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ooc: This isn't done much, so.... yea.

Description: The K2 combat knife is the standard combat knife of all MassPwnage forces. The weapon is the product of years of research and data gathered from actual combat situations.

Well, anywho, here it is.

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Specifications:
Weight: 11 oz.
Blade Thickness: 5mm
Blade Length: 9 in.
Handle: 5 in. textured resin/epoxy handle.
Blade Composition: Stainless steel with 2% tungsten, 4% nickel, 1% titanium and 0.5% carbon nanotubes by weight.
Overall Length: 11 3/8" Black Epoxy Powder Coat
Sheath: Kevlar and Carbon fiber sheath. Optional camoflague coverings available.

Design features:

*Balanced towards the hand for quick and rapid strikes.

*Razor sharp, long lasting tungsten carbide edge, sharpened to histological edge standards (10 microns).

*Spine of knife backed with carbon nanotubes to ensure blade integrity even when stabbing at advanced body armor.

*Serrated back for sawing.

*False edge for easier insertion of the blade.

*Handguard can be replaced with bayonet lug.

*Full tang for blade integrity

*Blood groove in the center of blade.

*Bone crushing pommel.

*Matte finish on metal

Cost: $89.99
Production Rights: $500,000

Republican Department of Defense

The Republican DoD has noticed your excellent new Combat Knife design, and has been ordered to purchase the following:

K2 Combat Knife Production Rights: $500,000 USD + $1 Billion USD Research Aid Funding.

The funds have been wired to your company.

- Major General Hartland

Confirmed and have a nice day.

We of the Mikosolf Corporation find your knife to be of wonderful designed. Therefore, we would like to purchas the production rights. The payment of $500,000 will be paid upon conformation.

Thank you.

Confirmed, have a nice day.

The Green Plague is interested in your research design, and will transfer the $500,000 USD upon confirmation...

Also, do you have any other small arms for sale?

The Green Plague
Ministry of Defense :mp5:

The Roman Dictator is interested in your knife, as a collector of swords and knives. He would like to buy 1 knife and Production rights to your knives.

Total: $500,089.99 RRD

The Empire wishes to purchase this knife. After some serious calculations, we have reached the conclusion that it's cheaper to buy the production rights then it is to purchase the 50 000 000 knifes needed. Thus, we will wire $500 000,- for the production rights immediately.

Confirmed, Confirmed, Confirmed.

ooc: The Green Plague, don't use smileys when making RP posts, it's not in good form.

To: MassPwnage
From: Admiral Geoffrey Simnett, Minister for Defence, Kingdom of Lesser Ribena

We are very interested in your knife design and wish to equip our armed forces with them. It is easier (and cheaper) to purchase production rights and outfit our arms factories to manufacture them than it is to keep buying them in small batches. To that effect we have wired $500,000 USD to your bank account and eagerly await delivery of the plans and rights.

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Official Communique from the Generian Imperial Military Authority-
Sender: General L. Nys'ky

The Imperial Military Authority is interested in purchasing 20,000 of your latest model K2 combat knife for field test purposes. Should the design prove satisfactory, we may see fit to enter into a lasting purchasing contract with you. The sum of $1,799,800 will be transferred upon confirmation of the order. Good day.

-General L. Nys'ky,
Chairman of the Imperial Military Authority,
Loyal Servant to Emperor Antonius the Magnificent

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The Holy Empire of Kreynoria desires production rights to these wonderful knives. The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Confirmed, Confirmed, and Generic Empire, due to your long history of purchases from MassPwnage, production rights for you are free.

To: Whomever it may concern
From: The Oligarch of Kriegorgrad, Comrade Leader Nikolai Fedorenkov
Subject: Give up already…

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”Can you please stop offending the world with your substandard attempts at capitalism? At least the capitalists can make their things well, more often than not; but your nation has shoddy weapons at the inequality accompanying capitalism.

Give up, already.“

Yours Sincerely,


The Oligarch of Kriegorgrad, Comrade Leader Nikolai Fedorenkov

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