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Strange lights have being spotted over my nation. Approx. 500 people have been abducted by these 'lights'. Chaos is in streets of my nation! Help!

sry were my b-52 bombers...
u be dead in approximately....

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It is now belived that the race of people known as 'chavs' are responsable for 500 people of our population dissapearing. Yesterday they started to assalut the main goverment buildings. Most of our population has fled to the north.

PLEASE HELP! ANY IDEAS FOR COMBATING THE HORDES OF CHAVS WOULD BE A GREAT HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OCC: Fronia come on. That was a weak attmept at RPing and I'd suggest you try harder or you'll just be labbled a waste of bandwidth.

OCC: Fronia come on. That was a weak attmept at RPing and I'd suggest you try harder or you'll just be labbled a waste of bandwidth.
actually it was a hint on how useless this topic is..
but k..

and on the theme of bandwith:
not 4 me, i got unlimited ;P

Lankuria will send some four divisions, comprising of 16000 men with armour support, to aid the elimination of the chav threat. Our divisions will arrive in the northern region to begin the repulsion.

ooc: Chavs fly now? Still, all you need is bling-seeking munitions.

ooc: no! dont use bling seeking! an innocent rapper of some sort might be caught in the cross fire!

any real government would use burbury-seeking stun guns of some sort to round em up, and flamerthrowers/rusty melee weapons to kill them.

###INCOMING TRANSMISSION TO The Republic of Rubaran.###

FROM: The Allied States of the Lone Alliance,

Re:Naval Task force Alpha.

Destroyer Escorts, Brith and Perth have picked up said objects on Radar while En-route back to nation, More than 20 unknown craft sighted, no further information. Dispatching Task Force Alpha.


LC Spritz
DE Perth, Daton
DD Danalos, Sevair
AC Ageis Class: Bretta
BB Sharp Tomahawk Equipped
Light Carrier: Lyand
Aircraft: 8, F-18, 1, SU-35 4, F-14, 2 Helicopter Transports.

Task Force Alpha will provide Long Range Air support for Lankurian forces.
As well as long Range Missile Bombardment on enemy Landing Sites.

Land Reinforcements Are Unavaliable due to lack of Necessary combat Training.

Are you saying its a bad thing if rappers get killed?

This is a chav we 'av tak'n da Rubarbanran message thingy. Its blinging. But i cant c 4 my slap-ons in da way.

An increase in weapons spending has resulted in devolping a great weapon to destroy the chavs. The weapon is; the water gun. The water is rusting there bling and destroying there make up. Order has been restored, thanks for your help.

Uhhhh......strange lights=UFO

So how do you know if normal weapons will bring them down?