NationStates Jolt Archive

All people found on the black list here (http://www.windwardhigh.org/khansen/land_of_nothing.html)

will have actions based on their locations.

Assassins bat: being that they are still tecnicly still in the continent but not in the reigion. THere is a 100 foot tall wall spanning the border.

THe cement will cost 2,995,000,000,000 telemarketers is to be spent. Reibar will cost the additional 266,276,580.5

All people in the land of nothing is to comply or serius consecuences will insue.

The Splended nation of Gonth finds these actions insane, and we demand you stop or harsh actions will be taken against your nation.

OOC: That's a ton of cement.
also,
Consequences
Serious
Technicaly

The Splended nation of Gonth finds these actions insane, and we demand you stop or harsh actions will be taken against your nation.

We belive in hersh and immitent action. Also we LIKE to over-react so no we shall not stop just because i am a colony does not mean that i am not reigion founder.

Yes that is a ton of cement it is 100 ft tall.

ALso there are a few countries in witch I have blacklisted. Being that they were not on my land I cannot make a wall so I will cut off trade of any kind THe supplies will be sent back if brought.

The Empire finds these actions strange, odd and befuddling.

Therefore, we now place political and economic sanctions against your nation until the leadership regains sanity.

-Imperial Foriegn Affairs

Fear not, as Rotten Bacon is my colony, and the situation is under control. Under the Nissian Government Budget, the citizens will be given food and water while living in nominal conditions. The only reason that the government chooses not to interfere with the project is due to that the wall itself will in the future be mutually benefiting to both Enclave members and Rotten Bacon, and also the Nissian government feels that Rotten Bacon itself should make independant decisions, so that the government can figure out its own errors.

Should force be brought to this project, the Nissian Government will be requiring a council upon the Enclave Coalition members as to choose nations to militarily support the Bacon defense.

What should be of more concern to outside nations is the Bacons idea of wanting their POW's of a past war, who were all turned into zombies through virus testing, past the knowledge of these people being zombies. No war council should arise should opposition rise against this decision.

From the desk of Jonathon Deering,
Water Dragon General of the Domain of Nissin

"They did say... zombies, right?"
"Yeah... weird."
"I think they watch too many horror flicks."
"Hey, what can it hurt to send some troops, see that they're wrong and get a good laugh?"

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As this is also weird, strange and laughable, we wish to send a Fire Team to appraise the truth of these claims of undead.

OOC: Well, they arn't so much dead as half are just near brain dead animal-people and corpses reanimated with machines, so it will turn out more a 28-Days Later meets Terminator.

I could use some help dealing with them

ALso it is free-a were people are not in the country so right now they can't be hert

We refrain from commenting.

OOC: Now, if my colony would both emplore good spelling and use of out-of-character tags, I wouldn't have to smite yo-I MEAN provide peace for the oppressed peoples. Now, I would explain the whole stuation, but I both do not know how many groups would be involved nor if this would spark any interest. I hereby dictate that this be an OOC thread, then should people actually want to help Bacon or just feel like zombie-murder, I will create an IC thread. Unless you beat me to it.

OOC: you know what nissin be quitet. so i have bad spelling. that is not a problem unless you connot understand what i say. and that has not happend yet.

all said in a non-offenive way.

guys you all have some serious issues; one use spell check for crying out loud, two seek some help... namely a psychiatrist, and three zombies freak me out!