really cared.
GOT WATER?
(OOC:
Based on the earlier thread by...well...me :P)