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The Kingdom of Blood Moon is offering a complimentary massage to any forigners entering Blood Moon, this service will be provided at air and seaports by specialy trained Goblins who will not steal your wallet and passport.
That is all, thank you.

The Kingdom of Blood Moon is offering a complimentary massage to any forigners entering Blood Moon, this service will be provided at air and seaports by specialy trained Goblins who will not steal your wallet and passport.
That is all, thank you.

We will no longer frequent the ports of Blood moon, due to the complimentary massage service and our distrust of the goblins sanity and training to avoid theft of personal items, or parts for that matter...

Except for the fact that we have been ordered to stay out of BMG, many tourists would visit.

Massage to all foreigners, cool! Damn, Massages usually cost like...a lot of money, even for locals, but hey, if you want to give them out for free, be my guest!

Darn, I was hoping he meant MESSAGE. Then I could make fun of him for misspelling message AND "foreigners". :D

Breaking Report: Get your Goblin massage!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=426634

"Let me give you some friendly advice, peculiar creature, just in case by some bizarre stretch of the imagination a Charr exists outside of our nation. If you see a very large, fury, angry-looking creature with very large teeth, horns and claws walking into your ports, do not touch it -- for it is a Charr. Any attempt to give a Charr a massage would likely result in the need for a chiropractor to be present at your airport, rather than a masseuse. Do not mistake this for a threat, it is merely a fact of our culture. A Charr will almost certainly respond negatively to being touched in such a fashion."

Klartok Sharptooth

WHOOT! Massage for all.

Official Response from the Camel Eaters government.